The Danelaw
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Jörvikshire Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Court of the Bretwalda in Wülferhampton. Bloody Foreigner and Wülferhamptonian. Been a bit of a Cnut since 865AD. Skön. No jam, no cream.
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My Daily Count Binface appreciation post
MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
GOOD LUCK TO COUNT BINFACE
MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
GOOD LUCK TO COUNT BINFACE
August 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
My Daily Count Binface appreciation post
MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
GOOD LUCK TO COUNT BINFACE
MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
GOOD LUCK TO COUNT BINFACE
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All yn all, anothir
Data center installed
Data center installed
July 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
All yn all, anothir
Data center installed
Data center installed
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Today is the the day we celebrate George, our Patron Saint.
It’s traditional to hang Tommy Robinson from a lamppost, go Farage spotting in Clacton and pick the ReformUK candidates out of a police lineup 👍
It’s traditional to hang Tommy Robinson from a lamppost, go Farage spotting in Clacton and pick the ReformUK candidates out of a police lineup 👍
April 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Today is the the day we celebrate George, our Patron Saint.
It’s traditional to hang Tommy Robinson from a lamppost, go Farage spotting in Clacton and pick the ReformUK candidates out of a police lineup 👍
It’s traditional to hang Tommy Robinson from a lamppost, go Farage spotting in Clacton and pick the ReformUK candidates out of a police lineup 👍
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I wonder if this will be mentioned by #BBCLaurak when she has her one hour long attack of Starmer this morning?
Fun fact that lying UK journalistic hacks won’t tell you because they hate Labour: Boris Johnson did not pass vetting when Theresa May appointed him Foreign Secretary. #UKPolitics
April 19, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I wonder if this will be mentioned by #BBCLaurak when she has her one hour long attack of Starmer this morning?
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and crags,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of shite St George's flags;
Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar,
I wonder just who these wankers are.
That floats on high o'er vales and crags,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of shite St George's flags;
Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar,
I wonder just who these wankers are.
April 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and crags,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of shite St George's flags;
Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar,
I wonder just who these wankers are.
That floats on high o'er vales and crags,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of shite St George's flags;
Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar,
I wonder just who these wankers are.
Oh. And happy Dead God day to all those who celebrate.
a man in a roman costume holds a pair of scissors in his right hand
ALT: a man in a roman costume holds a pair of scissors in his right hand
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Oh. And happy Dead God day to all those who celebrate.
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UK government: suspend all contracts with Palantir action.eko.org/a/uk-governm...
UK government: Suspend all Palantir contracts
Right now, thanks to Keir Starmer, Trump’s digital Trojan horse is 'hoovering up' our data -- including your private patient data.illions of people.Quietly, and without a single vote in Parliament, Ke
action.eko.org
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
UK government: suspend all contracts with Palantir action.eko.org/a/uk-governm...
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If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
Been there. Done that. Bought the T shirt.
September 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Been there. Done that. Bought the T shirt.
It’s quiet in Wülferhampton these days. Perhaps it’s the silly season. Perhaps our Glorious Leader has invented golf and gone off to thrash some balls in a bunker somewhere.
I’ve been on my regular summer pillage. Did I miss anything?
I’ve been on my regular summer pillage. Did I miss anything?
August 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s quiet in Wülferhampton these days. Perhaps it’s the silly season. Perhaps our Glorious Leader has invented golf and gone off to thrash some balls in a bunker somewhere.
I’ve been on my regular summer pillage. Did I miss anything?
I’ve been on my regular summer pillage. Did I miss anything?
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
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I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.
February 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m in Munich and people keep asking me to decode Vance’s speech. OK: In Vance English “free speech” means “Let Musk run your elections” and “democracy” means “let Russia run your elections.” Now move on. 2025 is about what Europeans do, not what Americans say.
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Someday this photo will be on the front of textbooks.
(from the NYT scrolling coverage of Patel's hearing: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...)
(from the NYT scrolling coverage of Patel's hearing: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...)
February 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Someday this photo will be on the front of textbooks.
(from the NYT scrolling coverage of Patel's hearing: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...)
(from the NYT scrolling coverage of Patel's hearing: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...)
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Sieg Heil?
No thanks. Let’s all join European Movement and build the resistance to this.
No thanks. Let’s all join European Movement and build the resistance to this.
European Movement
We're the UK's largest pro-European movement. Our goal is to reverse the calamity of Brexit and restore relations with our European neighbours.
www.europeanmovement.co.uk
January 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sieg Heil?
No thanks. Let’s all join European Movement and build the resistance to this.
No thanks. Let’s all join European Movement and build the resistance to this.
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He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Ah-hoo…
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Ah-hoo…
January 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Ah-hoo…
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein
Ah-hoo…
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It also means undoing copyright on academic works, which (as we keep on saying) is called 'plagiarism' and gets undergraduates in trouble on the grounds of academic integrity but apparently poses no problems at all if it's AI doing it. *internal screaming*
The British Library is a copyright deposit library. If this means a wholesale undoing of copyright to redefine books, art, movies etc as 'data' to please the techbros, the creative industries and all of us working in them are screwed. And viewers and readers will get unoriginal, derivative slop.
Listening to #radio4 discussion of 'sovereign data' such as the British Libraries books as a resource that can generate income by being leased to Ai tech companies. Rather wish government had recognised its sovereign data status for the rest of us when the Library was hacked. #AcademicSky
January 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It also means undoing copyright on academic works, which (as we keep on saying) is called 'plagiarism' and gets undergraduates in trouble on the grounds of academic integrity but apparently poses no problems at all if it's AI doing it. *internal screaming*
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Cake was finished on Monday. Still got mincemeat in , so may use some in a light cake in a few weeks.
A colleague told me his wife had brought him a gluten-free, sugar-free carrot cake. Tbh, that just sounds like a carrot.
A colleague told me his wife had brought him a gluten-free, sugar-free carrot cake. Tbh, that just sounds like a carrot.
January 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Cake was finished on Monday. Still got mincemeat in , so may use some in a light cake in a few weeks.
A colleague told me his wife had brought him a gluten-free, sugar-free carrot cake. Tbh, that just sounds like a carrot.
A colleague told me his wife had brought him a gluten-free, sugar-free carrot cake. Tbh, that just sounds like a carrot.
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Friends, a petition I've created to go to Parliament for the protection of Trans Healthcare in the UK has just gone live. If you are in the United Kingdom, please sign and share this. If you are not in the United Kingdom, please share it.
#Trans #LGBTQ #UK
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
#Trans #LGBTQ #UK
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards
The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treated in female- and male-only wards. We believe that this segre...
petition.parliament.uk
January 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Friends, a petition I've created to go to Parliament for the protection of Trans Healthcare in the UK has just gone live. If you are in the United Kingdom, please sign and share this. If you are not in the United Kingdom, please share it.
#Trans #LGBTQ #UK
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
#Trans #LGBTQ #UK
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US AND HAVE DONE FOR SOME CONSIDERABLE TIME.
January 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US AND HAVE DONE FOR SOME CONSIDERABLE TIME.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
For history’s sake, record of a late stage capitalism life arc
