Noelle (Ella Poppy’s Mom)
@the-first-noelle.bsky.social
🦩Aspiring social gadfly in Florida—I expertly dodge sunburns and dive into awkward small talk like it’s an Olympic sport! ☃️In Illinois, I transform into a semi-pro chatelaine; I’ll be in the corner debating whether a cheese plate counts as a balanced meal.
From Ella Poppy “🐾✨ Exciting update from my world! I just earned my AKC Scentwork title and FOUR first-place wins! 🥇🥇🥇🥇Unlike Karoline Leavitt who keeps yapping with her superiority complex and a nose for lies. If only she could learn to sniff out the truth like I can! #Dogsofbluesky #trump
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
From Ella Poppy “🐾✨ Exciting update from my world! I just earned my AKC Scentwork title and FOUR first-place wins! 🥇🥇🥇🥇Unlike Karoline Leavitt who keeps yapping with her superiority complex and a nose for lies. If only she could learn to sniff out the truth like I can! #Dogsofbluesky #trump
🐾✨ "Guess who just snagged her USSCS Intermediate Title and High In Trial award? This pup, that’s who! 🎉🏅 No need to hire some high-flying billionaire like Elon to fix my win—I did it all on my own! 💁♀️ Love, Ella Poppy #dogsofbluesky #Elon
March 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🐾✨ "Guess who just snagged her USSCS Intermediate Title and High In Trial award? This pup, that’s who! 🎉🏅 No need to hire some high-flying billionaire like Elon to fix my win—I did it all on my own! 💁♀️ Love, Ella Poppy #dogsofbluesky #Elon
Eight years ago I posted this meme on social media….who would have thought it would become SOOOOOOOO much worse?
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Eight years ago I posted this meme on social media….who would have thought it would become SOOOOOOOO much worse?
Hey fur-friends! I’m sitting pretty with my favorite ball! You know what makes me a good dog? Listening to commands and following the rules, unlike some humans I know… *cough* Chuck Schumer! He could learn a thing from us pups about paying attention to our pack a.k.a. his constituents. #ChuckSchumer
March 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hey fur-friends! I’m sitting pretty with my favorite ball! You know what makes me a good dog? Listening to commands and following the rules, unlike some humans I know… *cough* Chuck Schumer! He could learn a thing from us pups about paying attention to our pack a.k.a. his constituents. #ChuckSchumer
Richard Marx - Shame On You (Official Lyric Video)
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March 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
How much more proof do people need that Drumpf and JD are Russian agents?
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How much more proof do people need that Drumpf and JD are Russian agents?
Are we all in agreement that the soundtrack for Border Czar Tom Homan’s visit to Boston is all Dropkick Murphy’s songs. Yes?
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Are we all in agreement that the soundtrack for Border Czar Tom Homan’s visit to Boston is all Dropkick Murphy’s songs. Yes?
Are we sure the Russian code name given wasn’t “Мудак” ????
There is zero way the code name was “Krasnov”
There is zero way the code name was “Krasnov”
February 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Are we sure the Russian code name given wasn’t “Мудак” ????
There is zero way the code name was “Krasnov”
There is zero way the code name was “Krasnov”
Hey fur-friends! It’s your favorite pup here! Just chillin’ in the sunshine, no sunglasses needed either outside or inside!Unlike some folks (*cough* Musk *cough*) who need them indoors because of... well, you know! Remember, no shades needed when you’re naturally fabulous! - Ella Poppy #dogs
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hey fur-friends! It’s your favorite pup here! Just chillin’ in the sunshine, no sunglasses needed either outside or inside!Unlike some folks (*cough* Musk *cough*) who need them indoors because of... well, you know! Remember, no shades needed when you’re naturally fabulous! - Ella Poppy #dogs
Reposted by Noelle (Ella Poppy’s Mom)
We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.
From Ella Poppy “🐾❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day, friends! Remember to spread love and kindness today... and let’s keep the negativity away — like that orange fluffball who always ruins the mood! Let’s fetch a brighter future together! 🐶” #LoveNotHate #ValentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
From Ella Poppy “🐾❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day, friends! Remember to spread love and kindness today... and let’s keep the negativity away — like that orange fluffball who always ruins the mood! Let’s fetch a brighter future together! 🐶” #LoveNotHate #ValentinesDay
Has Elon and his elite band of incels commandeered the Trusted Traveler/Customs & Border Protection database? I've been bombarded with emails about long-abandoned renewal every 10mins for the past 12 hours. It's as if they’re trying to remind me of my procrastination by torture through nonstop email
February 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Has Elon and his elite band of incels commandeered the Trusted Traveler/Customs & Border Protection database? I've been bombarded with emails about long-abandoned renewal every 10mins for the past 12 hours. It's as if they’re trying to remind me of my procrastination by torture through nonstop email
Huge congrats to Ella Poppy for winning two first places in barn hunt this weekend! 🥇🥇 While she proves that hard work pays off, it’s a reminder that true competition matters. Let’s ensure fairness in all fields—especially when tech moguls like Elon Musk try to skew the game. 💪🐶 #dogsofbluesky
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Huge congrats to Ella Poppy for winning two first places in barn hunt this weekend! 🥇🥇 While she proves that hard work pays off, it’s a reminder that true competition matters. Let’s ensure fairness in all fields—especially when tech moguls like Elon Musk try to skew the game. 💪🐶 #dogsofbluesky
Shoutout to Air Traffic Controllers! 🌟 Growing up with a friend in ATC, I’ve seen firsthand the intelligence, calmness, and dedication to safety these professionals bring every day. They treat every flight like it’s carrying their own loved ones. DJT can fuck all the way off #ATC #AviationHeroes
January 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Shoutout to Air Traffic Controllers! 🌟 Growing up with a friend in ATC, I’ve seen firsthand the intelligence, calmness, and dedication to safety these professionals bring every day. They treat every flight like it’s carrying their own loved ones. DJT can fuck all the way off #ATC #AviationHeroes
Looks like we’re officially in the clear to flood the Defense Department with premium booze for the next four years! 🍾 Imagine sending cases upon cases as a 'thank you for your service, Pete, please drink up until you blackout”—🤮
January 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Looks like we’re officially in the clear to flood the Defense Department with premium booze for the next four years! 🍾 Imagine sending cases upon cases as a 'thank you for your service, Pete, please drink up until you blackout”—🤮
It’s laughable how some people call themselves 'Christians' supporting a man who thrives on division, hatred, & cruelty. If you think you can claim to follow Christ while ignoring His call to love and care for the marginalized, you’re living in a fantasy. Your faith is as empty as your empathy.
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s laughable how some people call themselves 'Christians' supporting a man who thrives on division, hatred, & cruelty. If you think you can claim to follow Christ while ignoring His call to love and care for the marginalized, you’re living in a fantasy. Your faith is as empty as your empathy.
When is it time to start shaving the heads of collaborators, a’la post-WWII European street justice style.
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When is it time to start shaving the heads of collaborators, a’la post-WWII European street justice style.
Ella Poppy says “Science is real, & today feels like hell froze over for most of America thanks to a certain party now in charge. Had to steal my mom’s ear muffs just to handle it! Let’s keep fighting for a future that puts the planet first, not the past. Stay warm and stay woke!” #Resist #ColdPaws
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM