Noelle (Ella Poppy’s Mom)
banner
the-first-noelle.bsky.social
Noelle (Ella Poppy’s Mom)
@the-first-noelle.bsky.social
🦩Aspiring social gadfly in Florida—I expertly dodge sunburns and dive into awkward small talk like it’s an Olympic sport! ☃️In Illinois, I transform into a semi-pro chatelaine; I’ll be in the corner debating whether a cheese plate counts as a balanced meal.
From Ella Poppy “🐾✨ Exciting update from my world! I just earned my AKC Scentwork title and FOUR first-place wins! 🥇🥇🥇🥇Unlike Karoline Leavitt who keeps yapping with her superiority complex and a nose for lies. If only she could learn to sniff out the truth like I can! #Dogsofbluesky #trump
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🐾✨ "Guess who just snagged her USSCS Intermediate Title and High In Trial award? This pup, that’s who! 🎉🏅 No need to hire some high-flying billionaire like Elon to fix my win—I did it all on my own! 💁‍♀️ Love, Ella Poppy #dogsofbluesky #Elon
March 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Eight years ago I posted this meme on social media….who would have thought it would become SOOOOOOOO much worse?
March 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hey fur-friends! I’m sitting pretty with my favorite ball! You know what makes me a good dog? Listening to commands and following the rules, unlike some humans I know… *cough* Chuck Schumer! He could learn a thing from us pups about paying attention to our pack a.k.a. his constituents. #ChuckSchumer
March 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
February 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hey fur-friends! It’s your favorite pup here! Just chillin’ in the sunshine, no sunglasses needed either outside or inside!Unlike some folks (*cough* Musk *cough*) who need them indoors because of... well, you know! Remember, no shades needed when you’re naturally fabulous! - Ella Poppy #dogs
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
From Ella Poppy “🐾❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day, friends! Remember to spread love and kindness today... and let’s keep the negativity away — like that orange fluffball who always ruins the mood! Let’s fetch a brighter future together! 🐶” #LoveNotHate #ValentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Huge congrats to Ella Poppy for winning two first places in barn hunt this weekend! 🥇🥇 While she proves that hard work pays off, it’s a reminder that true competition matters. Let’s ensure fairness in all fields—especially when tech moguls like Elon Musk try to skew the game. 💪🐶 #dogsofbluesky
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s laughable how some people call themselves 'Christians' supporting a man who thrives on division, hatred, & cruelty. If you think you can claim to follow Christ while ignoring His call to love and care for the marginalized, you’re living in a fantasy. Your faith is as empty as your empathy.
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When is it time to start shaving the heads of collaborators, a’la post-WWII European street justice style.
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ella Poppy says “Science is real, & today feels like hell froze over for most of America thanks to a certain party now in charge. Had to steal my mom’s ear muffs just to handle it! Let’s keep fighting for a future that puts the planet first, not the past. Stay warm and stay woke!” #Resist #ColdPaws
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Take me back to the night we met…..”

A much needed Ella Poppy puppy picture. 2014 (8 weeks old) when times were so much better.
#dogsofbluesky
January 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ella Poppy….
January 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck the Supreme Court.
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
After a not-so-great cardiologist recheck with Ella Poppy today I was reminded of the words “I will miss you for longer than I will be able to love you.” Trying to soak up every moment with my love, who braved the snow today for me. #dogsofbluesky
January 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ella Poppy says “🐾✨ Hey hoomans! 🌞 Just soaking up the sun and wagging my tail as we say goodbye to the old year! 🌈 Remember, no matter the changes, let’s spread love and joy into the new year! 🥳💕 Together, we can chase away the gloom and sniff out the good vibes! Here’s to a pawsitive 2025!🐶❤️
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 30, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Ella Poppy says

“🎄🐾 "Trying to look festive for Christmas photos, but really just here to celebrate Hanukkah! 🕎 Can I get a treat for every candle lit? If I sit pretty, do I get latkes? Asking for a friend...” #HanukkahHound #MatzahMuncher #FestiveFido #dogsofbluesky
December 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Ella Poppy is trading Chgo for sunshine in FL! She can’t wait to dig her paws into sand vs. snow! She asks “why I can’t fetch decent politics while I’m down there? I thought dog parks were chaotic, but have you seen Florida’s political scene? It’s like letting a pack of squirrels run for office!”
December 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Ella Poppy hopes you had fabulous day of NOT shopping on Black Friday! In true democratic fashion, she was ready to declare a squeaky toy republic, but realized there's already too much overthrowing happening in the world, so she rode in the cart like a queen instead!
#DogsofBlueSky #BlackFriday
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Ella Poppy says “Oui. It was a very happy Thanksgiving” (except for dressing up for the dressing).
November 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Ella Poppy says she is thankful for kibble, belly rubs, & the right to her favorite toy; but is facing the bigger dog trying to monopolize it. Classic case of little guy v. big guy. We must fight for our toys and our rights. Be a part of the pawsitively political paw-ty! #DogsofBlueSky
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Ella Poppy competing in barn hunt! She's not just looking for rats in the hay—she’s prepping to sniff out the *political* rats coming our way in ‘25.

Stay tuned as she sharpens her nose for political nonsense.

Who knew barn hunting would prepare her for the wild world of politics?

#DogsOfBlueSky
November 27, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Ella Poppy and I were brainstorming our escape plans for when the Orange Reich takes over.

Guess which country she’s voting for? Hint: it involves a lot of baguettes and less barking at the mailman!

Croissants over chaos! 🇫🇷🐾

#DogsofBlueSky #DogLife
November 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Ella Poppy getting ready for her villain era to match the mayhem incoming to the country.

Hopefully villains won’t win in the end.

#DogsOfBlueSky
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM