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What's the recommended watch order for Warcraft, Starcraft, and Minecraft? Should I go by release date or anthropological order?
October 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
October 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
It's all fun and games?
Always was.
October 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Love those animals whose names are what they do.
Like fly or squirrel or duck. Marmoset.
October 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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[car dealership waiting room]

Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-

Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS

Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
HAY where can I get grey sweatpants that don't have the MASSIVE BULGE on them?
October 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Isn't "suppository pill" just redundant? They're both synonyms of each other. So weird there's two words for the same thing, huh?
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure"
September 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Waiter, waiter! More consequences please!
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE, I'm here at the Tomb of Rak Mun Ra, Pharaoh of the Worst Curses Imaginable whose reputation for the most agonizing and very real curses is unmatched.

Today, we'll be unboxing his sarcophagus.

Let's see what we've got, let me just grab this crowbar here and
September 28, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Can I let these horses go? I'm getting impatient
September 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Is there any check an ass can cash?
September 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Just checking in on how my plan to trick you all into thinking I'm a good person is going
September 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Imagine giving a dentist a gift horse lmao
what's he even gonna do with it 🤣 fkn idiot
September 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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September 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Yeah, I'm the greatest spy in the world. Oh you've never heard of me? Exactly.
September 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"is it pink?" "is it circumcised?"
Stfu, how hard (in joules) have you mashed it? How many PSIs can it endure?
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
*paycheck hits*
Alright, bring me the Big Deborah snacks
September 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
*grappling hooks your butthole*
"On belay"
September 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
At the ball game but the whole thing is just the kiss cam
September 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Breaking into the necromancy game by raising the cow in the tummy of my nemesis back to life because he ate a cheeseburger for lunch. Gonna let this one go to the judges for sure.
September 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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This is his time.
July 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*rappels through ceiling window silently*
*Steals*
*Vanishes*

You: "Hey where'd my nose go?"
September 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM