The Average Scum
@theaveragescum.bsky.social
Sad clown
They/he/we
They/he/we
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
True story.
Hey look, A Good Cop
September 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Hey look, A Good Cop
I yearn for a time when I wouldn't have understood this enough to have found it hilarious.
Will Stancil is the Brianna Wu of cis men.
September 15, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I yearn for a time when I wouldn't have understood this enough to have found it hilarious.
As a new parent (surprise!) I'm fully convinced that 95% of our parents had no fucking clue what they were doing and should have never been allowed to have kids.
September 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
As a new parent (surprise!) I'm fully convinced that 95% of our parents had no fucking clue what they were doing and should have never been allowed to have kids.
Yeah they got me
September 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Yeah they got me
This is great cause Moultons office is in downtown Salem and the mayor endorsed Markey. We fucking hate Seth here and he knows it.
Seth Moulton ran the campaign Third Way has been asking for and
September 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This is great cause Moultons office is in downtown Salem and the mayor endorsed Markey. We fucking hate Seth here and he knows it.
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HAHAHA FUCK YOU SETH MOULTON
September 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
HAHAHA FUCK YOU SETH MOULTON
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Spider-Man punching a Nazi.
August 25, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Spider-Man punching a Nazi.
There's a manhunt near me for a woman who killed her cop husband, and after looking them up and learning things like she started a mental health advocacy group for traumatized cops, and knowing what I know about cops, I'll eat my hat if it comes out he didn't have it coming.
August 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
There's a manhunt near me for a woman who killed her cop husband, and after looking them up and learning things like she started a mental health advocacy group for traumatized cops, and knowing what I know about cops, I'll eat my hat if it comes out he didn't have it coming.
Im 35 and I was just thinking about how much my body hurts and that our bodies shouldn't last this long.
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
August 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Im 35 and I was just thinking about how much my body hurts and that our bodies shouldn't last this long.
The only odyssey movie I need is clash of the titans (1981).
August 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The only odyssey movie I need is clash of the titans (1981).
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Dan Koh bought tech funds while he worked in the White House.
Tram Nguyen voted for massive tax breaks for data centers that benefited her NVIDIA stock.
Joh Beccia owns Palantir stock, getting rich from mass surveillance.
Voters are tired of politicians and lobbyists making excuses for corruption.
Tram Nguyen voted for massive tax breaks for data centers that benefited her NVIDIA stock.
Joh Beccia owns Palantir stock, getting rich from mass surveillance.
Voters are tired of politicians and lobbyists making excuses for corruption.
August 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Dan Koh bought tech funds while he worked in the White House.
Tram Nguyen voted for massive tax breaks for data centers that benefited her NVIDIA stock.
Joh Beccia owns Palantir stock, getting rich from mass surveillance.
Voters are tired of politicians and lobbyists making excuses for corruption.
Tram Nguyen voted for massive tax breaks for data centers that benefited her NVIDIA stock.
Joh Beccia owns Palantir stock, getting rich from mass surveillance.
Voters are tired of politicians and lobbyists making excuses for corruption.
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Every rapist is a cop without a badge and every cop is a rapist with a badge. It’s not a slogan. The material support of every single cop in this man’s force aided and abetted him in raping countless women who didn’t come forward because he’s a cop.
an amazingly heroic woman who eventually stopped him 🫡
Scottish police officer was rapist who attacked women over 14 years
Alan Greer, who killed himself after officers visited his home, could be ‘Police Scotland’s Wayne Couzens moment’
www.theguardian.com
July 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Every rapist is a cop without a badge and every cop is a rapist with a badge. It’s not a slogan. The material support of every single cop in this man’s force aided and abetted him in raping countless women who didn’t come forward because he’s a cop.
More like bachelor of FARTS
July 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
More like bachelor of FARTS
Is flashing your lights still the way to signal to people there is a cop ahead or do people think im just flashing my lights at them for no reason?
July 23, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Is flashing your lights still the way to signal to people there is a cop ahead or do people think im just flashing my lights at them for no reason?
When the fuck are people going to learn that they don't care that they're being hypocritical! It's part of the fun for them to have us all going "un actually you said this once"
Shut up, there's more effective ways of making them feel bad.
Shut up, there's more effective ways of making them feel bad.
July 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
When the fuck are people going to learn that they don't care that they're being hypocritical! It's part of the fun for them to have us all going "un actually you said this once"
Shut up, there's more effective ways of making them feel bad.
Shut up, there's more effective ways of making them feel bad.
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My last hope Ibrahim is burning with severe fever & needs urgent medical care. Aid has stopped!
Silence & neglect took my daughters Masa & Maha.💔
Please, look at my remaining child with mercy. Dont let indifference take him too. Please hear me!
Donate now to save him!
chuffed.org/project/1611...
Silence & neglect took my daughters Masa & Maha.💔
Please, look at my remaining child with mercy. Dont let indifference take him too. Please hear me!
Donate now to save him!
chuffed.org/project/1611...
July 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
My last hope Ibrahim is burning with severe fever & needs urgent medical care. Aid has stopped!
Silence & neglect took my daughters Masa & Maha.💔
Please, look at my remaining child with mercy. Dont let indifference take him too. Please hear me!
Donate now to save him!
chuffed.org/project/1611...
Silence & neglect took my daughters Masa & Maha.💔
Please, look at my remaining child with mercy. Dont let indifference take him too. Please hear me!
Donate now to save him!
chuffed.org/project/1611...
Just dropping this here cause this is them EIGHT MONTHS AGO. This is when I lost all faith in these two, whose commentary I actually really enjoyed.
July 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Just dropping this here cause this is them EIGHT MONTHS AGO. This is when I lost all faith in these two, whose commentary I actually really enjoyed.
Im not gonna watch the full stream cause fuck that but they had fucking Ryan Grim on there today so I think my answer was 1 fucking day.
How long til someone on the Majority Report calls this democratic establishment oppo research or some bullshit.
July 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Im not gonna watch the full stream cause fuck that but they had fucking Ryan Grim on there today so I think my answer was 1 fucking day.
A lot of people are learning g that we also have to listen to the women we dont like like republican women too. So many people brushed off the last accusation cause she was a Cuomo voter or some bullshit well look what you did.
July 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A lot of people are learning g that we also have to listen to the women we dont like like republican women too. So many people brushed off the last accusation cause she was a Cuomo voter or some bullshit well look what you did.
How long til someone on the Majority Report calls this democratic establishment oppo research or some bullshit.
July 9, 2026 at 10:00 AM
How long til someone on the Majority Report calls this democratic establishment oppo research or some bullshit.
Wtf is this 2016 Twitter?? I feel like we've done this before like 6 times. Begone tankie! Your shits weak!
i simply do not take anarchists serious as a political ideology. oh you're scared that the big mean state might make you go to bed on time after they make you finish your vegetables? grow the fuck up and deal with whatever weird parental issues you're projecting and get a real ideology.
May 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Wtf is this 2016 Twitter?? I feel like we've done this before like 6 times. Begone tankie! Your shits weak!
Libs depicting the left as having the control of the lever. Just say you're weak without the left. Admit it.
May 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Libs depicting the left as having the control of the lever. Just say you're weak without the left. Admit it.
She's gonna join his campaign
It really bothers me when people say Platner is gonna go Fetterman.
He's clearly more of a Gabbard.
He's clearly more of a Gabbard.
May 23, 2026 at 5:55 AM
She's gonna join his campaign