thebestlancifer.bsky.social
@thebestlancifer.bsky.social
Are we sure she's not a clockwork duplicate?
October 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Every day its such cartoon villain shit you almost can't be mad at the boomers for thinking its faked.
I can't goddamn wait until we start hanging these people.
October 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
CHRISTIANS!
CHRISTIAN REPUBLICANS!
Its always the Christians, they continue to destroy everything good and spread hatred.
Always, almost exclusively, Christians.
October 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Way too little, way too late.
You're done, princess.
October 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Is it going to be $60 like the he-man ones were? Hard pass.
October 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Don't forget Ann Widdecombe!
Let's all go buy hammers and be heros!
October 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Does anyone else think it'll be him ordering the attack?
October 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Maybe we're in a heatwave because hell is tired of waiting, and has come to collect some folks.
October 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I just wish the algorithm would figure out the difference between actual dogs and puppy play. I just wanna see dogs.
October 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Last week, walking past a PP clinic, I was thrilled to finally have the opportunity to spit right in the face of a "good christian" pulling their bullshit.
I had allergies too, so it was exactly as disgusting as I'd always hoped it would be.
It felt really good, Im gonna walk down that street more
October 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I use a carpet cleaner with an Oxyclean style detergent, then add hydrogen peroxide to the rinse water and go over it a couple more times.
October 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Tell me again why I should feel bad for American military members when they starve, try to jump overboard, or get blown up.
October 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cowardice or some kind of evil. Plenty of them ignore it because "the man is in charge, just like the Bible says."
October 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Conservative women are people who pretend they don't know whats happening when their husbands go into the kids rooms in the middle of the night.
October 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
We can not hate them enough.
October 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
They don't need an excuse. They're chomping at the bit to be offended by anything they see. It makes it easier to claim Christian persecution that way.
October 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM