@TheCreakingShip
@thecreakingship.bsky.social
30s // enby 🏳️⚧️// (they/them)
Fic writer // NSFW 🔞 // posts about #ofmd #steddyhands, #thelockedtomb #btvs #heatedrivalry and #tma // if you tag crew or don’t have your age listed I’ll block you
https://thecreakingship.carrd.co
Fic writer // NSFW 🔞 // posts about #ofmd #steddyhands, #thelockedtomb #btvs #heatedrivalry and #tma // if you tag crew or don’t have your age listed I’ll block you
https://thecreakingship.carrd.co
The Other Bennet Sister, or: another show that has me chanting ‘threeway’ under my breath
September 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The Other Bennet Sister, or: another show that has me chanting ‘threeway’ under my breath
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Cannot stop looking at that still con posted from his film, good god
August 21, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Cannot stop looking at that still con posted from his film, good god
Respect to Schitt’s Creek Dan Levy writing a role for himself where he got to kiss some of the hottest people I’ve ever seen
August 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Respect to Schitt’s Creek Dan Levy writing a role for himself where he got to kiss some of the hottest people I’ve ever seen
Me: I don’t want to be drawn into your argument
Mum: that’s fine I’ll just start a new argument with you and make all of this your fault
Mum: that’s fine I’ll just start a new argument with you and make all of this your fault
August 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Me: I don’t want to be drawn into your argument
Mum: that’s fine I’ll just start a new argument with you and make all of this your fault
Mum: that’s fine I’ll just start a new argument with you and make all of this your fault
Catching up on new Ted Lassoo and feeling feral about the way Roy lifts that bench while Keeley is still sitting on it
August 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Catching up on new Ted Lassoo and feeling feral about the way Roy lifts that bench while Keeley is still sitting on it
There’s a bullshit AI crypto account tagging nonsense onto people’s stuff, keep an eye out
August 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
There’s a bullshit AI crypto account tagging nonsense onto people’s stuff, keep an eye out
Do any other fandoms have grizzled, put-upon sailors with the aura of middle management I can fall in love with
August 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Do any other fandoms have grizzled, put-upon sailors with the aura of middle management I can fall in love with
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August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Me nodding sagely as Con says Izzy is willing to accept any attention from Ed, even the bad stuff, because it's better than nothing.
August 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Me nodding sagely as Con says Izzy is willing to accept any attention from Ed, even the bad stuff, because it's better than nothing.
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Imagine Izzy casually pulling out his little spectacles when going over the maps and ledger when discussing charting a new course for the ship...Stede has a whole internal crisis and forgets how to talk for a second, and Ed is 'you alright, mate?' with a knowing little smile 😏
August 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Imagine Izzy casually pulling out his little spectacles when going over the maps and ledger when discussing charting a new course for the ship...Stede has a whole internal crisis and forgets how to talk for a second, and Ed is 'you alright, mate?' with a knowing little smile 😏
Widow’s Bay cannot give me another grizzled old man sailor to care about.
August 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Widow’s Bay cannot give me another grizzled old man sailor to care about.
Whomst would wear it though
August 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Whomst would wear it though
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art giveaway for con's birthday!
(can't do nsfw)
if you want one please send me message bleow this post
I'll pick one person and send you the art!
(can't do nsfw)
if you want one please send me message bleow this post
I'll pick one person and send you the art!
August 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
art giveaway for con's birthday!
(can't do nsfw)
if you want one please send me message bleow this post
I'll pick one person and send you the art!
(can't do nsfw)
if you want one please send me message bleow this post
I'll pick one person and send you the art!
If you play NYT Strands, today’s top line is an… interesting choice
August 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
If you play NYT Strands, today’s top line is an… interesting choice
Slightly different reason for my absence recently: severe illness!
Brief bit of hospital, physically recovering but frustrated about it, never related to Izzy Hands more
Brief bit of hospital, physically recovering but frustrated about it, never related to Izzy Hands more
July 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Slightly different reason for my absence recently: severe illness!
Brief bit of hospital, physically recovering but frustrated about it, never related to Izzy Hands more
Brief bit of hospital, physically recovering but frustrated about it, never related to Izzy Hands more
It could be any of them
June 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
It could be any of them
I am still here, still popping in every now and then, but I’ve not been writing/posting fic for a while—I’d like to get back into it but my brain isn’t into it right now
June 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I am still here, still popping in every now and then, but I’ve not been writing/posting fic for a while—I’d like to get back into it but my brain isn’t into it right now
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HELPPPPPPPP!!!! #ConONeill
(had to watch this several times to concentrate on what he's saying bc I couldn't tear my eyes from his new look 😍❤️)
(had to watch this several times to concentrate on what he's saying bc I couldn't tear my eyes from his new look 😍❤️)
May 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
HELPPPPPPPP!!!! #ConONeill
(had to watch this several times to concentrate on what he's saying bc I couldn't tear my eyes from his new look 😍❤️)
(had to watch this several times to concentrate on what he's saying bc I couldn't tear my eyes from his new look 😍❤️)
It’s hard not to feel like you’re going insane if you’re queer and in the UK right now
May 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s hard not to feel like you’re going insane if you’re queer and in the UK right now
I can’t link to it in a way that looks good on this site but: James Marsters really didn’t want all that hard work to go to waste, please go look at his Instagram
May 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I can’t link to it in a way that looks good on this site but: James Marsters really didn’t want all that hard work to go to waste, please go look at his Instagram
Watching X Files episode Tunguska and Skinner is shirtless and handcuffing Krycek to his apartment balcony, looming over him…
This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me
Alt: The Dean from Community looking perplexed at a computer and saying, “this better not awaken anything in me”.
static.klipy.com
May 19, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Watching X Files episode Tunguska and Skinner is shirtless and handcuffing Krycek to his apartment balcony, looming over him…
A rare non fandom post: my mother keeps mentioning ‘affiliate marketing’, who wants to place the world’s most obvious bet that she’s being scammed
May 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
A rare non fandom post: my mother keeps mentioning ‘affiliate marketing’, who wants to place the world’s most obvious bet that she’s being scammed
Every now and then I get kudos on an old fic, reread it, and find myself baffled. Who was I when I wrote that, what possessed me
May 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Every now and then I get kudos on an old fic, reread it, and find myself baffled. Who was I when I wrote that, what possessed me
If Firefly had continued as planned: Mal and the crew hear about a planet being tormented by a vampire via folk stories—a fearsome beast, terrorising the children, eating the cattle etc.
They get there and ask a local who just sighs and points toward the bar. Spike’s in there, drunk and crying.
They get there and ask a local who just sighs and points toward the bar. Spike’s in there, drunk and crying.
May 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If Firefly had continued as planned: Mal and the crew hear about a planet being tormented by a vampire via folk stories—a fearsome beast, terrorising the children, eating the cattle etc.
They get there and ask a local who just sighs and points toward the bar. Spike’s in there, drunk and crying.
They get there and ask a local who just sighs and points toward the bar. Spike’s in there, drunk and crying.