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Mishka
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Father of 3. Mother of 9. Performative Christ believer. Self-appointed authority on masculinity. Aspiring reply guy. Entrepreneur of 4 moronic startups that don't make any money and do nothing useful. #AI #AI #AI
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Brian Schottenheimer failed the "go down by 14 to Jalon Daniels" test.
Brian Schottenheimer passes the down 8 test ✅✅✅
October 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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NEW @wired.com: Elon Musk's America PAC is focusing its war chest on key Senate races this cycle -- overall spending 3 times as much on digital ads and mailers hitting Dems as defending GOP candidates amid cratering support for Trump's record
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk’s America PAC Is Quietly Funding November’s Most Consequential Elections
America PAC’s approach has been unusual: for every dollar it has spent supporting GOP Senate candidates, it has spent almost three dollars attacking Democrats.
www.wired.com
October 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
October 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Seems like a great post to use as report Elon's latest 24-hour FEC filing. The world's richest fascist just added...

$1,304,222,21

Which brings his total spent in the midterms to...

$39,865,669

Yes, you read that right. Yes, that's nearly $20 million in the last week alone.
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
October 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass.

If you're still using Spotify... why?

Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
variety.com
October 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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can't wait to give the guy who's buying elections to stay out of prison direct access to all of my mobile data
SpaceX agrees to buy a nationwide low-band spectrum portfolio to help Starlink "become a major mobile carrier"; AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon fall 6%+ after hours (Bloomberg)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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I wake up on one of my precious, limited days off to escape into a video game, not live a stressful slop version of my own fucking life. I swear these people don't have souls.
October 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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There's an interesting trend with AI dipshits where they propose generating media where the viewer is watching himself (it's always a him) as the protagonist. "Die Hard, but YOU are John McClane! Also huge titties!"
January 3, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Jesus Christ, I didn't think we'd actually get to the "public executions" stage of Trump's project to roll back the last 100 years of societal development.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
October 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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The NY Times framing every fascist as tough strong & brilliant, and not a dumb racist liar, is one of many ways the NY Times tells Democrats that they are Not On Our Side, and Dems mostly choose not to listen
Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
www.nytimes.com
October 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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people in the polymarket commercial:

LeBron James
Emily Ratajkowski
Alexandra Daddario
Olivia Ponton
Spike Lee
Stable Ronaldo
Richard Sherman
Derek Jeter
Reggie Bush
Rajon Rondo
Eli Manning
Sue Bird
John Leguizamo
Craig Robinson
Bob Stoops

we'll remember.
October 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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bold move [on] cotton
October 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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can we please all collectively stop saying that "ai is just a tool"

it is a meaningless & oft-repeated phrase that justifies nothing & helps no one

ai is an industry led by psychos, ai is chatbots, ai is agents, ai is data centers, ai is shitty features in software that doesn't need it
September 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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at the end of the Rails World keynote speech yesterday, the creator of the Ruby on Rails web framework, DHH, said anyone who rejects AI is a loser lol - which is just a bizarre & cruel note to end a keynote on
September 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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KOC was asked about "organizations fail young QBs" his answer is a journey. tbh I think he's trying to not throw JJ under the bus and there's just no way to navigate that. but the answer is that sometimes young QBs do fail actually

Like the argument is not that young QBs never fail organizations
September 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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“Causes stir”
FT has independently corroborated Kimberly Guilfoyle’s statement that the US was behind the collapse of the Romanian government of PM Bolojan over its refusal to buy US gas at above market prices: "We can do that to any country we want. We can do that here too." www.ft.com/content/7af7...
Donald Trump’s ambassador to Greece causes stir in Romania
Kimberly Guilfoyle told embassy dinner in Athens ‘we can do that to any country’, in reference to Romanian government’s fall
www.ft.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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30yr bond yield vs diesel price. #IAmTheHouse
September 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Article 25 (3)(e) of the statute establishing the International Criminal Court criminalizes incitement to genocide. If someone can walk into the United Nations and say this, they’re daring the court to act.
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
September 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Rough day for Susan Collins in the local Maine press, where ProPublica's bombshell story is the lead story.
September 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Donald Trump getting up in front of the UN, bragging about how great America and Trump are with lies, and telling them their countries are going to Hell—What an excellent way to dispel the USA's international reputation for being a nation of loud, poorly mannered, aggressive braggarts.
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Mamdani stares into the middle distance as Trump responds to a question about his ban on the free press by ranting about his economic record and how great his war in Iran is going
September 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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who amongst us would not dissociate here
Mamdani stares into the middle distance as Trump responds to a question about his ban on the free press by ranting about his economic record and how great his war in Iran is going
September 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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you think it's a coincidence that the most evil and corrupt people alive want you to believe that trans people are the real problem?
September 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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one of the 21st century’s great tragedies is seeing a media industry gutted by decisions made by the tech industry elevate a bunch of industry shills as the people meant to help the public understand how tech works and what impacts it’s having on the world
September 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM