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"You know I’m automatically attracted to reflecting pools. I just start touching them. It’s like a magnet. Just touch. I don’t even wait…
"And when you’re a star they let you do it... You can do anything
"Grab them by the gash… You can do anything."
"And when you’re a star they let you do it... You can do anything
"Grab them by the gash… You can do anything."
August 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"You know I’m automatically attracted to reflecting pools. I just start touching them. It’s like a magnet. Just touch. I don’t even wait…
"And when you’re a star they let you do it... You can do anything
"Grab them by the gash… You can do anything."
"And when you’re a star they let you do it... You can do anything
"Grab them by the gash… You can do anything."