The Georg
@thegeorg.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Maker of things.
Do not add me to your starter pack.
If your only interaction with me is to just repost something of mine, I'm going to block you. Don't be a dick.
Do not add me to your starter pack.
If your only interaction with me is to just repost something of mine, I'm going to block you. Don't be a dick.
Picking up my farm share, there was a jeep with four dogs and the owner let me pet. A frenchie, a spaniel, a Goldie, and a mastiff all came over and washed my face. Thank you, I needed that.
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Picking up my farm share, there was a jeep with four dogs and the owner let me pet. A frenchie, a spaniel, a Goldie, and a mastiff all came over and washed my face. Thank you, I needed that.
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I need to take the county food safety course. The only way to sign up is to go online and print the application and mail it in, to be emailed a code to use online for the quiz. /headtilt/
September 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I need to take the county food safety course. The only way to sign up is to go online and print the application and mail it in, to be emailed a code to use online for the quiz. /headtilt/
My cats are threatening to put my profile on dating apps because there's nobody to con out of second breakfast.
September 16, 2026 at 11:14 AM
My cats are threatening to put my profile on dating apps because there's nobody to con out of second breakfast.
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The entity drifted dreamlessly through space, as it had for aeons. It woke when it neared a star. Scanned for planets, life, signs of technology.
Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send.
"My hovercraft is full of feels."
It resumed dormancy.
Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send.
"My hovercraft is full of feels."
It resumed dormancy.
September 16, 2026 at 9:24 AM
The entity drifted dreamlessly through space, as it had for aeons. It woke when it neared a star. Scanned for planets, life, signs of technology.
Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send.
"My hovercraft is full of feels."
It resumed dormancy.
Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send.
"My hovercraft is full of feels."
It resumed dormancy.
Discovering who talks to whom in my family about important information, and it's all fucked up.
Dammit, I'm going to have to declare myself matriarch, aren't I?
Dammit, I'm going to have to declare myself matriarch, aren't I?
September 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Discovering who talks to whom in my family about important information, and it's all fucked up.
Dammit, I'm going to have to declare myself matriarch, aren't I?
Dammit, I'm going to have to declare myself matriarch, aren't I?
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Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
Bought myself cake this weekend. And sugar sodas. Tooooo much sugar.
Don't care.
Bad Georg. Happy biscuits...
Don't care.
Bad Georg. Happy biscuits...
September 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Bought myself cake this weekend. And sugar sodas. Tooooo much sugar.
Don't care.
Bad Georg. Happy biscuits...
Don't care.
Bad Georg. Happy biscuits...
Odds of going to Italy when planned have dropped to 70%. We'll see.
September 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Odds of going to Italy when planned have dropped to 70%. We'll see.
Clerical meeting today. Means an extra hour to figure out how to not do over the week. Bestie is providing tacos today, so it should be nice.
September 14, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Clerical meeting today. Means an extra hour to figure out how to not do over the week. Bestie is providing tacos today, so it should be nice.
Tonight's date with a book is "Ghosted," by Amy Hutton. It is much scarier than I like, with a twist on the Bluebeard tale. It's a slow burn story on all levels, and if you don't like raunchy sex, you only have to skip the last chapter.
"I like you. All of you. Even your weird bits."
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I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
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I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
"I choose to be happy, and it feels so strange I hardly know what to do with it."
September 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Tonight's date with a book is "Ghosted," by Amy Hutton. It is much scarier than I like, with a twist on the Bluebeard tale. It's a slow burn story on all levels, and if you don't like raunchy sex, you only have to skip the last chapter.
"I like you. All of you. Even your weird bits."
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I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
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I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
"I choose to be happy, and it feels so strange I hardly know what to do with it."
Reading a very ghosty book and cue the thunder for real outside.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
September 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"I like you. All of you. Even your weird bits."
---
I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
---
I'd kinda like someone to say that to me now and then.
"I choose to be happy, and it feels so strange I hardly know what to do with it."
Reading a very ghosty book and cue the thunder for real outside.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
September 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"I choose to be happy, and it feels so strange I hardly know what to do with it."
Reading a very ghosty book and cue the thunder for real outside.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
September 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Reading a very ghosty book and cue the thunder for real outside.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
I hope I'm not finishing this by candlelight, but I will if I must.
Have successfully completed boater safety course. I did it once when was very young, but did not save the certificate, as in those days you didn't need after 18. Now I have to take driving lessons again. No more excuses.
September 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Have successfully completed boater safety course. I did it once when was very young, but did not save the certificate, as in those days you didn't need after 18. Now I have to take driving lessons again. No more excuses.
I have successfully done the hard part for today- stairs for laundry. I desperately want laundry and bedroom on same floor. Three - three! - loads of laundry navigated.
September 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I have successfully done the hard part for today- stairs for laundry. I desperately want laundry and bedroom on same floor. Three - three! - loads of laundry navigated.
Bed is made. Briefly considered washing the rugs too, but thought of the extra trips up & down stairs, and thought, not today, satin.
September 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Bed is made. Briefly considered washing the rugs too, but thought of the extra trips up & down stairs, and thought, not today, satin.
Sirius xm keeps sending me notices that my free trial is about to expire. They have not noticed that I have never logged on once.
September 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Sirius xm keeps sending me notices that my free trial is about to expire. They have not noticed that I have never logged on once.
I need to clean all the things, but there's a cat on my lap.
September 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I need to clean all the things, but there's a cat on my lap.
Just had a weird dream that featured an ostrich in a pantsuit who I was trying to compliment for having legs for days, only to be slapped with a harassment suit.
September 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Just had a weird dream that featured an ostrich in a pantsuit who I was trying to compliment for having legs for days, only to be slapped with a harassment suit.
Because September and October are now a landmine full of depressing triggers, I roped my coworkers into helping me silly quest daily. I gave them a stock of Archie McPhee & other things, and an advent calendar. I even gave them extra funds & a budget.
Hey, tell me something good that happened today!
I'm very pleased to have fixed a speaker that wasn't hooked up. I was sure it was one of three unmarked cables my colleagues ran, but I was deceived.
It was one that was labelled WRONG! 😆
I'm very pleased to have fixed a speaker that wasn't hooked up. I was sure it was one of three unmarked cables my colleagues ran, but I was deceived.
It was one that was labelled WRONG! 😆
September 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Because September and October are now a landmine full of depressing triggers, I roped my coworkers into helping me silly quest daily. I gave them a stock of Archie McPhee & other things, and an advent calendar. I even gave them extra funds & a budget.
Icing the knee.
Wondering if today will be as dramatic as yesterday, because the revolution will continue. But it's Friday and I'm going to have lunch with bestie's mum.
Wondering if today will be as dramatic as yesterday, because the revolution will continue. But it's Friday and I'm going to have lunch with bestie's mum.
September 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Icing the knee.
Wondering if today will be as dramatic as yesterday, because the revolution will continue. But it's Friday and I'm going to have lunch with bestie's mum.
Wondering if today will be as dramatic as yesterday, because the revolution will continue. But it's Friday and I'm going to have lunch with bestie's mum.
Make a band edible
The Bagels
The Bagels
make a band edible:
Ringo and his Chicken and Starrs Band
Ringo and his Chicken and Starrs Band
make a band edible:
They Might Be Giant Pretzels
They Might Be Giant Pretzels
September 11, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Make a band edible
The Bagels
The Bagels