TheKert
thekert1.bsky.social
TheKert
@thekert1.bsky.social
Pissed off Canadian. Hockey, games, complaining about politics.
September 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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the bluesky experience:
March 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
One hour into my cottage weekend with buddies and I backed into a ditch on the driveway.
Got it out with some towing help and thankfully it's a pretty good car to get out of a ditch.
August 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Even though humans have proven throughout history to be capable of unthinkable levels of hatred, it is simply impossible for us to hate these freaks enough. The entirety of humanity's hate combined is merely a fraction of the hate they deserve.
August 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Stupidest country in the world continues to get even stupider
If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of our future innovation capacity, prosperity, and national security crumbling.

Shattering our university research system and international student pipeline will harm all Conservative & Liberal Americans.

From the American Institute of Physics—>
Physics PhDs Are Leaving the US at a Record-high Rate
The exodus of non-US citizens has “certainly” been influenced by science funding and visa policy changes under Trump, a new AIP report says.
www.aip.org
August 10, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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legitimately hilarious WCW Saturday Night gimmick
July 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
July 30, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Let's be real, this guy is never seeing the kids unsupervised again.
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
July 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Who wants to go in on getting an early start making Andrew Tate Didn't Kill Himself merch?
“The President who was buddies with a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker has a son who is buddies with sex traffickers” seems like a big story to me idk
The manosphere influencer has lost the president's support — but he could pose a threat to Barron.
July 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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People who say the 2nd Pete from Nickolodeon’s The Adventures of Pete & Pete can't be forgiven because they rimmed a school shooter are the same people who simp for these folks.

July 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Another botched penis surgery that has become infected
let the speculation about the nature of Elon's illness begin!
July 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
November 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Woke up feeling a little bit American this morning for a few hours (I had bad diarrhea)
July 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Another day working in the beautiful Ontario summer.
July 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Explosive diarrhea son or hazardous air daughter.
July 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
LMAO ITS NOT COMING HOME
July 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Is it good when it's so hot that the asphalt is so soft that a car jack sinks into it?
July 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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look, young posters, i need you to understand something.

right now, quantity is a quality all of its own.

no need to only post bangers. you just need to fire everything and see what sticks, much like Lindsay Graham's bowels did as he shat himself to death so hard it jettisoned him out the window.
July 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Fuck fuck fuck, no it's not going home, go Norway get it back
July 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Good eatin tonight
May 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Think everyone on here could use this reminder now and then
April 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM