**THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦
@themattwilkins.bsky.social
Military Historian, Ex-RCN⚓
Pop Culture Guru, Crude Humour Shaman
Father to 2 🏳️🌈 kids (& 1 boring one 😉)
Member: Liberal Party of Canada
Meatetarian, Atheist, Grammar Cop
#PunchANazi #Resist #HangTrump
*I* find me funny & clever. You likely won't.
Pop Culture Guru, Crude Humour Shaman
Father to 2 🏳️🌈 kids (& 1 boring one 😉)
Member: Liberal Party of Canada
Meatetarian, Atheist, Grammar Cop
#PunchANazi #Resist #HangTrump
*I* find me funny & clever. You likely won't.
Pinned
Odds are at least one of my followers needs to know this. Please share with someone if you're worried about them, especially if it's a young person.
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
September 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
At this point, I'm almost more worried we may have to continue LIVING in the world Trump is creating.
#VoteGiantAsteroid2026
#VoteGiantAsteroid2026
I wasn’t really worried that we were all going to die, but now I’m not so sure, lolsob.
September 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
At this point, I'm almost more worried we may have to continue LIVING in the world Trump is creating.
#VoteGiantAsteroid2026
#VoteGiantAsteroid2026
Odds are at least one of my followers needs to know this. Please share with someone if you're worried about them, especially if it's a young person.
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
September 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Odds are at least one of my followers needs to know this. Please share with someone if you're worried about them, especially if it's a young person.
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
#LGBTQ #SuicideHotline
Finally...an upgrade to the #ReflectingPool that everyone can get behind!
September 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Finally...an upgrade to the #ReflectingPool that everyone can get behind!
The #UN has adopted a more accurate World map that fixes the apparent size of Africa, Latin America and the equatorial regions.
No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣
#Snowflakes #EqualEarth
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣
#Snowflakes #EqualEarth
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
UN votes to adopt new map that makes our world look very different
The United Nations General Assembly voted on Friday to adopt a new world map that reflects countries’ true relative sizes, after African nations urged the UN to right a centuries-old wrong.
www.ctvnews.ca
September 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The #UN has adopted a more accurate World map that fixes the apparent size of Africa, Latin America and the equatorial regions.
No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣
#Snowflakes #EqualEarth
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
No points for guessing the ONLY country that's crying about it. 🤣
#Snowflakes #EqualEarth
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
Just Remember: Every day, the odds of him not waking up tomorrow mathematically increase.
Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
Alt: Rick Blaine: Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow, But Soon
static.klipy.com
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Just Remember: Every day, the odds of him not waking up tomorrow mathematically increase.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState
#Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
No.
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Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState
#Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
August 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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No.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState
#Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
No.
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Nice try, fuckstick. #HangTrump #ForeverCanadian #No51stState
#Tarrifs #TrumpIsARapist
Bummer!
Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
August 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Bummer!
Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
Although everyone knows I'm not a country fan, #Dolly was a singular musical talent across various genres, and an enormous cultural influence for many decades. She was also, by all accounts, a genuinely decent and admirable human being.
Reposted by **THE** Matt Wilkins 🇨🇦
👇🏻. Anyone following me that wants to be in this pack leave a comment to be added.
Repost
#BSR1 #Blues
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#BSR1 #Blues
Thanks so much for the add. go.bsky.app/RyFQx8w
August 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
"I don't think I have enough money to pay the rent", she said.
"That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out.
She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said.
He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
"That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out.
She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said.
He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
August 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
"I don't think I have enough money to pay the rent", she said.
"That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out.
She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said.
He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
"That's going to make it hard for you to continue", he pointed out.
She smiled, and began unbuttoning her blouse. "Maybe we can work something out", she said.
He looked at her and replied "Umm...you're my sister and this is Monopoly."
Remember the #AxisOfEvil? Trump apparently doesn't.
More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
American President #Trump wisely seeks to appease the #DPRK, citing his deep admiration for the respected Supreme Leader #KimJong-Un and admitting the folly of so-called exercises with the hostile South Korean "authorities", fully proving the might of the Korean People.
www.cnn.com/2026/08/16/m...
www.cnn.com/2026/08/16/m...
Trump says US will reduce military exercises with South Korea, citing lack of help with Iran | CNN
US President Donald Trump announced Sunday that the United States would reduce military exercises it conducts with key regional ally South Korea, citing his positive relationship with North Korean lea...
www.cnn.com
August 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Remember the #AxisOfEvil? Trump apparently doesn't.
More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
More pandering to America's enemies by the Useful Orange Idiot. Wouldn't want to upset those scary North Koreans, right?
Whew! That was a close one!
August 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Whew! That was a close one!
Polite, huh? Wait until you drive 10 under on a winding 2-lane road in an RV, or put a hockey stick in our hands.
🇨🇦🥇!!!!
🇨🇦🥇!!!!
August 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Polite, huh? Wait until you drive 10 under on a winding 2-lane road in an RV, or put a hockey stick in our hands.
🇨🇦🥇!!!!
🇨🇦🥇!!!!
Clearly #AndrewTate is being psychologically tortured in jail due to deprivation of simple human comforts.
They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
August 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Clearly #AndrewTate is being psychologically tortured in jail due to deprivation of simple human comforts.
They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
They should at least give him the basics back...like his shoelaces and belt. Or maybe a ball of sturdy string to play with. It just seems the decent thing to do.
I have a unique profession: I slay dragons for a living. Don't believe me?
When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
August 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I have a unique profession: I slay dragons for a living. Don't believe me?
When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
When was the last time you saw a dragon? You're welcome.
#Superburger, hands down.
Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best).
www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best).
www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
A burger shop battle has been brewing at a rural Ontario intersection for over 30 years
A busy Toronto intersection is on the cusp of its own burger battle royale, but at one rural Ontario intersection, two burger restaurants are having …
www.blogto.com
August 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
#Superburger, hands down.
Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best).
www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
Been going there since it opened 43 years ago (less often since moving out of Ontario but it's still the best).
www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...
No shit, Sherlock. No doubt the #Trumptards will still be all outraged at the DOJ, though.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairs
President Donald Trump had blamed "sick" vandals, and a former Olympian had been charged, but prosecutors now say contractors caused the damage.
www.bbc.com
August 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
No shit, Sherlock. No doubt the #Trumptards will still be all outraged at the DOJ, though.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
What exactly does this #TorontoSun columnist want us to all be so scared of? Is he afraid of catching "the Islam" from "supser-secret Halal" meat?
This goes beyond concern trolling to outright Islamophobia.
There is literally no difference for non-Muslims who eat it.
torontosun.com/opinion/colu...
This goes beyond concern trolling to outright Islamophobia.
There is literally no difference for non-Muslims who eat it.
torontosun.com/opinion/colu...
CHARLEBOIS: Have you eaten halal meat without knowing it?
Canada’s halal meat market is estimated to be worth roughly $2 billion annually. Read on.
torontosun.com
July 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
What exactly does this #TorontoSun columnist want us to all be so scared of? Is he afraid of catching "the Islam" from "supser-secret Halal" meat?
This goes beyond concern trolling to outright Islamophobia.
There is literally no difference for non-Muslims who eat it.
torontosun.com/opinion/colu...
This goes beyond concern trolling to outright Islamophobia.
There is literally no difference for non-Muslims who eat it.
torontosun.com/opinion/colu...
July 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
"Alpha Male" incel losers everywhere are inconsolable, as douchenozzle human traffickers and all-around woman-repellent twatwaffles #AndrewTate and brother Tristan have been arrested in Florida for extradition to the U.K.
Also, what in the eternal fuck is up with that outfit?
Also, what in the eternal fuck is up with that outfit?
July 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"Alpha Male" incel losers everywhere are inconsolable, as douchenozzle human traffickers and all-around woman-repellent twatwaffles #AndrewTate and brother Tristan have been arrested in Florida for extradition to the U.K.
Also, what in the eternal fuck is up with that outfit?
Also, what in the eternal fuck is up with that outfit?