The Mighty Ox
@themightyox.bsky.social
Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one at any given moment. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: @TheMightyOx.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social you have a Skeet on line 1.
July 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social you have a Skeet on line 1.
This is a good take. He should never have gotten such a severe penalty, but Trump getting involved makes it all feel icky.
July 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is a good take. He should never have gotten such a severe penalty, but Trump getting involved makes it all feel icky.
Using your youth pastor voice.
July 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Using your youth pastor voice.
You entered a Ulysses contract over a sandwich.
July 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
You entered a Ulysses contract over a sandwich.
Can I get a flatulence king with a side of mild?
June 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Can I get a flatulence king with a side of mild?
Whoa, whoa. Paul Rudd was in this?!
June 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Whoa, whoa. Paul Rudd was in this?!
They should make their own water.
May 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
They should make their own water.
Thank you. You’re a good man, Dan Schkade. I know of my comic book references only through osmosis by browsing social media like this.
May 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Thank you. You’re a good man, Dan Schkade. I know of my comic book references only through osmosis by browsing social media like this.
I don't get it and I hate that I don't get it.
May 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I don't get it and I hate that I don't get it.
Credit: Swear Trek.
April 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Credit: Swear Trek.
Where’s Boston Neelix when you need him?
April 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Where’s Boston Neelix when you need him?
Ohh. Oh…? OHH!
I think I know who you’re talking about.
Platner?
I think it’s Platner.
I think I know who you’re talking about.
Platner?
I think it’s Platner.
April 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ohh. Oh…? OHH!
I think I know who you’re talking about.
Platner?
I think it’s Platner.
I think I know who you’re talking about.
Platner?
I think it’s Platner.
Oof. What’s going on up there?
April 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Oof. What’s going on up there?
It’s weird, isn’t it?
April 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It’s weird, isn’t it?