The Mighty Ox
@themightyox.bsky.social
Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one at any given moment. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: @TheMightyOx.
You know that song by The Police, “Wrapped Around your Finger“? Remember that line “caught between the Scylla and Charibdes“?
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I think that’s an Odysseus reference.
Pop references that lead back to Odysseus are everywhere now. This is just the latest I found.
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I think that’s an Odysseus reference.
Pop references that lead back to Odysseus are everywhere now. This is just the latest I found.
July 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
You know that song by The Police, “Wrapped Around your Finger“? Remember that line “caught between the Scylla and Charibdes“?
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I think that’s an Odysseus reference.
Pop references that lead back to Odysseus are everywhere now. This is just the latest I found.
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I think that’s an Odysseus reference.
Pop references that lead back to Odysseus are everywhere now. This is just the latest I found.
Remember about four years ago, when people were upset about a salty Turkish steakhouse proprietor touching the World Cup trophy? We were so happy and innocent then.
July 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Remember about four years ago, when people were upset about a salty Turkish steakhouse proprietor touching the World Cup trophy? We were so happy and innocent then.
The Chef Boyardee index.
Remember the “Waffle House Index”? They just now declared a tropical depression in the Atlantic. Cans of Chef Boyardee are now drastically reduced from $1.59 to a dollar a can.
This is your early hurricane warning from Publix and Walmart.
The Chef Boyardee index.
Remember the “Waffle House Index”? They just now declared a tropical depression in the Atlantic. Cans of Chef Boyardee are now drastically reduced from $1.59 to a dollar a can.
This is your early hurricane warning from Publix and Walmart.
The Chef Boyardee index.
July 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The Chef Boyardee index.
Remember the “Waffle House Index”? They just now declared a tropical depression in the Atlantic. Cans of Chef Boyardee are now drastically reduced from $1.59 to a dollar a can.
This is your early hurricane warning from Publix and Walmart.
The Chef Boyardee index.
Remember the “Waffle House Index”? They just now declared a tropical depression in the Atlantic. Cans of Chef Boyardee are now drastically reduced from $1.59 to a dollar a can.
This is your early hurricane warning from Publix and Walmart.
The Chef Boyardee index.
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said after coming out of anesthesia?
I’d tell you mine but I was coming out of anesthesia and I don’t remember.
I’d tell you mine but I was coming out of anesthesia and I don’t remember.
May 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said after coming out of anesthesia?
I’d tell you mine but I was coming out of anesthesia and I don’t remember.
I’d tell you mine but I was coming out of anesthesia and I don’t remember.
FOR ALL MANKIND.
Go Artemis II!!
Go Artemis II!!
April 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
FOR ALL MANKIND.
Go Artemis II!!
Go Artemis II!!
Today is history.
Four astronauts will be secretly moved out of Artemis II to a movie studio where Christopher Nolan will direct a fake moon fly-by.
Just like Stanley Kubrick did with the Apollo moon landings.
Four astronauts will be secretly moved out of Artemis II to a movie studio where Christopher Nolan will direct a fake moon fly-by.
Just like Stanley Kubrick did with the Apollo moon landings.
April 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Today is history.
Four astronauts will be secretly moved out of Artemis II to a movie studio where Christopher Nolan will direct a fake moon fly-by.
Just like Stanley Kubrick did with the Apollo moon landings.
Four astronauts will be secretly moved out of Artemis II to a movie studio where Christopher Nolan will direct a fake moon fly-by.
Just like Stanley Kubrick did with the Apollo moon landings.
It’s my birthday today. Somebody do something nice for me.
March 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
It’s my birthday today. Somebody do something nice for me.
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
March 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
March 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
RIP Ayatollah of Rock ’n Roll-ah.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
due = ⌛️
do = 💇♀️
dew = 🏞️
doo = 💩
deux = 2️⃣🇫🇷
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da = 👮👮♂️🐝
do = 💇♀️
dew = 🏞️
doo = 💩
deux = 2️⃣🇫🇷
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da = 👮👮♂️🐝
February 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
due = ⌛️
do = 💇♀️
dew = 🏞️
doo = 💩
deux = 2️⃣🇫🇷
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da = 👮👮♂️🐝
do = 💇♀️
dew = 🏞️
doo = 💩
deux = 2️⃣🇫🇷
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da = 👮👮♂️🐝
Luge events are my favorite flavor of winter Olympics sports. As the great Mojo Nixon once said, they are “the Arctic Evel Knievels“.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Luge events are my favorite flavor of winter Olympics sports. As the great Mojo Nixon once said, they are “the Arctic Evel Knievels“.
Thanks @sickoscommittee.org for the explainer.
And here I thought they were injecting hyaluronic acid into their penes just for the love of the game.
So to speak.
And here I thought they were injecting hyaluronic acid into their penes just for the love of the game.
So to speak.
More info about penis inflate-gate.
Times article has an incredible illustration
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Thanks @sickoscommittee.org for the explainer.
And here I thought they were injecting hyaluronic acid into their penes just for the love of the game.
So to speak.
And here I thought they were injecting hyaluronic acid into their penes just for the love of the game.
So to speak.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
Do not confuse power for strength. The so-called powerless may have more strength, more courage, and more honor than any autocrat. A true warrior sees to it that the despot will come to fear that strength, and their power will falter before it.
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Do not confuse power for strength. The so-called powerless may have more strength, more courage, and more honor than any autocrat. A true warrior sees to it that the despot will come to fear that strength, and their power will falter before it.
Christoph Waltz’s American accent is getting better.
BRENNAN: What are you going to do to force DOJ to comply?
MASSIE: The quickest way and most expeditious way to get justice for these victims is to bring inherent contempt against Pam Bondi. That doesn't require going through the courts. We're drafting that right now.
MASSIE: The quickest way and most expeditious way to get justice for these victims is to bring inherent contempt against Pam Bondi. That doesn't require going through the courts. We're drafting that right now.
December 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Christoph Waltz’s American accent is getting better.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
DOT DWEE DOT DOT DWEE DOW
two cartoon characters one blue and one white are sitting in chairs in front of microphones
ALT: two cartoon characters one blue and one white are sitting in chairs in front of microphones
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
DOT DWEE DOT DOT DWEE DOW
Al corazón de mi culo.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Al corazón de mi culo.
Yoink! This is good.
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
Well we have corollary:
Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yoink! This is good.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
For some reason, every time I watch this commercial, I sass the aunt out loud.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
For some reason, every time I watch this commercial, I sass the aunt out loud.
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
A remake of the Tim Curry board game murder-comedy, only all the suspects and the victim were openly in one big consensual relationship unit, called Cule
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A remake of the Tim Curry board game murder-comedy, only all the suspects and the victim were openly in one big consensual relationship unit, called Cule
Reposted by The Mighty Ox
There is nothing wrong with not eating meat.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There is nothing wrong with not eating meat.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.