Andrew Neumann
@theneumann64.bsky.social
New York Sports, Liberal Politics, Hazy IPA’s, and Pro Wrestling.
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Watching them unveil the Seahawks championship banner and thinking about how they’re gonna do this for the Knicks
September 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Watching them unveil the Seahawks championship banner and thinking about how they’re gonna do this for the Knicks
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His pathological need to associate himself with whatever people are talking about is one of his funnier traits and only gets better as his brain decomposes. "September 11 is a date that frankly we'll never forget. I was flying one of the planes"
Trump claims that after 9/11, "I went down, I was building a building in New York, and I went down there very shortly thereafter -- the following day, you couldn't go down the same day -- and we worked long and hard"
September 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
His pathological need to associate himself with whatever people are talking about is one of his funnier traits and only gets better as his brain decomposes. "September 11 is a date that frankly we'll never forget. I was flying one of the planes"
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70% of everything that is happening now is this screenshot
September 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
70% of everything that is happening now is this screenshot
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begin boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
August 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
begin boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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The big fella is really hitting the Unconscious In An Open Parachute stance strongly here. It's been some time since he broke this one out.
He’s got that box thing making the back of his suit jacket stick out again. Maybe some enterprising journalist could ask what’s going on with that? Is it a tactical diaper or something else?
August 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The big fella is really hitting the Unconscious In An Open Parachute stance strongly here. It's been some time since he broke this one out.
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This is the last thing you want happening if you’re going door to door as a dessert chef while wearing a fake mustache along with your cat who is also wearing a fake mustache
August 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is the last thing you want happening if you’re going door to door as a dessert chef while wearing a fake mustache along with your cat who is also wearing a fake mustache
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I remember beating this guy in Punch-Out on the NES.
August 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I remember beating this guy in Punch-Out on the NES.
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Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women
50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex"
Family Feud Steve Harvey:
50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex"
Family Feud Steve Harvey:
August 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women
50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex"
Family Feud Steve Harvey:
50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex"
Family Feud Steve Harvey:
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HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
August 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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these guys need to go to jail for this, theres no coming back from this without it
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday.
Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
August 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
these guys need to go to jail for this, theres no coming back from this without it
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Make your own interpretation.
August 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Make your own interpretation.
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zipper ride, morey's pier, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
July 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
zipper ride, morey's pier, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
July 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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Has anyone noticed that this fifty year old song where a guy literally screams the words at you actually has some critiques of the Vietnam war
July 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Has anyone noticed that this fifty year old song where a guy literally screams the words at you actually has some critiques of the Vietnam war
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All good art provokes a reaction from the viewer.
This is art, to me.
July 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
All good art provokes a reaction from the viewer.
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The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
I want trials for every last one of these mother fuckers.
July 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
July 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
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Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory