@theonenamedlamp.bsky.social
Look, Kazuma Kiryu once told me to fly high like a beautiful butterfly and what am I supposed to do, not listen to Kiryu
August 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"What is a man? Just a miserable pile of secrets!"
- Psalm 23:1
- Psalm 23:1
April 20, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Science is good. We should fund it.
April 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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Four hours painting one face.
Paid off I reckon 😅
The rest of the osl is just the first bit of light placement sketching. It'll look much better eventually!
#osl #abaddon #eyeofterror #warhammer40k #warhammerart #miniatures #minipainting #paintingwarhammer
Paid off I reckon 😅
The rest of the osl is just the first bit of light placement sketching. It'll look much better eventually!
#osl #abaddon #eyeofterror #warhammer40k #warhammerart #miniatures #minipainting #paintingwarhammer
March 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Four hours painting one face.
Paid off I reckon 😅
The rest of the osl is just the first bit of light placement sketching. It'll look much better eventually!
#osl #abaddon #eyeofterror #warhammer40k #warhammerart #miniatures #minipainting #paintingwarhammer
Paid off I reckon 😅
The rest of the osl is just the first bit of light placement sketching. It'll look much better eventually!
#osl #abaddon #eyeofterror #warhammer40k #warhammerart #miniatures #minipainting #paintingwarhammer
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COMMISSION ARE OPEN~ ✨
if you’re interested in taking a slot DM me on mi discord: @ chumiicham
if you’re interested in taking a slot DM me on mi discord: @ chumiicham
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
COMMISSION ARE OPEN~ ✨
if you’re interested in taking a slot DM me on mi discord: @ chumiicham
if you’re interested in taking a slot DM me on mi discord: @ chumiicham
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Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:
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I know look at all these American Nazis and just know that not a single one of em is a real pussy eater.
Just insecurity and cowardice.
Not a muncher in the bunch.
Just insecurity and cowardice.
Not a muncher in the bunch.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I know look at all these American Nazis and just know that not a single one of em is a real pussy eater.
Just insecurity and cowardice.
Not a muncher in the bunch.
Just insecurity and cowardice.
Not a muncher in the bunch.
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Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hey it’s me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
Abolish ICE and make them all stand trial! This shit is actually insane!
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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December 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
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❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
ALT: a cartoon character sitting in a hole in the grass
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December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
❌ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is for babies"
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
✅ "Kirby games are easy because Kirby is the origin of all matter, life, and existence*. Kirby is made of pure positivity, but possesses the power to split planets with his bare hands and consume galaxies"
*this is canon
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ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
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my culture is not your costume
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my culture is not your costume
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
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EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke
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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
July 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
April 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.