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therealwiles.bsky.social
Low drag sloperator
@therealwiles.bsky.social
Historical materialism. Psychiatry & Behavioral Neurobiology. Sci-fi. Jazz. Pretentious.
Not so famous last words:
September 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Suuuuck it waffle eaters!
July 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Idk if it's made it to this corner of the internet but yassification is a key plank of The Belden Program
June 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Gay Burn After Reading would be pretty awesome. Somebody get the Coen brothers on the horn
June 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Headed to see I Love Boosters! Risked accidentally forming a polycule by messaging a bunch of dating app matches about it but apparently they're all lame so flying solo lol
May 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
My suitcase is too full of candles, someone who's good at packaging please help, my family is dying
A good pair of travel underwear will dry overnight after hand-washing in the sink, or can even withstand back-to-back wearing over a day or two. We’ve tested 70 pairs to find the best options for men and women. nyti.ms/4tSxDoY
April 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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April 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Gently excavating this cuneiform tablet from a prior era, marvelling at it's prophecies
April 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Ngl I didn't notice when they changed the Reese's cups
April 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Honestly toto fucking whips
April 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
March 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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I'm a bitch / I'm a lover / Beowulf killed Grendel's mother
March 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
March 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that
Pope Leo this week called universal health coverage a "moral imperative."

He also said: “Health cannot be a luxury for the few,” it is “an essential condition for social peace.”
March 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Jfc thought it was Wednesday all day
March 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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cut from [burning oil tanker] to [footage of venezuela lifting the world baseball classic trophy] in 2036 adam curtis documentary "devil's burger"
March 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Shoes off household with a pet that goes outside is a wild chaotic move. Thinking about implementing it myself
March 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
#icanhazpdf Julia M, Manoury P, Voillaume MC (1965). “No 209 - Recherches en série indolique. XIV (*) - Sur des méthoxy-5 hydroxy-4, méthoxy-5 hydroxy-6 et méthoxy-7 hydroxy-6 tryptamines”. Bulletin de la Société Chimique de France: 1417–1423.
March 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
March 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Gonna need a 15min+ YouTube video about this by a military aircraft autist. Not sure if it's funnier for this to be true or a coverup of losing planes to Iran
The accidental shootdown of three U.S. F-15 fighter jets on Sunday was caused by a Kuwaiti F/A-18 fighter, according to the Wall Street Journal.
March 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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(EVIL CITY GROUPCHAT)

WASHINGTON DC: lol bro youre burning down my embassy now

DUBAI: ITS NOT FUNNY PLS HELP

LONDON: we're not taking our influencers back

MIAMI: we'll take the hot ones

SAN SALVADOR: this is going to hurt crypto

CINCINNATI: why is no one picking up at the burj khalifa skyline
March 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."
March 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Got suspended from that other site for telling Sam Altman to do the only honorable thing he can do with his life lol
February 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Midday during Ramadan no less, imagine him operating with normal blood sugar
Inside this latest Trump-Mamdani meeting:
-Mamdani's team created mock headlines to show Trump how a new massive housing project would be received.
-Mamdani pushed for release of Columbia student detained today
-Mamdani gives Wiles a list of four others he wants to help apnews.com/article/dona...
Mamdani pitches Trump on housing with mock newspaper in latest White House visit
President Donald Trump has met with New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani at the White House to talk about big federal housing investments.
apnews.com
February 27, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Who thinks this is difficult?
February 27, 2026 at 4:25 AM