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Theresa
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Random thoughts, occasional views on the world and some language content. Currently trying to learn Spanish 🇪🇸. Live and love in Munich 🇩🇪
Why we don’t “just get AC” in Central Europe:

- we’ve never had TWO WHOLE WEEKS of 30+ degrees as far as I can remember
- the actual useful ACs are unaffordable for average people
- our landlords won’t allow us to install them
- the mobile ones don’t work with our windows
- some of us are lucky
June 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I personally love a hot summer (go hate me) but here is my rule: unless you have to stay in a room right under the roof with no AC and deal with temperatures twice as high as what you’re used to? You don’t get to make fun of people struggling with the heat just because you don’t.
June 25, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Is it just me or are bikini pants always way too small?? It doesn’t matter what size you go for, it’s always just too thin on the bottom. Like excuse me I ain’t a plastic doll and unlike Barbie I have things to cover down there?
June 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
If anyone can donate/ share, I’d really appreciate it. We’re trying to support our dear Lebanese friend getting to France where she got accepted into a law program. I tend to be a bit skeptical about GoFundMes, but she’s a woman I’ve known for years and learned to trust & love ❤️

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May 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It’s the first time in 12 years I’m not following Eurovision at all
May 14, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Why exactly does our society put more pressure on female artists to speak up about things than on men or even on male politicians??
March 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Men when I was 18: “it’s disgusting when women have hair down there, they’re supposed to shave!” …but of course their own hair is never “disgusting”

Men now that I’m 29: “it’s weird when women shave there, you look like a child!” …but of course the hair on your legs is still disgusting
March 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I found out they have things like “German casserole”, “German pancakes” and “German chocolate cake” in the US and it’s all things that no German in Germany even knows or has ever heard about but I want to try it now
February 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s 2026 and still every other day someone comes online and says there can’t be a friendship between a man and a woman 🤦‍♀️

1. What about queer people?? Bi people have no friends or what?
2. Most normal people have more than just one friend of another gender. Are we supposed to be attracted to all?!
February 24, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Hot take - yes you can still approach a woman offline these days but you have to do it right and that’s not easy. Many of us go into alert mode because we all had experiences with creepy approaches. But I also experienced some approaches from men that were completely okay to me, even if I said no:
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
CONFUSING instructions
February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Lack of oxygen is bad for your brain so maybe THAT explains the current state of the US 🫠
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Dating apps are just a constant frustration because sometimes you’ll match with the cutest guy who seems cool from his profile and then this is how he starts the conversation 😭
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The more I’m back on dating apps, the more I can add to my list of red flags
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I’ve started learning Spanish 🇪🇸 one year ago and I do know the difference between “cena” and “merienda”.
I’ve started learning English 🇬🇧 eighteen years ago and I still don’t understand the difference between “dinner” and “supper”
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Men be 35 and “still not sure” about wanting kids or about what they want at all yet have the audacity to judge 30yo women for being single and unmarried
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I’ve seen you guys make fun of Germans for years for opening our windows every day and NOW you realise it actually does prevent mould and bad smell?? You’re telling me you’ve made fun of us while literally living in disgusting stinky mouldy houses yourselves? Be fr lol
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Does anyone else imagine their life to be a movie and think about what to do next for the plot? Or is this just a weird thing I do
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
If you’re doing dry January and it’s hard for some reason or you do feel the effects of not drinking for one month… then you do have a serious problem
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
It’s a survey on how reliable Germans consider some countries as partners (France, UK, Ukraine, USA, Russia) and I saw some Americans get REALLY mad at this, all just screaming WW2 at us because obviously they have nothing to say that relates to the current state of things 🙃
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Ok I have to go back to Paris and visit other places in France too but how do I now keep learning Spanish while simultaneously relearning French
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I think the reason you think people in Paris are rude is because YOU are being rude. There are people who enter a bakery or restaurant without even saying « Bonjour » and start shouting at them in English, and then wonder why the French react by being pissed off 💀 anyone would be annoyed by that
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Can confirm that Paris is very beautiful and discovered that my school French is still at least good enough to understand quite a lot
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
One day in Paris and so far every French person has been really nice to me. They don’t match your stereotypes here 🤔
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’m such a man when it comes to feelings it’s embarrassing
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM