Ceffery Jombs
@thirst.contact
YIMBY, Airplanes, Trains, Coffee, Dogs, Bikes, Aspiring Accordion Player 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Colorado native of 15 years, living as car-lite as possible in the American hellscape.
Colorado native of 15 years, living as car-lite as possible in the American hellscape.
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Yes, but have you considered the brave soul who was minorly inconvenienced by a cyclist on a Lime bike, and came on here to tell us all how awful cyclists are. They're all literally worse than Hitler!
September 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Yes, but have you considered the brave soul who was minorly inconvenienced by a cyclist on a Lime bike, and came on here to tell us all how awful cyclists are. They're all literally worse than Hitler!
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everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
September 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
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We gotta seize this dude and all of his enabler’s assets after this. He’s done too much damage. It’s not enough for these people to just sail away from this on a big boat. That’s our boat.
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We gotta seize this dude and all of his enabler’s assets after this. He’s done too much damage. It’s not enough for these people to just sail away from this on a big boat. That’s our boat.
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One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music
September 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music
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Like, McConnell's handlers are engaged in some sort of unholy cross between ventriloquy and abuse of a corpse here, and I can only hope that the people benefitting from all this suffer a similar level of indignity during *their* decline.
September 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Like, McConnell's handlers are engaged in some sort of unholy cross between ventriloquy and abuse of a corpse here, and I can only hope that the people benefitting from all this suffer a similar level of indignity during *their* decline.
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It’s a pretty big problem that like 60% of the population straight up has no idea how anything works
September 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It’s a pretty big problem that like 60% of the population straight up has no idea how anything works
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Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.
September 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.
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Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Today’s Baseball Name is Rusty Kuntz
September 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Today’s Baseball Name is Rusty Kuntz
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There I said it, I don’t like Trump. That’s why I wrote in Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 2024. Now can I go back to writing a few thousand tweets about the dangers of the woke left without being accused of partisanship?
September 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
There I said it, I don’t like Trump. That’s why I wrote in Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 2024. Now can I go back to writing a few thousand tweets about the dangers of the woke left without being accused of partisanship?
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Las Vegas resort hotel implosions are cool, but have you ever been to a “triumphal arch” destruction festival? Incredible optics and catharsis
September 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Las Vegas resort hotel implosions are cool, but have you ever been to a “triumphal arch” destruction festival? Incredible optics and catharsis
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It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze
i think jon Ossoff said it best: the reason Trump is going crazy with building these monuments as fast as he can is that he knows that once he’s gone nobody else is going to build anything in his name
Interior Secretary Doug Burgum says they're starting excavation work on Trump's arch
September 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze
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under my administration guys who say “female” are going to the double gulag (that’s the gulag’s gulag)
September 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
under my administration guys who say “female” are going to the double gulag (that’s the gulag’s gulag)
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It’s time to end the Internet and start over.
September 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It’s time to end the Internet and start over.
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it's perfectly honorable to be a reply guy if you understand you're a reply guy; the problem is when a reply guy thinks they're a poster
September 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
it's perfectly honorable to be a reply guy if you understand you're a reply guy; the problem is when a reply guy thinks they're a poster
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[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk his ex]: alright frank have a good weekend, stay safe brotha
September 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk his ex]: alright frank have a good weekend, stay safe brotha
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AAAHHHHHHHHH
September 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
AAAHHHHHHHHH
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Excellent question - you are generating the force field with your attention to safety.
September 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Excellent question - you are generating the force field with your attention to safety.
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i like when someone stops posting and folks on here are like “are they ok???”. brother that’s what ok looks like.
January 21, 2024 at 4:26 PM
i like when someone stops posting and folks on here are like “are they ok???”. brother that’s what ok looks like.
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CBS News has posted a breathless story about how two El-Sayed tweets they just discovered "invite scrutiny" ...
...And then you read the tweets and uh, they don't seem that out of line, especially for someone who has a medical degree. www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
...And then you read the tweets and uh, they don't seem that out of line, especially for someone who has a medical degree. www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
August 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
CBS News has posted a breathless story about how two El-Sayed tweets they just discovered "invite scrutiny" ...
...And then you read the tweets and uh, they don't seem that out of line, especially for someone who has a medical degree. www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
...And then you read the tweets and uh, they don't seem that out of line, especially for someone who has a medical degree. www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
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[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
the party of small government
it rocks that conservatives at the regional and federal levels are so intent on interfering with cities governing themselves in ways that make them more livable (e.g. bike lanes, congestion charges, mass transit)
August 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
the party of small government