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I try to be funny. It doesn’t always work.
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Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Narcissist: I look so good drinking from this cup.
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Truvy: Cuppa cuppa cuppa? You don't even need to write it down: just mix a cup of flour, a cup of sugar, and a cup of fruit cocktail with its juice, then mix and bake at 350 til gold and bubbly.
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Historian: The cup can teach you a lot of things that you do not want to know
August 22, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Chicken or TACOs?

Chicken or TACOs?

Chicken or TACOs?

I’ll take the salad with jalapeños.
On today’s flight, we’re offering chicken.
August 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Also related is his 34 felony convictions for financial fraud.
The news story about Donald Trump being desperate for immunity for tax fraud & the news story about Donald Trump being kicked to the curb by Capital One for widespread money laundering are RELATED.
August 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Please stop saying “lockdowns.” There were never true lockdowns in the US, and it fuels far right narratives to repeat this inaccurate statement. You can say closures, you can say restrictions, or better, you can say public health measures which saved many lives.
People still complain about “lockdowns” but we had none in the US. We had stay-at-home orders, where although businesses were closed, you could still go outside whenever you wanted. Other countries had far stricter rules, and yet have been much more accepting of them as they saved many more lives.
August 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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There’s no difference between men marching in white masks and men marching in white hoods. None.
July 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Metaphor for the trump administration
Trump lies, ducklings die.
June 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Shift drink: Reflecting Pool

1oz rum
1oz mezcal
.75oz lime
.75oz honey
barspoon matcha
muddled mint
June 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Well, I gotta admit it was worth the wait for that curtain to be removed.
June 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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A purpose of the war on Iran might well be to provoke a terrorist attack inside the United States, thereby justifying the need to “federalize” elections. We must anticipate it, with sadness and resolution, and not be surprised, if it happens.
snyder.substack.com/p/the-desire...
The Desire for Terror
And the defense of democracy
snyder.substack.com
March 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
F pete hegseth
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The Nobel Committee didn't cave to his pleading, threats, and bloveating.
Look what happened to them as a result:

Nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
See you on the 18th 🚫👑

Resist 🐸
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yes, he was
September 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’LL END THE WAR ON DAY ONE!
Today is the day that Trump was supposed to impose tough new sanctions on Russia if they didn’t agree to a cease fire.
August 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Metaphor for America
August 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Release the files, not Maxwell
Every non-cultist knows that a statement Maxwell gives to the current DOJ implicating Trump will not result in any sentence reduction. Maxwell & her lawyer also know that any statement she gives to lie & exonerate Trump likely will. The truth is in the files, not from Maxwell who has motive to lie.
July 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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It’s a cover up.
July 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Republicans are blocking the release of the Epstein files. I wonder why.
Rules voted 5-7 to deny my amendment calling for a FULL release of the Epstein file a vote in the House.
July 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When you solve problems, you have nothing to blame the other side for when it comes time to get elected.
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM