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@threeforgirls.bsky.social
like, nya, fr fr
feral asexual, they/them. video games (mainly final fantasy and bg3), music, anime, danmei, knitting, cross-stitch, etc.
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feral asexual, they/them. video games (mainly final fantasy and bg3), music, anime, danmei, knitting, cross-stitch, etc.
pfp by https://vgen.co/alin_laphel; banner by https://vgen.co/seiunart
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She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
October 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song
my sisters: "how you livin', biggie smalls?" (which DELIGHTS my mom every time she hears it in the car)
sister+bro-in-law+niece+nephew: "FAMILY"
sister+bro-in-law+niece (because nephew is at school): "superior (jersey) family"
friendslack: "fangirl island"
discord: "big mommy pilkers"
sister+bro-in-law+niece+nephew: "FAMILY"
sister+bro-in-law+niece (because nephew is at school): "superior (jersey) family"
friendslack: "fangirl island"
discord: "big mommy pilkers"
What is your group chat named?
Ours is a covid-artefact named 'Survival Club', but I am also a proud member of 'Stare at the sun you coward' and 'DRANKS'.
Ours is a covid-artefact named 'Survival Club', but I am also a proud member of 'Stare at the sun you coward' and 'DRANKS'.
October 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
my sisters: "how you livin', biggie smalls?" (which DELIGHTS my mom every time she hears it in the car)
sister+bro-in-law+niece+nephew: "FAMILY"
sister+bro-in-law+niece (because nephew is at school): "superior (jersey) family"
friendslack: "fangirl island"
discord: "big mommy pilkers"
sister+bro-in-law+niece+nephew: "FAMILY"
sister+bro-in-law+niece (because nephew is at school): "superior (jersey) family"
friendslack: "fangirl island"
discord: "big mommy pilkers"
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Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
October 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Sagittarius: It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to dissolve into a puddle of goo and loose bones, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.
finished #dressmaker a couple days ago and am working on the pigeon commissions to get the last steam achievement i need. a+ game, would definitely pay for a dlc or 4 in the future if they ever decide to make some 💚
October 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
finished #dressmaker a couple days ago and am working on the pigeon commissions to get the last steam achievement i need. a+ game, would definitely pay for a dlc or 4 in the future if they ever decide to make some 💚
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Why doesn't Batman give me, personally, some of his money
September 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Why doesn't Batman give me, personally, some of his money
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[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
we're watching old campy sci-fi and horror movies over the next few weeks for spooky season, and tonight we started with When Worlds Collide (1951). it was a fun watch, but "you get a free pass to survive because my daughter wants to bang you" is a WILD thing for a father to arrange, ngl.
September 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
we're watching old campy sci-fi and horror movies over the next few weeks for spooky season, and tonight we started with When Worlds Collide (1951). it was a fun watch, but "you get a free pass to survive because my daughter wants to bang you" is a WILD thing for a father to arrange, ngl.
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"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
September 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
i fear the lexapro was, in fact, the load-bearing med, not the wellbutrin
uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again
uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again
September 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i fear the lexapro was, in fact, the load-bearing med, not the wellbutrin
uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again
uhhhh anyway, fingers crossed the telehealth psych doesn't cancel on me again
look what came in the mail this morning!!
September 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
look what came in the mail this morning!!
uh oh, the dressmaker game is addictive
September 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
uh oh, the dressmaker game is addictive
guys! my friend @momebie.bsky.social made a book! check it out! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-whole-b...
My Whole Body Longs To Be A Tongue
Barnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership.
www.barnesandnoble.com
September 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
guys! my friend @momebie.bsky.social made a book! check it out! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-whole-b...
played the sovereign tower demo, and...i think i need to admit that i'm just really bad at resource management games
September 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
played the sovereign tower demo, and...i think i need to admit that i'm just really bad at resource management games
i had a little turkish coffee with dessert tonight and spent the whole ride home seeing through time and space, and now i'm crashing HARD
so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out
so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out
September 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i had a little turkish coffee with dessert tonight and spent the whole ride home seeing through time and space, and now i'm crashing HARD
so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out
so of course someone is setting off fireworks as i crawl into bed to pass out
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guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
September 18, 2026 at 8:25 PM
guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
love reading off the titles of my book haul to julia, cuz it's like: mythology nonfiction, murder mystery m/m romance, dark het romance, normal-sounding litfic, and then "My Husband and I Sleep in a Coffin" volume one
julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix!
julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix!
September 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
love reading off the titles of my book haul to julia, cuz it's like: mythology nonfiction, murder mystery m/m romance, dark het romance, normal-sounding litfic, and then "My Husband and I Sleep in a Coffin" volume one
julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix!
julia: oh! that...certainly is a mix!
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honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport
September 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport
apparently thief's maps don't count for the weekly minimog challenge, and that is some grade-A bullshit
September 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
apparently thief's maps don't count for the weekly minimog challenge, and that is some grade-A bullshit
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The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
🔫🔫🔫
Sagittarius: Like your ruling planet Jupiter, you, too, are distant, gaseous, and lacking any solid substance.
September 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
🔫🔫🔫
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hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded waterfall and people keep painting my portrait
June 22, 2023 at 2:47 AM
hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded waterfall and people keep painting my portrait
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is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
November 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
i made this yesterday and it turned out SO GOOD. brought a loaf to my parents and got the dad belly rub of approval 💅
Dry, beleaguered honey cake is no way to kick off 5787. This best-in-category classic adapted from Marcy Goldman is the kind you make every year -- deeply spiced, great crumb, and very cozy. It gets better as it has time to rest, honestly, just like me.
smittenkitchen.com/2008/09/maje...
smittenkitchen.com/2008/09/maje...
September 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i made this yesterday and it turned out SO GOOD. brought a loaf to my parents and got the dad belly rub of approval 💅
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Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
July 2, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi