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Writer. My wife's favourite barista. GM & host of multiple TTRPGs (D&D, VtM, Tales from the Loop, Firefly, Cyberpunk, Good Society, etc).
Me: *carefully rigging the D&D Tarokka deck so it draws cards to bread crumb the mystery for my kids game.*
"You are on a quest for a powerful *pull card* magic item that will help you *pull card* defeat the evil villain!"
My kid, later: "Dad used the Tarokka deck b/c he's all out of ideas."
"You are on a quest for a powerful *pull card* magic item that will help you *pull card* defeat the evil villain!"
My kid, later: "Dad used the Tarokka deck b/c he's all out of ideas."
September 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Me: *carefully rigging the D&D Tarokka deck so it draws cards to bread crumb the mystery for my kids game.*
"You are on a quest for a powerful *pull card* magic item that will help you *pull card* defeat the evil villain!"
My kid, later: "Dad used the Tarokka deck b/c he's all out of ideas."
"You are on a quest for a powerful *pull card* magic item that will help you *pull card* defeat the evil villain!"
My kid, later: "Dad used the Tarokka deck b/c he's all out of ideas."
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Dogfight, Dragon Edition.
I know I'm late to the party, but maybe Smaugtember is also a thing?
I know I'm late to the party, but maybe Smaugtember is also a thing?
September 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Dogfight, Dragon Edition.
I know I'm late to the party, but maybe Smaugtember is also a thing?
I know I'm late to the party, but maybe Smaugtember is also a thing?
Marvel Snap launched a Draft Mode, which is fun enough, so I am back on my bullshit, but I don't have many cards, so I am resorting to countering the meta net decks.
I'm absolutely wrecking every single Thanos deck with rocks & trash.
I'm absolutely wrecking every single Thanos deck with rocks & trash.
September 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Marvel Snap launched a Draft Mode, which is fun enough, so I am back on my bullshit, but I don't have many cards, so I am resorting to countering the meta net decks.
I'm absolutely wrecking every single Thanos deck with rocks & trash.
I'm absolutely wrecking every single Thanos deck with rocks & trash.
1/
I joined a long-time D&D group (they are 25 sessions deep).
Just jumped in as a cleric, & I told a shop-keeper "Light be with you" as a kind of flavour for my character's way of speaking, & the other players were immediately suspicious
"What do you mean LBWY?"
& the GM was GIGGLING
I joined a long-time D&D group (they are 25 sessions deep).
Just jumped in as a cleric, & I told a shop-keeper "Light be with you" as a kind of flavour for my character's way of speaking, & the other players were immediately suspicious
"What do you mean LBWY?"
& the GM was GIGGLING
September 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
1/
I joined a long-time D&D group (they are 25 sessions deep).
Just jumped in as a cleric, & I told a shop-keeper "Light be with you" as a kind of flavour for my character's way of speaking, & the other players were immediately suspicious
"What do you mean LBWY?"
& the GM was GIGGLING
I joined a long-time D&D group (they are 25 sessions deep).
Just jumped in as a cleric, & I told a shop-keeper "Light be with you" as a kind of flavour for my character's way of speaking, & the other players were immediately suspicious
"What do you mean LBWY?"
& the GM was GIGGLING
the food professor. lol.
It's the ones who go on TV that you really need to look out for.
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September 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
the food professor. lol.
Consoles priced me out.
I can't afford it. I have finally have adult money to spend on videogames, & they are asking too much.
I'm out.
I can't afford it. I have finally have adult money to spend on videogames, & they are asking too much.
I'm out.
Sony has responded to a digital games lawsuit by arguing that players don't actually own the games they buy
Its lawyers say they are licensed rather than sold
Its lawyers say they are licensed rather than sold
September 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Consoles priced me out.
I can't afford it. I have finally have adult money to spend on videogames, & they are asking too much.
I'm out.
I can't afford it. I have finally have adult money to spend on videogames, & they are asking too much.
I'm out.
Mimics are the worst monster. You can only use them once, and then your players are filling rooms with acid, stabbing chests and taking 2 hours to open a door.
August 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Mimics are the worst monster. You can only use them once, and then your players are filling rooms with acid, stabbing chests and taking 2 hours to open a door.
This episode was fuckin nuts
August 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This episode was fuckin nuts
An Inappropriate Time To Say "Shut Up"
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
youtube.com
August 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Last night I watched a DM bring one of his players to tears w/ story.
I've never made a player cry b/c they were so *invested*
I've run games for him before, he has great energy, & complimentary toward my game-running style.
Super excited to learn from him.
I've never made a player cry b/c they were so *invested*
I've run games for him before, he has great energy, & complimentary toward my game-running style.
Super excited to learn from him.
August 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Last night I watched a DM bring one of his players to tears w/ story.
I've never made a player cry b/c they were so *invested*
I've run games for him before, he has great energy, & complimentary toward my game-running style.
Super excited to learn from him.
I've never made a player cry b/c they were so *invested*
I've run games for him before, he has great energy, & complimentary toward my game-running style.
Super excited to learn from him.
Hey GM's, have you ever told a player to roll 80d6 in combined fire and Bludgeoning damage?
I did.
That dragon died.
And half the party.
One guy got turned into this:
I did.
That dragon died.
And half the party.
One guy got turned into this:
August 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Hey GM's, have you ever told a player to roll 80d6 in combined fire and Bludgeoning damage?
I did.
That dragon died.
And half the party.
One guy got turned into this:
I did.
That dragon died.
And half the party.
One guy got turned into this:
Dungeons and Dragons night. Woop woop.
Last session an elemental dragon exploded from a volcano and was bearing down on the party.
Last session an elemental dragon exploded from a volcano and was bearing down on the party.
Napoleon Dynamite: Things Are Getting Serious
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite: Things Are Getting Serious
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August 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dungeons and Dragons night. Woop woop.
Last session an elemental dragon exploded from a volcano and was bearing down on the party.
Last session an elemental dragon exploded from a volcano and was bearing down on the party.
Me, playing CCG's against the spreadsheet nerds:
August 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Me, playing CCG's against the spreadsheet nerds:
Mortal Kombat update, he figured out Scorpion's dagger uppercut combo and got the fatality combo to work.
He's very excited to get it to work. ⬇️ ➡️🤜
He's very excited to get it to work. ⬇️ ➡️🤜
August 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Mortal Kombat update, he figured out Scorpion's dagger uppercut combo and got the fatality combo to work.
He's very excited to get it to work. ⬇️ ➡️🤜
He's very excited to get it to work. ⬇️ ➡️🤜
Teaching my kid how to do fatalities on Moral Kombat 1 on the Sega genesis.
It's not going so well 😮💨😂
It's not going so well 😮💨😂
August 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Teaching my kid how to do fatalities on Moral Kombat 1 on the Sega genesis.
It's not going so well 😮💨😂
It's not going so well 😮💨😂
all the time
I thought I was sad earlier today but it turned out I just needed a cheeseburger
August 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
all the time
In this epsiode of Bob World Builder, he implores people to be nice
D&D’s "Disturbing" New Direction
YouTube video by Bob World Builder
www.youtube.com
August 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
In this epsiode of Bob World Builder, he implores people to be nice
My wife: "Talking to your dad is like taking 1d6 psychic damage."
Me: "Did you just..."
Wife: "What? I can't make D&D jokes?"
Me: "It was perfect. No notes."
Me: "Did you just..."
Wife: "What? I can't make D&D jokes?"
Me: "It was perfect. No notes."
August 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My wife: "Talking to your dad is like taking 1d6 psychic damage."
Me: "Did you just..."
Wife: "What? I can't make D&D jokes?"
Me: "It was perfect. No notes."
Me: "Did you just..."
Wife: "What? I can't make D&D jokes?"
Me: "It was perfect. No notes."
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HEY! If you're interested in games where you can make un-wholesome decision I'm doing the art for one designed by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social
You can check out the campaign preview and follow it here gamefound.com/en/projects/...
You can check out the campaign preview and follow it here gamefound.com/en/projects/...
Wholesome Adventure by Jason Anarchy - Gamefound
A tabletop roguelike where players can make the WHOLESOME or UN-WHOLESOME choice!
1-4 Players, Ages 10+, 30-60 minute playtime
Designed by Jason Anarchy with Artwork from Gator Days
gamefound.com
August 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
HEY! If you're interested in games where you can make un-wholesome decision I'm doing the art for one designed by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social
You can check out the campaign preview and follow it here gamefound.com/en/projects/...
You can check out the campaign preview and follow it here gamefound.com/en/projects/...
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Dungeons and Good Guys - Gator Days
August 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Dungeons and Good Guys - Gator Days
My local comic-book store just messaged me and said my orders just arrived.
Good karma has paid dividends.
Good karma has paid dividends.
August 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My local comic-book store just messaged me and said my orders just arrived.
Good karma has paid dividends.
Good karma has paid dividends.
just went around my office recommending a few books to my co-workers who are nerdy and read.
It's good karma.
It's good karma.
August 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
just went around my office recommending a few books to my co-workers who are nerdy and read.
It's good karma.
It's good karma.
*wheezing*
Banned 90s Sourcebook Commercials! (ft. Brennan Lee Mulligan)
YouTube video by RocketJump
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August 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
*wheezing*