Tim Grossklaus
@timgrossklaus.bsky.social
Recovering journalist, storyteller, video pro, husband and dog dad
September 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I did this during my first midlife crisis (at 40). It was me and a bunch of 17-23 year olds for a year. It was a blast, despite my classmates nicknaming me “Old Man Tim.” Now (at 50 next month) I’ve been puppet making which isn’t as exciting, but is easier on the body.
September 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I did this during my first midlife crisis (at 40). It was me and a bunch of 17-23 year olds for a year. It was a blast, despite my classmates nicknaming me “Old Man Tim.” Now (at 50 next month) I’ve been puppet making which isn’t as exciting, but is easier on the body.
Imagine being told that you’ve lived such an extraordinary life that someone would like to write a biography of you.
Now, imagine the next thing you’re told is that someone is Ted FUCKING Cruz.
It might be time to do some reassessing of that extraordinary life.
Now, imagine the next thing you’re told is that someone is Ted FUCKING Cruz.
It might be time to do some reassessing of that extraordinary life.
September 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Imagine being told that you’ve lived such an extraordinary life that someone would like to write a biography of you.
Now, imagine the next thing you’re told is that someone is Ted FUCKING Cruz.
It might be time to do some reassessing of that extraordinary life.
Now, imagine the next thing you’re told is that someone is Ted FUCKING Cruz.
It might be time to do some reassessing of that extraordinary life.
When the country club set finally start noticing surging prices.
August 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
When the country club set finally start noticing surging prices.
States rights for me, but not for thee.
June 25, 2026 at 2:23 PM
States rights for me, but not for thee.
Sometimes my peekapoo Spencer would tire of my shenanigans and hide under the bed. He was a good boy. Less so, a good hider.
June 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Sometimes my peekapoo Spencer would tire of my shenanigans and hide under the bed. He was a good boy. Less so, a good hider.
Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.
June 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Post a logo, emblem, or title (with its original font) that remains as perfect today as when it was new.
If the CEO of the company you work for is in the first 3 rows of this game, you might be underpaid.
June 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
If the CEO of the company you work for is in the first 3 rows of this game, you might be underpaid.
I believe all Wikipedia entries should be illustrated with either images from 1960s cartoons or photos of their corresponding cosplayers.
May 27, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I believe all Wikipedia entries should be illustrated with either images from 1960s cartoons or photos of their corresponding cosplayers.
Just went through, “oh yeah, that med might make your back lock up.” Miss the days when I could trace my pain back to a circus stunt like brushing my teeth.
On the plus side, muscle relaxants mix well with both the Muppets and Star Wars.
Enjoy!
On the plus side, muscle relaxants mix well with both the Muppets and Star Wars.
Enjoy!
May 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Just went through, “oh yeah, that med might make your back lock up.” Miss the days when I could trace my pain back to a circus stunt like brushing my teeth.
On the plus side, muscle relaxants mix well with both the Muppets and Star Wars.
Enjoy!
On the plus side, muscle relaxants mix well with both the Muppets and Star Wars.
Enjoy!
@requiemarm.bsky.social Ummm… this you?
May 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
@requiemarm.bsky.social Ummm… this you?
Catching up on AEW Collision after basking in a glorious Wild win. The golf themed show is quite the hoot. But the camera guy sporting gloves … chef’s kiss.
May 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Catching up on AEW Collision after basking in a glorious Wild win. The golf themed show is quite the hoot. But the camera guy sporting gloves … chef’s kiss.
Just the dumbest, most gullible people in the world are in charge of all the things.
May 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Just the dumbest, most gullible people in the world are in charge of all the things.
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May 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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The New York Times, when you need new marks to buy your snake oil, accept no substitute.
May 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The New York Times, when you need new marks to buy your snake oil, accept no substitute.
Who could’ve seen this excuse coming?
April 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who could’ve seen this excuse coming?
The fact that the people who continue to fall for Trump’s BS are also in charge of so many people’s retirement savings is enraging.
April 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The fact that the people who continue to fall for Trump’s BS are also in charge of so many people’s retirement savings is enraging.
Key people in the area:
April 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Key people in the area:
Key people in the area:
April 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Key people in the area:
Personally, I think that’s a lovely image of Donald and his doctor administering his yearly physical.
April 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Personally, I think that’s a lovely image of Donald and his doctor administering his yearly physical.
I’m sure our military leaders briefed the President on all the possible outcomes of invading Iran (broadening conflict, rising energy prices, deepening resistance from our allies) … but did anyone warn him that Iran might make fun of him on Twitter? That seems to have really escalated things.
April 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I’m sure our military leaders briefed the President on all the possible outcomes of invading Iran (broadening conflict, rising energy prices, deepening resistance from our allies) … but did anyone warn him that Iran might make fun of him on Twitter? That seems to have really escalated things.
Is there a name for when a person’s scalp meets their eyebrows? When they finally merge, will it become sentient?
March 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Is there a name for when a person’s scalp meets their eyebrows? When they finally merge, will it become sentient?