The Fantastic Mr. Tim
@timtom.bsky.social
Save the whales, save the world.
It's wild that criticizing a government committing genocide can get you professionally blank listed. Not unfounded in human history, but still wild.
September 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
It's wild that criticizing a government committing genocide can get you professionally blank listed. Not unfounded in human history, but still wild.
I've always thought that people in leadership positions should be people who don't want the power, but it took like three weeks of captaining a rec soccer team, somewhat against my will, to welcome the sweet relief of a coup or mutiny.
August 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I've always thought that people in leadership positions should be people who don't want the power, but it took like three weeks of captaining a rec soccer team, somewhat against my will, to welcome the sweet relief of a coup or mutiny.
Seeing what Isak can do in space 😭 what the heck was Slot doing with this kid
June 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Seeing what Isak can do in space 😭 what the heck was Slot doing with this kid
"Did the driver mistake me for a woman and Matt's bag for a pizza box? If so, I'm the woman and Matt's bag is a pizza box" - unhelpful responses I've provided to friends missing a bag and in genuine distress.
May 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"Did the driver mistake me for a woman and Matt's bag for a pizza box? If so, I'm the woman and Matt's bag is a pizza box" - unhelpful responses I've provided to friends missing a bag and in genuine distress.
My car: *starts making a funny noises*
Me: *makes appointment with mechanic*
My car: *stops making funny noises*
Mechanic: *looks at me* 🤨
My car: *looks at me* 🤭
Me: *looks at me*
Me: *makes appointment with mechanic*
My car: *stops making funny noises*
Mechanic: *looks at me* 🤨
My car: *looks at me* 🤭
Me: *looks at me*
May 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
My car: *starts making a funny noises*
Me: *makes appointment with mechanic*
My car: *stops making funny noises*
Mechanic: *looks at me* 🤨
My car: *looks at me* 🤭
Me: *looks at me*
Me: *makes appointment with mechanic*
My car: *stops making funny noises*
Mechanic: *looks at me* 🤨
My car: *looks at me* 🤭
Me: *looks at me*
Someone told me i look like Tom Hardy today, and I'm hoping this self-esteem boost lasts me through the rest of February.
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Someone told me i look like Tom Hardy today, and I'm hoping this self-esteem boost lasts me through the rest of February.
I have no idea what i did for this targeted ad, but thank you for creeping me the fuck out, ebay.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I have no idea what i did for this targeted ad, but thank you for creeping me the fuck out, ebay.
I don't know if there's a television in Phillie that's going to survive this game without getting smashed, but that TD saved a few thousand for the moment.
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't know if there's a television in Phillie that's going to survive this game without getting smashed, but that TD saved a few thousand for the moment.
I very much thought the Avatar movie coming out this year was the second one, not the third. It's wild how big these movies are, yet still feel like they're under the radar.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I very much thought the Avatar movie coming out this year was the second one, not the third. It's wild how big these movies are, yet still feel like they're under the radar.
One of my favorite things about Peacemaker is that every character is dork, but also hot, and it's just a fun reminder that we're all hot dorks walking around this planet.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
One of my favorite things about Peacemaker is that every character is dork, but also hot, and it's just a fun reminder that we're all hot dorks walking around this planet.
I had never ridden my bike to a wedding before tonight. Definitely a 9/10. -.5 for all the annoying people that asked me why I'd ride my bike in the cold rain and -.5 for riding my bike in the cold rain.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I had never ridden my bike to a wedding before tonight. Definitely a 9/10. -.5 for all the annoying people that asked me why I'd ride my bike in the cold rain and -.5 for riding my bike in the cold rain.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Now that Millennials are in their 30's and 40's, I think it's time to have Andy Milonakis in a BMW commercial.
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Now that Millennials are in their 30's and 40's, I think it's time to have Andy Milonakis in a BMW commercial.
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People can always dissapoint you. The holiday celebrating Italian American excellence should be to honor giardiniera which will never betray you.
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
People can always dissapoint you. The holiday celebrating Italian American excellence should be to honor giardiniera which will never betray you.
Impressed by any empathetic human that hasn't become an alcoholic these days
October 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Impressed by any empathetic human that hasn't become an alcoholic these days
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I’m sorry but I’m going to laugh so hard if a Canadian team wins this year’s World Series
October 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m sorry but I’m going to laugh so hard if a Canadian team wins this year’s World Series
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Presidents? SCOTUS gives them immunity.
Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute.
Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections.
But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents.
The legacy of the Roberts court.
Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute.
Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections.
But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents.
The legacy of the Roberts court.
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Presidents? SCOTUS gives them immunity.
Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute.
Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections.
But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents.
The legacy of the Roberts court.
Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute.
Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections.
But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents.
The legacy of the Roberts court.
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Monopolies are the backbone of fascism.
When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.
When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.
Apple removes ICEBlock and similar tracking apps from the App Store | TechCrunch
The app, which went viral earlier this year, allowed users to lawfully share information about where they've seen ICE agents within a 5-mile radius of their location, and also share details of the clo...
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October 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Monopolies are the backbone of fascism.
When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.
When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.
I'm kind of bummed that old timey medicine was a bunch of BS. It'd be pretty neat if whenever you were sick, you'd go to the alchemist (who'd be drunk of whiskey), get a small bottle of opium and cocaine, a couple electrical shocks to the temple, and boom, you wake to good as new the next day.
September 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm kind of bummed that old timey medicine was a bunch of BS. It'd be pretty neat if whenever you were sick, you'd go to the alchemist (who'd be drunk of whiskey), get a small bottle of opium and cocaine, a couple electrical shocks to the temple, and boom, you wake to good as new the next day.
The public shaming of adults' deplorable behavior at sporting events is like the only minimally positive thing going on in the media right now.
September 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The public shaming of adults' deplorable behavior at sporting events is like the only minimally positive thing going on in the media right now.
I'm fairly certain I have Morton's neuroma. I don't mean to be rude, but Morton can have it back. I don't want it.
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm fairly certain I have Morton's neuroma. I don't mean to be rude, but Morton can have it back. I don't want it.
Sometimes, I think I'm being mad funny in a group chat, but nobody is finding me funny, and I have to figure out if my friends don't know comedy or I'm just going through a minor manic episode. Or both.
August 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes, I think I'm being mad funny in a group chat, but nobody is finding me funny, and I have to figure out if my friends don't know comedy or I'm just going through a minor manic episode. Or both.
I'm so happy the Premier League is back 🥰 I love football so much.
August 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm so happy the Premier League is back 🥰 I love football so much.
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Can't believe Milwaukee got 14 inches of rain and it isn't national news. That's so much water.
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can't believe Milwaukee got 14 inches of rain and it isn't national news. That's so much water.
Weapons is such a great flick all around that I'm shocked reading about the issues it had during production, especially with casting. The new cast absolutely nailed it, I can't imagine any character being replaced with other actors.
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Zach Cregger Reveals the Only Original ‘Weapons’ Star Who Stayed Through Production Turmoil
Zach Cregger reveals Austin Abrams was the only original Weapons cast member to stay after strike and recast, leading to box office success.
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August 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Weapons is such a great flick all around that I'm shocked reading about the issues it had during production, especially with casting. The new cast absolutely nailed it, I can't imagine any character being replaced with other actors.
reelsbox.com/news/zach-cr...
reelsbox.com/news/zach-cr...