The Fantastic Mr. Tim
@timtom.bsky.social
Save the whales, save the world.
Who got mad at our mulch boi?? Let me at 'em!
May 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Who got mad at our mulch boi?? Let me at 'em!
High fiber vegan diet and 3 protein seltzers is the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object... just in your body. Sounds like a hospital visit 😅 please don't try it
May 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
High fiber vegan diet and 3 protein seltzers is the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object... just in your body. Sounds like a hospital visit 😅 please don't try it
I don't know if you're physically capable of shitting after drinking three of these
May 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I don't know if you're physically capable of shitting after drinking three of these
Nah, you do it because it's cute. You never know when the love of your life will see you hopping around singing a pretty song.
February 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Nah, you do it because it's cute. You never know when the love of your life will see you hopping around singing a pretty song.
Baskin Robbins patrons wish they were this punk rock
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Baskin Robbins patrons wish they were this punk rock