Tim Torma
timtorma.bsky.social
Tim Torma
@timtorma.bsky.social
Curious, irreverent father and husband. Hoping to see pitchfork time for the ultra rich.
Her name is Noodle because she is so floppy when she’s relaxed.
September 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
She likes it when I pet across her forehead and pull her ears back. She drools on me if I do it the way she likes (TMI?). I am her servant.
August 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one."

Donald Trump, Aug 2024
July 22, 2026 at 11:09 AM
June 20, 2026 at 1:52 PM
"When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one."
Donald Trump, Aug 2024
May 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Good reminders…
April 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
April 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Fourth Amendment:
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated...but upon probable cause...describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

ICE men are NOT patriots.
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Something’s going to change. It’s not a question of “if”, it’s a question of “when and how.”
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One tree to rule them all.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Trump’s prime time speech:
“Oink oink oink Oink oink oink Oink oink oink, squeal squeal oink. Oink oink oink Oink oink oink Oink oink oink Oink oink oink squeal squeal, squeal, Oink oink oink.”
December 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Like so much of MAGA, what she looks like ain’t real or natural. She paid to get the MAGA woman look…
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did the Washington Post goof on this front page headline? Is that possible?
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bro thinks all Americans are as dumb as he is…
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one."
Donald Trump, Aug 2024
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Big Beautiful Bill takes on a new meaning…
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on day one."
Donald Trump, Aug 2024
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not being from New York City, before this election I never realized that Staten Island is the Alabama of NYC. Am I safe assuming it is full of older white people?
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM