tinymattresses
@tinymattresses.bsky.social
a keen sense of the absurd, a passion for books and less than stellar motor skills. Everyone deserves respect. (she/her)
Trans ally 🏳️⚧️
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Trans ally 🏳️⚧️
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Found a new way to tell people to shut up
September 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Found a new way to tell people to shut up
I swear, this campaign (by a faceless organisation too) is straight out of an abuser's playbook. Dodgy AF
September 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I swear, this campaign (by a faceless organisation too) is straight out of an abuser's playbook. Dodgy AF
My contribution to the discourse.
September 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My contribution to the discourse.
The best images tell a whole story
September 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The best images tell a whole story
Inspired by @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com, name a small thing that pisses you off that the government could fix.
I'll go first:
Automatic tipping culture instead of groups of 12 up. I'm fed up on looking like a skeeze because I don't want to pay more for my food. Make it opt in, NOT opt out.
I'll go first:
Automatic tipping culture instead of groups of 12 up. I'm fed up on looking like a skeeze because I don't want to pay more for my food. Make it opt in, NOT opt out.
September 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Inspired by @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com, name a small thing that pisses you off that the government could fix.
I'll go first:
Automatic tipping culture instead of groups of 12 up. I'm fed up on looking like a skeeze because I don't want to pay more for my food. Make it opt in, NOT opt out.
I'll go first:
Automatic tipping culture instead of groups of 12 up. I'm fed up on looking like a skeeze because I don't want to pay more for my food. Make it opt in, NOT opt out.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll...
August 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll...
THIS MAN HAS HIS GLASSES!!!
August 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
THIS MAN HAS HIS GLASSES!!!
August 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
do you think this pool ring model is happy
August 6, 2026 at 11:05 AM
do you think this pool ring model is happy
What's your sign?
July 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
What's your sign?
Someone tell me why the fuck this is okay
July 23, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Someone tell me why the fuck this is okay
I asked Gemini to edit an image for me. This is what I got back. Reader, there was no image.
(I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)
(I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)
June 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I asked Gemini to edit an image for me. This is what I got back. Reader, there was no image.
(I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)
(I am never using AI platforms for anything generative, jfc)
Yeah, I'll take that
June 26, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Yeah, I'll take that
It's a 14 steps to make coffee kind of day
June 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
It's a 14 steps to make coffee kind of day
lol cannot get over this horrible handheld fan thing from dyson looking like the big Dune worm
June 22, 2026 at 11:25 AM
lol cannot get over this horrible handheld fan thing from dyson looking like the big Dune worm
I would like to remind everybody of the forever perfect quote
June 22, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I would like to remind everybody of the forever perfect quote
