Emi 🩷💜💙
@tinyrockcollector.bsky.social
She/Her
Co-founder of the Rock Collectors Guild
Artist • Mom • Death Dodger
Co-founder of the Rock Collectors Guild
Artist • Mom • Death Dodger
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Emi 🩷💜💙
@tinyrockcollector.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Back on my bullshit:
Convincing friends to listen to Ron Pope lol
Convincing friends to listen to Ron Pope lol
Idk which move was more difficult. The one two years ago when I was 33 weeks pregnant (and 2 weeks away from delivering early bc of preeclampsia).
Or this one where I'm severely anemic and a bunch of other new health issues.
I'm ready for a nap and I have only been unpacking for, like, an hour
Or this one where I'm severely anemic and a bunch of other new health issues.
I'm ready for a nap and I have only been unpacking for, like, an hour
September 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Idk which move was more difficult. The one two years ago when I was 33 weeks pregnant (and 2 weeks away from delivering early bc of preeclampsia).
Or this one where I'm severely anemic and a bunch of other new health issues.
I'm ready for a nap and I have only been unpacking for, like, an hour
Or this one where I'm severely anemic and a bunch of other new health issues.
I'm ready for a nap and I have only been unpacking for, like, an hour
*looking at all the craft supplies I need to pack*
Maybe I should be the neighbor all the parents send their kid(s) to for the inevitable, "you knew about this project for how long?!" Bc ya girl has a ton of random ass craft supplies (but no posters, sorry).
Maybe I should be the neighbor all the parents send their kid(s) to for the inevitable, "you knew about this project for how long?!" Bc ya girl has a ton of random ass craft supplies (but no posters, sorry).
Pusheen's Artistic Playtime
ALT: Pusheen's Artistic Playtime
static.klipy.com
August 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
*looking at all the craft supplies I need to pack*
Maybe I should be the neighbor all the parents send their kid(s) to for the inevitable, "you knew about this project for how long?!" Bc ya girl has a ton of random ass craft supplies (but no posters, sorry).
Maybe I should be the neighbor all the parents send their kid(s) to for the inevitable, "you knew about this project for how long?!" Bc ya girl has a ton of random ass craft supplies (but no posters, sorry).
I have been discharged and I'm home. I am feeling SO MUCH better, and is basically back to my baseline (but more tired).
I'm really missing my unlimited supply of warm blankets and not having to cook though 😭😂
I'm definitely gonna ask for a blanket warmer for Christmas
I'm really missing my unlimited supply of warm blankets and not having to cook though 😭😂
I'm definitely gonna ask for a blanket warmer for Christmas
August 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I have been discharged and I'm home. I am feeling SO MUCH better, and is basically back to my baseline (but more tired).
I'm really missing my unlimited supply of warm blankets and not having to cook though 😭😂
I'm definitely gonna ask for a blanket warmer for Christmas
I'm really missing my unlimited supply of warm blankets and not having to cook though 😭😂
I'm definitely gonna ask for a blanket warmer for Christmas
Depending on how much pain I'm in* I will probably be discharged tomorrow
*I am feeling significantly better and the pain is manageable now.
*I am feeling significantly better and the pain is manageable now.
August 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Depending on how much pain I'm in* I will probably be discharged tomorrow
*I am feeling significantly better and the pain is manageable now.
*I am feeling significantly better and the pain is manageable now.
Having a medical crisis, and being in a relationship with your partner for 15+ years, means that you will be texting them your newest high score of mL you just peed. 💀
August 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Having a medical crisis, and being in a relationship with your partner for 15+ years, means that you will be texting them your newest high score of mL you just peed. 💀
Inside of me are two wolves:
One that wants naps and the other wants to color in my coloring book that A brought me.
Nap wolf keeps winning.
One that wants naps and the other wants to color in my coloring book that A brought me.
Nap wolf keeps winning.
August 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Inside of me are two wolves:
One that wants naps and the other wants to color in my coloring book that A brought me.
Nap wolf keeps winning.
One that wants naps and the other wants to color in my coloring book that A brought me.
Nap wolf keeps winning.
Did you know that people die from pancreatitis?
This is Death Dodge #4
This is Death Dodge #4
Hello pancreatitis, my old friend.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
August 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Did you know that people die from pancreatitis?
This is Death Dodge #4
This is Death Dodge #4
Hello pancreatitis, my old friend.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
August 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Hello pancreatitis, my old friend.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
Back at the hospital with what I thought was going to be a boring flare up, but no, it's the whole fucking thing again.
Luckily I have my own room, and thankfully they're giving me morphine for pain management.
What if instead of a Sand Table, I do a Pebble Treasure Hunt Sensory Table for S?
I'm thinking mostly tiny river rocks, some sand, smooth sea glass, sea shells, and other small treasures that S can sift with a colander to find. I already have most of these (I have *so many* shells from my childhood)
I'm thinking mostly tiny river rocks, some sand, smooth sea glass, sea shells, and other small treasures that S can sift with a colander to find. I already have most of these (I have *so many* shells from my childhood)
July 29, 2026 at 3:53 AM
What if instead of a Sand Table, I do a Pebble Treasure Hunt Sensory Table for S?
I'm thinking mostly tiny river rocks, some sand, smooth sea glass, sea shells, and other small treasures that S can sift with a colander to find. I already have most of these (I have *so many* shells from my childhood)
I'm thinking mostly tiny river rocks, some sand, smooth sea glass, sea shells, and other small treasures that S can sift with a colander to find. I already have most of these (I have *so many* shells from my childhood)
When you send an SOS to your spouse to bring you a treat bc your blood sugar dipped below 70. I'm nap trapped by the toddler bc he is still cutting in FOUR molars. 😭
July 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
When you send an SOS to your spouse to bring you a treat bc your blood sugar dipped below 70. I'm nap trapped by the toddler bc he is still cutting in FOUR molars. 😭
"nice and easy" implies that there's also an "evil and easy"
July 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
"nice and easy" implies that there's also an "evil and easy"
Surely getting another pretty notebook will fix my life, right?
July 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Surely getting another pretty notebook will fix my life, right?
Are people muting me in the group chat or is my toddler muting people in the group chat: a crash out memoir. 💀
June 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Are people muting me in the group chat or is my toddler muting people in the group chat: a crash out memoir. 💀
Marriage is really just telling each other, "tomorrow we are going to bed at a reasonable hour," every morning and then never committing to it. 💀
Anyways, goodnight y'all.
Anyways, goodnight y'all.
June 25, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Marriage is really just telling each other, "tomorrow we are going to bed at a reasonable hour," every morning and then never committing to it. 💀
Anyways, goodnight y'all.
Anyways, goodnight y'all.
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Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
April 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
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"why use google?" webpage from 1999
May 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"why use google?" webpage from 1999
Every few months I remember the time about 7 years ago that my cousin (my MOH, mind you) told me that I shouldn't give my brother relationship advice bc I have only been in one real relationship.
I'm sorry that I got lucky and found a really good guy?
I'm sorry that I got lucky and found a really good guy?
May 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Every few months I remember the time about 7 years ago that my cousin (my MOH, mind you) told me that I shouldn't give my brother relationship advice bc I have only been in one real relationship.
I'm sorry that I got lucky and found a really good guy?
I'm sorry that I got lucky and found a really good guy?
It's really rude of bodies to Keep The Score when it comes to trauma.
It's been a whole year since I was hospitalized, and almost died from pancreatitis.
The first week of next month is the year anniversary of Pancreatitis Necrosis and diabetes, and July is the year anniversary of getting sepsis. 🤪
It's been a whole year since I was hospitalized, and almost died from pancreatitis.
The first week of next month is the year anniversary of Pancreatitis Necrosis and diabetes, and July is the year anniversary of getting sepsis. 🤪
May 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It's really rude of bodies to Keep The Score when it comes to trauma.
It's been a whole year since I was hospitalized, and almost died from pancreatitis.
The first week of next month is the year anniversary of Pancreatitis Necrosis and diabetes, and July is the year anniversary of getting sepsis. 🤪
It's been a whole year since I was hospitalized, and almost died from pancreatitis.
The first week of next month is the year anniversary of Pancreatitis Necrosis and diabetes, and July is the year anniversary of getting sepsis. 🤪
Desperately trying to find a show like Say Yes to the Dress, but fancy clothes for [insert fancy event here]. And so far all suggestions I have found lean more towards "what not to wear" and I do *not* need that negative energy in my home. 😩
May 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Desperately trying to find a show like Say Yes to the Dress, but fancy clothes for [insert fancy event here]. And so far all suggestions I have found lean more towards "what not to wear" and I do *not* need that negative energy in my home. 😩
PT literally kicked my ass today.
Live footage of me on my way back to the car:
Live footage of me on my way back to the car:
Pokemon Charizard's Exhausted Reaction
ALT: Pokemon Charizard's Exhausted Reaction
static.klipy.com
May 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
PT literally kicked my ass today.
Live footage of me on my way back to the car:
Live footage of me on my way back to the car:
How am I supposed to have a Phineas and Ferb summer if my body decides to hog the summer and Keep The Score? 😭
May 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
How am I supposed to have a Phineas and Ferb summer if my body decides to hog the summer and Keep The Score? 😭
Did I stay up way too late to work on this? Yes
Will I regret it in the morning? Absolutely.
Also shout out to Marianas Trench's albums Ever After and Astoria for keeping me company.
Will I regret it in the morning? Absolutely.
Also shout out to Marianas Trench's albums Ever After and Astoria for keeping me company.
May 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Did I stay up way too late to work on this? Yes
Will I regret it in the morning? Absolutely.
Also shout out to Marianas Trench's albums Ever After and Astoria for keeping me company.
Will I regret it in the morning? Absolutely.
Also shout out to Marianas Trench's albums Ever After and Astoria for keeping me company.
A while ago someone said that I was attention seeking bc I was asking for good vibes/prayers bc I wasn't feeling well and worried it could result in an UC/ER visit.
It really hurt hearing that, I am an introvert who is chronically ill. The last thing I want is any attention on me.
It really hurt hearing that, I am an introvert who is chronically ill. The last thing I want is any attention on me.
May 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
A while ago someone said that I was attention seeking bc I was asking for good vibes/prayers bc I wasn't feeling well and worried it could result in an UC/ER visit.
It really hurt hearing that, I am an introvert who is chronically ill. The last thing I want is any attention on me.
It really hurt hearing that, I am an introvert who is chronically ill. The last thing I want is any attention on me.
So the hair that I lost over the summer is now about 3" long and in certain lighting it looks like my longer hair is a bunch of cheap extensions 😂
May 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
So the hair that I lost over the summer is now about 3" long and in certain lighting it looks like my longer hair is a bunch of cheap extensions 😂
Pro tip:
Make a discord* with your spouse to keep the bajillion conversations organized.
*We both have ADHD and being able to do this really has made my life at least easier.
Make a discord* with your spouse to keep the bajillion conversations organized.
*We both have ADHD and being able to do this really has made my life at least easier.
April 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Pro tip:
Make a discord* with your spouse to keep the bajillion conversations organized.
*We both have ADHD and being able to do this really has made my life at least easier.
Make a discord* with your spouse to keep the bajillion conversations organized.
*We both have ADHD and being able to do this really has made my life at least easier.