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Zoe, this is today
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erstwhile physicist and ww1 chronicler. pistachio enthusiast.
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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YOU THINK QUNO FUCKING CARES? QUNO FUCKING CARES!
September 18, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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This is just to say

I have solved
the open questions
that were in
your paper

and which
you were probably
saving
for your phd students

Forgive me
they were delicious
so incentive-laden
and followed so readily once your postdoc's drafts mysteriously found their way into my training data
September 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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in earnest though: noise pollution is legitimately a very serious public health issue that does not ever get enough attention despite the extremely well documented direct harm that it causes, let alone how aggressively antisocial this behavior is. no exaggeration, cube all of these cars instantly.
September 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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you're telling me you have to raise your children to love the book that was the most important book in the world in 2006 and I agree, you should read Against the Day with your children
September 6, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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I turned motion smoothing on during the soap opera part to heighten the effect, worked great
September 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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For fellow Virginians: I believe the Library of Virginia has free remote access. You just have to have a Library of Virginia card… which you can sign up for instantly for free with your driver’s license number.
Databases & eBooks
lva-virginia.libguides.com
August 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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I appreciate whatever you can. School doesn’t start on the west coast until after Labor Day so summers are always really difficult for me to get by. I’m pretty much out of options.
August 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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hey Bill,

got your note
about the plums

no worries

I'll hit the store
on the way home
August 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Big Pagliacci Joke doesn’t want me saying these things. they’re loading 40 snipers into a comically small automobile right now
August 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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August 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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the briny deep | patreon.com/lubchansky
August 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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I've published a brief blog explaining how this all works.

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August 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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thank you to Portland’s DIY Bar for letting you use your own design with their string art kits, I’ve never been prouder of anything made by these two clumsy-ass hands
July 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Impossible; if she made a mistake of that colossal magnitude her older self would come back in time in an ultra-tech shuttlecraft and smack some sense into her.
May 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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also I made an alternative opening because my wife kept joking about it
May 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Cancel combustion engine lawn equipment
April 28, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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He is riven
April 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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April 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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fascism is not an intellectual failure which leads to moral errors. it's a moral error which leads to intellectual failures.
March 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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This album is such a banger
March 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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(Repeatedly clicking on Trump with the wrong item selected in your inventory) “I don’t know anything about that.” “Fake news.” “I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.” “It’s crazy what’s happening.”
March 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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March 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM