Verified Tom Carpenter
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Chronicler of the Apocalypse. Wearing flip-flops on the subway is unsanitary.
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Judge Sullivan ordered Todd Blanche to turn over unredacted FBI notes from interviews with a victim who alleged Trump sexually abused her at 13–15. Deadline: Sept. 24 at 11 AM. Blanche could face contempt if he doesn’t comply. Katie Phang reports.
September 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Judge Sullivan ordered Todd Blanche to turn over unredacted FBI notes from interviews with a victim who alleged Trump sexually abused her at 13–15. Deadline: Sept. 24 at 11 AM. Blanche could face contempt if he doesn’t comply. Katie Phang reports.
I hope he dies in prison.
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
September 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I hope he dies in prison.
This is astonishing.
HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"
September 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This is astonishing.
We saw Coyote vs. Acme, today and it’s really, really good. Not just funny, but smart. A rare film with mass appeal that’s actually about something. There are movies I like, and movies that are good. They’re not always the same thing. This was both.
September 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
We saw Coyote vs. Acme, today and it’s really, really good. Not just funny, but smart. A rare film with mass appeal that’s actually about something. There are movies I like, and movies that are good. They’re not always the same thing. This was both.
I haven’t been in middle school for more than a few decades, so I missed the morning announcement that today was “Opposite Day.”
Comer: "Jeffries has declared himself the leader, & he doesn't want anyone having differing opinions. That's what happens when you have socialism & communism ... that's the difference in the Democrats & Republicans. Republicans are open minded, free will ... Democrats want to rule with an iron fist"
September 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I haven’t been in middle school for more than a few decades, so I missed the morning announcement that today was “Opposite Day.”
Her dress matches her lover…er…boss!
September 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Her dress matches her lover…er…boss!
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Err, um,cough,ahem, uh....why hasn't President Rapist sued Ted Lieu?
Well, obviously.......👉👹👈
Well, obviously.......👉👹👈
August 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Err, um,cough,ahem, uh....why hasn't President Rapist sued Ted Lieu?
Well, obviously.......👉👹👈
Well, obviously.......👉👹👈
We’re all mourning the loss of Dolly Parton. But the solution is simple: carry her legacy forward. If we all support literacy programs, arts education, and live our lives as advocates for everyone being their authentic selves, we can ensure that Dolly lives on.
August 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
We’re all mourning the loss of Dolly Parton. But the solution is simple: carry her legacy forward. If we all support literacy programs, arts education, and live our lives as advocates for everyone being their authentic selves, we can ensure that Dolly lives on.
If a Democrat wants my support, they should pledge to televise any trial of elected officials for alleged corruption. Actually…introduce that bill today. Force a vote on it before the midterms. Fire that shit across the bow.
August 25, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If a Democrat wants my support, they should pledge to televise any trial of elected officials for alleged corruption. Actually…introduce that bill today. Force a vote on it before the midterms. Fire that shit across the bow.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re a libertarian.
August 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re a libertarian.
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Concentrated laser beams—including 532nm green wavelengths—can overheat, melt, and permanently disable microscopic pixels and circuitry on digital CMOS or CCD camera sensors.
August 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Concentrated laser beams—including 532nm green wavelengths—can overheat, melt, and permanently disable microscopic pixels and circuitry on digital CMOS or CCD camera sensors.
Your party controls all three branches of government right now. How is this not your fault? And why are you yourself an example of it? How stupid are the people who voted for these con men?
JD Vance: "Politicians who came to Washington with a few thousand dollars in their bank account left after decades of public service with billions in stock portfolios. And what did all of you get?"
August 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Your party controls all three branches of government right now. How is this not your fault? And why are you yourself an example of it? How stupid are the people who voted for these con men?
Imagine having a fetish where you get off on being cussed out by an obese octogenarian who poops his pants on the regular.
August 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Imagine having a fetish where you get off on being cussed out by an obese octogenarian who poops his pants on the regular.
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Reminder...
Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
August 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Reminder...
Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
Just when you thought it couldn't get more creepy and weird and gross, the aide looks like his daughter -- specifically the daughter that he wants to date.
August 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Just when you thought it couldn't get more creepy and weird and gross, the aide looks like his daughter -- specifically the daughter that he wants to date.
More proof that the GOP is the party of child abuse.
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Ohio Supreme Court suspends Judge Jon Ickes, orders him off Sandusky County bench immediately
The court rejected its own board's recommendation of no time off the bench, citing a stepson-detective conflict that forced two convicted defendants through second trials.
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August 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
More proof that the GOP is the party of child abuse.
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The WNBPA has released a statement emphasizing diversity and inclusion, amidst a recent focus on transgender athletes.
August 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The WNBPA has released a statement emphasizing diversity and inclusion, amidst a recent focus on transgender athletes.
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When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍
August 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When in a desert, we celebrate the drop of rain. 👍
They should call it “One Hour.”
August 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
They should call it “One Hour.”
It’s embarrassing that Rand Paul is in the United States Senate. The man puts hair gel on a wig, ffs.
August 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s embarrassing that Rand Paul is in the United States Senate. The man puts hair gel on a wig, ffs.
Is anybody watching Furious on Hulu and finding themselves thinking "release the Epstein files and we could solve this in three seconds flat."
August 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Is anybody watching Furious on Hulu and finding themselves thinking "release the Epstein files and we could solve this in three seconds flat."
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So why isn't Fox news televising interviews of all the happy people who live near data centers so we can hear what a treat it is to live with the constant noise, lights, increased utility costs and non-existent new jobs?
August 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
So why isn't Fox news televising interviews of all the happy people who live near data centers so we can hear what a treat it is to live with the constant noise, lights, increased utility costs and non-existent new jobs?
Can we elect this guy to the United States House of Representatives?
Man finds a young seal tangled in a vegetable sack and frees it before the plastic could turn deadly.
August 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Can we elect this guy to the United States House of Representatives?
Part of me wishes that UEFA started their boycott •after• the deal was done, so that all of those rich people would lose a shit ton of money buying a pig in a poke.
July 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Part of me wishes that UEFA started their boycott •after• the deal was done, so that all of those rich people would lose a shit ton of money buying a pig in a poke.
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At the start of the Civil War, there were 4 million people who were enslaved in the US. Families were separated so some members could be sold to plantations in other parts of the country, including children.
July 31, 2026 at 5:19 PM
At the start of the Civil War, there were 4 million people who were enslaved in the US. Families were separated so some members could be sold to plantations in other parts of the country, including children.