Verified Tom Carpenter
@tomcarpenter.bsky.social
Chronicler of the Apocalypse. Wearing flip-flops on the subway is unsanitary.
How do prisoners in SHU get access to social media?
September 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
How do prisoners in SHU get access to social media?
Natalie doesn’t have much of an attention span, either. Do you think she’s also an adderalladdict?
September 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Natalie doesn’t have much of an attention span, either. Do you think she’s also an adderalladdict?
Where can I invest?
September 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Where can I invest?
Okay. Medicare fraud. Put Rick Scott in prison. Problem solved.
September 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Okay. Medicare fraud. Put Rick Scott in prison. Problem solved.
I’ve heard that he doesn’t know how to read.
September 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I’ve heard that he doesn’t know how to read.
Does this one also rape children? Or is it just the vibe he gives off? I’m just starting to assume that anyone in the Epstein Administration rapes little kids.
September 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Does this one also rape children? Or is it just the vibe he gives off? I’m just starting to assume that anyone in the Epstein Administration rapes little kids.
I hope he dies in prison.
September 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I hope he dies in prison.
I hope he dies in prison.
September 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I hope he dies in prison.
She now carries two laser printers, prescriptions for adderall, viagra, and generic blood thinner, two changes of her one underwear, breath mints, and a box of size XL Depends.
September 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
She now carries two laser printers, prescriptions for adderall, viagra, and generic blood thinner, two changes of her one underwear, breath mints, and a box of size XL Depends.
How do we know this? Has Saudi Arabia stopped killing journalists?
September 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
How do we know this? Has Saudi Arabia stopped killing journalists?
Well, they have been setting the table for what the party stands for today. For forty years. Since Reagan. They made this possible. They don’t get a pass.
September 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Well, they have been setting the table for what the party stands for today. For forty years. Since Reagan. They made this possible. They don’t get a pass.
Lebensraum.
September 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Lebensraum.
She’s lost her sense of smell, apparently.
August 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
She’s lost her sense of smell, apparently.
This is another reason we should all pool our money, buy the Dodgers, and move them back to Brooklyn.
August 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
This is another reason we should all pool our money, buy the Dodgers, and move them back to Brooklyn.
If you think it’s irrational, you haven’t been paying attention.
August 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you think it’s irrational, you haven’t been paying attention.