Tom Tinkerer
@tomtinkerer.bsky.social
I fix broken things.
Sometimes I break fixed things. 🤷♂️
Mostly Harmless
Sometimes I break fixed things. 🤷♂️
Mostly Harmless
The people preaching about the end times being soon still pass the plate around to spiritually pan handle for money...
September 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The people preaching about the end times being soon still pass the plate around to spiritually pan handle for money...
I think I love shark films, and I hope they never, ever, accurately portray sharks.
August 22, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I think I love shark films, and I hope they never, ever, accurately portray sharks.
Idiots giving Bluesky a bad review on the playstore because of "forced age verification."
Give your government a bad review, this is typical nanny state bullshit.
Ppl act like children have a right to be on the net. They don't. Parents, however, have an obligation to supervise their children...
Give your government a bad review, this is typical nanny state bullshit.
Ppl act like children have a right to be on the net. They don't. Parents, however, have an obligation to supervise their children...
August 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Idiots giving Bluesky a bad review on the playstore because of "forced age verification."
Give your government a bad review, this is typical nanny state bullshit.
Ppl act like children have a right to be on the net. They don't. Parents, however, have an obligation to supervise their children...
Give your government a bad review, this is typical nanny state bullshit.
Ppl act like children have a right to be on the net. They don't. Parents, however, have an obligation to supervise their children...
"Ok team, what branding do we want for our new line of kitchen appliances"
*guy in the back of the meeting*
"Howork"
"Brilliant!"
*guy in the back of the meeting*
"Howork"
"Brilliant!"
August 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"Ok team, what branding do we want for our new line of kitchen appliances"
*guy in the back of the meeting*
"Howork"
"Brilliant!"
*guy in the back of the meeting*
"Howork"
"Brilliant!"
I just learned most people have 30 minute appointments with their therapists...
The fuck even is the point? 30 minutes is a rushed lunch break.
No wonder therapists love this CBT printout and blame the patient shit.
The fuck even is the point? 30 minutes is a rushed lunch break.
No wonder therapists love this CBT printout and blame the patient shit.
June 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I just learned most people have 30 minute appointments with their therapists...
The fuck even is the point? 30 minutes is a rushed lunch break.
No wonder therapists love this CBT printout and blame the patient shit.
The fuck even is the point? 30 minutes is a rushed lunch break.
No wonder therapists love this CBT printout and blame the patient shit.
Yachts are cooler if you think of them as space cruisers.
June 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Yachts are cooler if you think of them as space cruisers.
Room is quiet, nothing is going on.....
Me, in a loud Enflish Aristocratic Accent?
"YOUHR SOUHND CAHD WOHRKS P'HERFECTLY"
#Warcraft #over40nerds
Me, in a loud Enflish Aristocratic Accent?
"YOUHR SOUHND CAHD WOHRKS P'HERFECTLY"
#Warcraft #over40nerds
June 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Room is quiet, nothing is going on.....
Me, in a loud Enflish Aristocratic Accent?
"YOUHR SOUHND CAHD WOHRKS P'HERFECTLY"
#Warcraft #over40nerds
Me, in a loud Enflish Aristocratic Accent?
"YOUHR SOUHND CAHD WOHRKS P'HERFECTLY"
#Warcraft #over40nerds
When you live under 20 miles from a reservation during any holiday where fireworks are remotely justified:
*boooooom echos from somewhere skywards in the distance*
Look up from chillin and gaze into space
Return to chillin in the backyard
*remembers there's also a military base nearby*
😬
*boooooom echos from somewhere skywards in the distance*
Look up from chillin and gaze into space
Return to chillin in the backyard
*remembers there's also a military base nearby*
😬
June 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
When you live under 20 miles from a reservation during any holiday where fireworks are remotely justified:
*boooooom echos from somewhere skywards in the distance*
Look up from chillin and gaze into space
Return to chillin in the backyard
*remembers there's also a military base nearby*
😬
*boooooom echos from somewhere skywards in the distance*
Look up from chillin and gaze into space
Return to chillin in the backyard
*remembers there's also a military base nearby*
😬
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANYBODY WORKING MULTIPLE JOBS.
$5.30 an hour.
Dream on slave monger.
Fuckin' upwork has portholes into the post apocalyptic slave society universe.
www.upwork.com/freelance-jo...
$5.30 an hour.
Dream on slave monger.
Fuckin' upwork has portholes into the post apocalyptic slave society universe.
www.upwork.com/freelance-jo...
Virtual Administrator - Guest Communications Team Member
Virtual Administrator - Guest Communications Team Member
Please note this is a year-round position at 40 hours per week. We have zero tolerance for anybody working multiple jobs. We are only interes...
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June 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANYBODY WORKING MULTIPLE JOBS.
$5.30 an hour.
Dream on slave monger.
Fuckin' upwork has portholes into the post apocalyptic slave society universe.
www.upwork.com/freelance-jo...
$5.30 an hour.
Dream on slave monger.
Fuckin' upwork has portholes into the post apocalyptic slave society universe.
www.upwork.com/freelance-jo...
Do you thibk France would send 10,000 uniforms and various muskets and accoutrements again?
Or has that bridge already been burnt?
Or has that bridge already been burnt?
April 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Do you thibk France would send 10,000 uniforms and various muskets and accoutrements again?
Or has that bridge already been burnt?
Or has that bridge already been burnt?
Citizens of Bluesky! I #thrifted these shorts. What the hell does the sizing on this mean? 36/46?
They are not adjustable. I am a 38 - 40 around my macho waist. They are a bit snug, but won't be this summer. I'm dieting... I mean "on an eating program" to "cut" for man-hoochie short summer take 2
They are not adjustable. I am a 38 - 40 around my macho waist. They are a bit snug, but won't be this summer. I'm dieting... I mean "on an eating program" to "cut" for man-hoochie short summer take 2
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Citizens of Bluesky! I #thrifted these shorts. What the hell does the sizing on this mean? 36/46?
They are not adjustable. I am a 38 - 40 around my macho waist. They are a bit snug, but won't be this summer. I'm dieting... I mean "on an eating program" to "cut" for man-hoochie short summer take 2
They are not adjustable. I am a 38 - 40 around my macho waist. They are a bit snug, but won't be this summer. I'm dieting... I mean "on an eating program" to "cut" for man-hoochie short summer take 2
If I make a threat against my neighbor on facebook is it an "across state lines" kinda thing since the post had to travel to California or where ever before they saw it?
No reason. Seripisly. Just an idle adhd curiosity
No reason. Seripisly. Just an idle adhd curiosity
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If I make a threat against my neighbor on facebook is it an "across state lines" kinda thing since the post had to travel to California or where ever before they saw it?
No reason. Seripisly. Just an idle adhd curiosity
No reason. Seripisly. Just an idle adhd curiosity
We know what fonts are in use in the #Epsteinfiles, we know how long the Dump's name is... so we know how long a "black bar" we should be expecting right?
Using context in the documents, wouldn't it be possible to figure out where the fugger's name pops up? Wtf we got all this #ai crap for?
Using context in the documents, wouldn't it be possible to figure out where the fugger's name pops up? Wtf we got all this #ai crap for?
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
We know what fonts are in use in the #Epsteinfiles, we know how long the Dump's name is... so we know how long a "black bar" we should be expecting right?
Using context in the documents, wouldn't it be possible to figure out where the fugger's name pops up? Wtf we got all this #ai crap for?
Using context in the documents, wouldn't it be possible to figure out where the fugger's name pops up? Wtf we got all this #ai crap for?
Bible 2, the graphic novel, thought to have been lost since antiquity, resurfaces in a small town thrift shop!
January 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Bible 2, the graphic novel, thought to have been lost since antiquity, resurfaces in a small town thrift shop!
It's not enough to #impeach #Noem. She, and all those between her & the goons murdering in streets must face justice for the war they've waged against their own countrymen.
These people are a direct threat to the sanctity & validity of our nation and I believe the death penalty must be an option.
These people are a direct threat to the sanctity & validity of our nation and I believe the death penalty must be an option.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Did you know 1975+ Volkswagen Beetles blocks are have a high magnesium content and in a hot enough fire, will burn brighter than sun... well maybe not that bright. I've never seen it myself.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Did you know 1975+ Volkswagen Beetles blocks are have a high magnesium content and in a hot enough fire, will burn brighter than sun... well maybe not that bright. I've never seen it myself.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
It's pure madness that I can get on amazon and just buy a crystal skull and have it delivered in two days.
Pure sci fi. You know how awesome it would to have owned a crystal skull in the 80s/90s? You'd have to figure out who sold them and that would have been a feat in and of itself...
Pure sci fi. You know how awesome it would to have owned a crystal skull in the 80s/90s? You'd have to figure out who sold them and that would have been a feat in and of itself...
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 AM
It's pure madness that I can get on amazon and just buy a crystal skull and have it delivered in two days.
Pure sci fi. You know how awesome it would to have owned a crystal skull in the 80s/90s? You'd have to figure out who sold them and that would have been a feat in and of itself...
Pure sci fi. You know how awesome it would to have owned a crystal skull in the 80s/90s? You'd have to figure out who sold them and that would have been a feat in and of itself...
How's Lancelot figure into this?
not enough people talk about how knights are inherently cucks btw. oh you’re swearing your oath of fealty to the queen forever? you vow to protect her with your life, and give her all you have? that’s great. did you know she’s married and sees you as nothing more than a useful pawn
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
How's Lancelot figure into this?
My wife is showing me the vintage America kid purge night scene in "Take me to St. Louis."
This is pure madness.
I have not had enough beer to process this tonight.
This is pure madness.
I have not had enough beer to process this tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My wife is showing me the vintage America kid purge night scene in "Take me to St. Louis."
This is pure madness.
I have not had enough beer to process this tonight.
This is pure madness.
I have not had enough beer to process this tonight.
Would it be unethical to take advantage of the least ethical government to try to a cat themed $100 bill released? Something of the same style and weird ass occulty symbolism...
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Would it be unethical to take advantage of the least ethical government to try to a cat themed $100 bill released? Something of the same style and weird ass occulty symbolism...
Her whole....*vague wave*...everything triggered the whole uncanny valley survival instinct in me. Am I the only one?
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Her whole....*vague wave*...everything triggered the whole uncanny valley survival instinct in me. Am I the only one?
Reposted by Tom Tinkerer
I can't believe how good some people are at Julian Calendar.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I can't believe how good some people are at Julian Calendar.
I guess I don't know why malls haven't made a comeback.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I guess I don't know why malls haven't made a comeback.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
Someone in my office has banana allergies. We can't have banana containing items. The presence sets them off.
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someone in my office has banana allergies. We can't have banana containing items. The presence sets them off.
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?