Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
Author of the crime thriller series ‘Meroni – The Rome Trilogy’:
To find out more visit www.toniviola.com & https://linktr.ee/toniviola
Andiamo!
To find out more visit www.toniviola.com & https://linktr.ee/toniviola
Andiamo!
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Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
Catch the latest instalment of the The Cause Of All Fear on Substack or listen to the audio version on YouTube ☕🛵🕵️
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The Cause Of All Fear - Chapter 3
Meroni: The Rome Trilogy - Book I
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September 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Catch the latest instalment of the The Cause Of All Fear on Substack or listen to the audio version on YouTube ☕🛵🕵️
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Crossing the line ...
The little devil in the crime scene detail that is simply not British.
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The little devil in the crime scene detail that is simply not British.
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Crossing the line ...
The little devil in the scene detail
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September 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Crossing the line ...
The little devil in the crime scene detail that is simply not British.
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The little devil in the crime scene detail that is simply not British.
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Listen to the latest chapter of Nothing Can Be Loved on YouTube by clicking the link below.
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NOTHING CAN BE LOVED - Chapter 1
YouTube video by Toni Viola - Writer of Crime Thriller Books
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September 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Listen to the latest chapter of Nothing Can Be Loved on YouTube by clicking the link below.
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Nothing Can Be Loved - Chapter 1
Catch up with the latest serialised chapter of Book 2 in Meroni: The Rome Trilogy on Substack.
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Catch up with the latest serialised chapter of Book 2 in Meroni: The Rome Trilogy on Substack.
Subscribe to read a new chapter each week. 🏛️🕵️⚽
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Nothing Can Be Loved - Chapter 1
Meroni: The Rome Trilogy - Book II
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September 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Nothing Can Be Loved - Chapter 1
Catch up with the latest serialised chapter of Book 2 in Meroni: The Rome Trilogy on Substack.
Subscribe to read a new chapter each week. 🏛️🕵️⚽
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Catch up with the latest serialised chapter of Book 2 in Meroni: The Rome Trilogy on Substack.
Subscribe to read a new chapter each week. 🏛️🕵️⚽
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History can teach us something ...
Read about two brilliant books that focus on the Nazi occupation of Rome in WW2, and view trailers of the films that were inspired by the Italian resistance.
Read about two brilliant books that focus on the Nazi occupation of Rome in WW2, and view trailers of the films that were inspired by the Italian resistance.
History can teach us something ...
The Nazi occupation of Rome and the Italian resistance
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August 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
History can teach us something ...
Read about two brilliant books that focus on the Nazi occupation of Rome in WW2, and view trailers of the films that were inspired by the Italian resistance.
Read about two brilliant books that focus on the Nazi occupation of Rome in WW2, and view trailers of the films that were inspired by the Italian resistance.
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We want our members’ books to succeed just as much as they do which is why we love shouting about them on social media!
Got a new book coming out? Submit it via ‘Tell Us About a New Book’ on your Member Dashboard by the 15th of the month before your release date & we’ll share publication day posts.
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August 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
We want our members’ books to succeed just as much as they do which is why we love shouting about them on social media!
Got a new book coming out? Submit it via ‘Tell Us About a New Book’ on your Member Dashboard by the 15th of the month before your release date & we’ll share publication day posts.
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The picture of me and Bertie was taken during our ‘Grand Tour’ of Italy. We stand at the junction of Piazza del Colosseo and Via di San Giovanni in Laterano (Gay Street).
Read more by clicking the link below 🕵️🍕🏛️
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#writinglife #Rome #Italianhistory #ItalyWW2
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The picture of me and Bertie was taken on 12 June 2024 during our ‘Grand Tour’ of Italy. We stand at the junction of Piazza del Colosseo and Via di San Giovanni in Laterano (Gay Street). In the latest...
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August 18, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The picture of me and Bertie was taken during our ‘Grand Tour’ of Italy. We stand at the junction of Piazza del Colosseo and Via di San Giovanni in Laterano (Gay Street).
Read more by clicking the link below 🕵️🍕🏛️
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#writinglife #Rome #Italianhistory #ItalyWW2
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#writinglife #Rome #Italianhistory #ItalyWW2
Is Officer Bassi dealing with a mysterious drug-related death, or is this something more sinister?
Read the Prologue to NOTHING CAN BE LOVED (Meroni: The Rome Trilogy Book II) by clicking the link …
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#thriller #crimefiction #detective #bookseries #Rome
Read the Prologue to NOTHING CAN BE LOVED (Meroni: The Rome Trilogy Book II) by clicking the link …
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#thriller #crimefiction #detective #bookseries #Rome
Nothing Can Be Loved - Prologue
Meroni: The Rome Trilogy - Book II
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August 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Is Officer Bassi dealing with a mysterious drug-related death, or is this something more sinister?
Read the Prologue to NOTHING CAN BE LOVED (Meroni: The Rome Trilogy Book II) by clicking the link …
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#thriller #crimefiction #detective #bookseries #Rome
Read the Prologue to NOTHING CAN BE LOVED (Meroni: The Rome Trilogy Book II) by clicking the link …
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#thriller #crimefiction #detective #bookseries #Rome
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Free on Kindle Unlimited
She married for love.
She fought for freedom.
Now she's the most wanted woman in France.
"I thoroughly recommend this captivating read" 5-Stars
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She married for love.
She fought for freedom.
Now she's the most wanted woman in France.
"I thoroughly recommend this captivating read" 5-Stars
mybook.to/madamefiocca
#thrillers #histfic #Readingcommunity #Booksky
August 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Free on Kindle Unlimited
She married for love.
She fought for freedom.
Now she's the most wanted woman in France.
"I thoroughly recommend this captivating read" 5-Stars
mybook.to/madamefiocca
#thrillers #histfic #Readingcommunity #Booksky
She married for love.
She fought for freedom.
Now she's the most wanted woman in France.
"I thoroughly recommend this captivating read" 5-Stars
mybook.to/madamefiocca
#thrillers #histfic #Readingcommunity #Booksky
Read and listen to the Prologue from THE CAUSE OF ALL FEAR on Substack and YouTube.
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Check out my new post!
You can read the Prologue to THE CAUSE OF ALL FEAR and also listen on YouTube.
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August 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Read and listen to the Prologue from THE CAUSE OF ALL FEAR on Substack and YouTube.
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Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
May 29, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
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In my latest Substack post, I dive into why “almost terrible” is just a milestone on the long-haul writing journey 💩
Because feedback is a gift - right?
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#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
Because feedback is a gift - right?
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#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
July 30, 2026 at 8:42 AM
In my latest Substack post, I dive into why “almost terrible” is just a milestone on the long-haul writing journey 💩
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
In my latest Substack post, I dive into why “almost terrible” is just a milestone on the long-haul writing journey 💩
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
July 30, 2026 at 8:42 AM
In my latest Substack post, I dive into why “almost terrible” is just a milestone on the long-haul writing journey 💩
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
Because feedback is a gift - right?
open.substack.com/pub/toniviol...
#IndieAuthor #WritingLife #AmWriting
#BookReviews #SelfPublishing #ThrillerWriter #CreativeResilience
July 25, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I know some people who are already on the naughty list. They didn’t listen when Santa said: “Give Peace A Chance”. 🗒️🎅🎄
#StreetArt #Trastevere #Rome #Italy #SantaMariaInTrastevere #TravelPhotography #UrbanArt #Peace #StopWar
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#StreetArt #Trastevere #Rome #Italy #SantaMariaInTrastevere #TravelPhotography #UrbanArt #Peace #StopWar
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Street art in Vicolo di S. Maria in Trastevere. I know some people who are already on the naughty list. They didn’t listen when Santa said: “Give Peace A Chance”. 🗒️
There’s a Christmas song that goe...
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July 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I know some people who are already on the naughty list. They didn’t listen when Santa said: “Give Peace A Chance”. 🗒️🎅🎄
#StreetArt #Trastevere #Rome #Italy #SantaMariaInTrastevere #TravelPhotography #UrbanArt #Peace #StopWar
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#StreetArt #Trastevere #Rome #Italy #SantaMariaInTrastevere #TravelPhotography #UrbanArt #Peace #StopWar
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A single photograph can hold an entire story, but what happens when you step inside it? 📸✨
Grab a coffee (or a glass of wine) and come wander through Trastevere with me!👇
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#SubstackWriter #Trastevere #RomeTravel #WritingCommunity #Storytelling #TravelMemories
Grab a coffee (or a glass of wine) and come wander through Trastevere with me!👇
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#SubstackWriter #Trastevere #RomeTravel #WritingCommunity #Storytelling #TravelMemories
July 22, 2026 at 11:15 AM
A single photograph can hold an entire story, but what happens when you step inside it? 📸✨
Grab a coffee (or a glass of wine) and come wander through Trastevere with me!👇
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#SubstackWriter #Trastevere #RomeTravel #WritingCommunity #Storytelling #TravelMemories
Grab a coffee (or a glass of wine) and come wander through Trastevere with me!👇
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#SubstackWriter #Trastevere #RomeTravel #WritingCommunity #Storytelling #TravelMemories
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📚✨ She’s a Scotland Yard WPC who cracks a cipher no one else can.
He’s the MI5 agent who never forgot her.
As the Blitz burns London, they’re thrown together on a case of murder, sabotage and secrets that could cost Britain the war.
mybook.to/TheShadowCode
#histfic #KU #read #womensfiction
He’s the MI5 agent who never forgot her.
As the Blitz burns London, they’re thrown together on a case of murder, sabotage and secrets that could cost Britain the war.
mybook.to/TheShadowCode
#histfic #KU #read #womensfiction
July 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
📚✨ She’s a Scotland Yard WPC who cracks a cipher no one else can.
He’s the MI5 agent who never forgot her.
As the Blitz burns London, they’re thrown together on a case of murder, sabotage and secrets that could cost Britain the war.
mybook.to/TheShadowCode
#histfic #KU #read #womensfiction
He’s the MI5 agent who never forgot her.
As the Blitz burns London, they’re thrown together on a case of murder, sabotage and secrets that could cost Britain the war.
mybook.to/TheShadowCode
#histfic #KU #read #womensfiction
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150 publishers rejected The Serpent’s Bridge & The Serpent Woman on sub with my former agent.
They were supposed to die there.
Instead, they landed in my contracted Serpent Series & hit #1 in Amazon’s Free Store.
Sometimes the story they passed becomes the one that proves them wrong.
#AuthorSky
They were supposed to die there.
Instead, they landed in my contracted Serpent Series & hit #1 in Amazon’s Free Store.
Sometimes the story they passed becomes the one that proves them wrong.
#AuthorSky
July 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
150 publishers rejected The Serpent’s Bridge & The Serpent Woman on sub with my former agent.
They were supposed to die there.
Instead, they landed in my contracted Serpent Series & hit #1 in Amazon’s Free Store.
Sometimes the story they passed becomes the one that proves them wrong.
#AuthorSky
They were supposed to die there.
Instead, they landed in my contracted Serpent Series & hit #1 in Amazon’s Free Store.
Sometimes the story they passed becomes the one that proves them wrong.
#AuthorSky
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📚 HAPPY PUBLICATION DAY to Bruce Rule (@brucerule.bsky.social) with The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - The Debutante Detective!
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#BookLaunch #BookRelease #CrimeReads #BruceRule #TheDebutanteDetective
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July 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
📚 HAPPY PUBLICATION DAY to Bruce Rule (@brucerule.bsky.social) with The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - The Debutante Detective!
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#BookLaunch #BookRelease #CrimeReads #BruceRule #TheDebutanteDetective
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#BookLaunch #BookRelease #CrimeReads #BruceRule #TheDebutanteDetective
"Set against the volatile backdrop of Rome, Make Thick My Blood blends procedural investigation, political intrigue and personal reckoning into a thriller that is as interested in the moral pressures placed on its characters as it is in solving a crime."
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June 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"Set against the volatile backdrop of Rome, Make Thick My Blood blends procedural investigation, political intrigue and personal reckoning into a thriller that is as interested in the moral pressures placed on its characters as it is in solving a crime."
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Real readers love Indie books! Click on link in bio to go to the Alliance of Independent Authors (ALLI) bookstore to discover more great reads 🕵🏽♂️
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June 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Real readers love Indie books! Click on link in bio to go to the Alliance of Independent Authors (ALLI) bookstore to discover more great reads 🕵🏽♂️
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On this day ... The US 88th Blue Devils Division entered Rome (see picture 2). But their job was to support their Allies to close the gap on the retreating German Tenth Army; however, General Mark Clark wanted his troops to be the first to enter Rome (see comments).
#Rome #MonteCassino #Colosseum
#Rome #MonteCassino #Colosseum
June 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
On this day ... The US 88th Blue Devils Division entered Rome (see picture 2). But their job was to support their Allies to close the gap on the retreating German Tenth Army; however, General Mark Clark wanted his troops to be the first to enter Rome (see comments).
#Rome #MonteCassino #Colosseum
#Rome #MonteCassino #Colosseum
Three 4 LESS than a £IVER!
You can pick up The Rome Trilogy for a bargain price during #nationalcrimereadingmonth Offer runs until 30 June. Go on … #PickUpAPageTurner today! @CrimeReaders 🕵🏽♂️🔫📚
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You can pick up The Rome Trilogy for a bargain price during #nationalcrimereadingmonth Offer runs until 30 June. Go on … #PickUpAPageTurner today! @CrimeReaders 🕵🏽♂️🔫📚
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June 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Three 4 LESS than a £IVER!
You can pick up The Rome Trilogy for a bargain price during #nationalcrimereadingmonth Offer runs until 30 June. Go on … #PickUpAPageTurner today! @CrimeReaders 🕵🏽♂️🔫📚
www.toniviola.com
(All book links in bio) @thecwa.bsky.social #ncrm #thecwa #thereadingagency
You can pick up The Rome Trilogy for a bargain price during #nationalcrimereadingmonth Offer runs until 30 June. Go on … #PickUpAPageTurner today! @CrimeReaders 🕵🏽♂️🔫📚
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📚 HAPPY PUBLICATION DAY to Toni Viola with ‘Make Thick My Blood’! 🩸
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May 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
📚 HAPPY PUBLICATION DAY to Toni Viola with ‘Make Thick My Blood’! 🩸
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#BookLaunch #BookRelease #CrimeReads #ToniViola #MakeThickMyBlood
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Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
May 29, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Toni Viola - Crime Thriller Writer
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕
@toniviola.bsky.social
OUT NOW! The final part of The Rome Trilogy is available to download from today.
One click link: books2read.com/u/4j0g8v
Amazon: amzn.eu/d/0gEq42q5 (Paperback version too!)
'There is no hiding from the enemy within ...' 🕵️🔫☕