TorqueSmackey
@torquesmackey.bsky.social
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If I were Michael Tracey I would simply spend less time logging into alts to chase down randos online and more time killing myself!
September 30, 2026 at 11:17 AM
If I were Michael Tracey I would simply spend less time logging into alts to chase down randos online and more time killing myself!
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smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
September 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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September 29, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
September 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
there are not 100 good shows
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
there are not 100 good shows
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when my friend tells me they’re getting really into SALEM and Snow Strippers
September 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
when my friend tells me they’re getting really into SALEM and Snow Strippers
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Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
September 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
the democratic party should be burned to the ground. trans rights.
Holy shit.
Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined.
"I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports."
This is getting out of control.
Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined.
"I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports."
This is getting out of control.
September 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the democratic party should be burned to the ground. trans rights.
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i have been waiting for this moment
September 12, 2024 at 9:43 PM
i have been waiting for this moment
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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sourdough starter is a type of guy
September 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
sourdough starter is a type of guy
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oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo
this lady dumb as hell
But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.
September 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
this lady dumb as hell
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"wow the people who make this app are really stupid" yeah man the people who make every app are really stupid
September 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"wow the people who make this app are really stupid" yeah man the people who make every app are really stupid
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Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit)
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
September 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit)
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
- A Different Man, 2024
GUY WITH NATURAL SEINFELD LOOK: Hey, man. Loved meeting you. And, by the way, nice face.
GUY WHO PAID FOR SEINFELD SURGERY: what's the deal with that/. JErry.
GUY WHO PAID FOR SEINFELD SURGERY: what's the deal with that/. JErry.
September 3, 2026 at 12:38 AM
- A Different Man, 2024
every new detail i learn about this movie seems designed to drive me, specifically, insane
The film, which stars Johnny Depp, will try to find the "gray area" in A Christmas Carol. www.avclub.com/scrooge-gray...
Ti West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actually
Ti West's Ebenezer will ponder whether Scrooge had a point, actually
www.avclub.com
August 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
every new detail i learn about this movie seems designed to drive me, specifically, insane
this is what I'll be doing as well
August 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
this is what I'll be doing as well
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