turtlebearman
@turtlebearman.bsky.social
I like turtles. I like bears. I am a man.
This website kinda sucks too.
September 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This website kinda sucks too.
Yes, I like Sonic, but no, I swear, I’m completely normal. Where are you going?
August 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Yes, I like Sonic, but no, I swear, I’m completely normal. Where are you going?
Mastered the set for Super Mario Bros over on retroachievements. Not a game I’d ever think I’d do that with, but that set of cheevos really made it a lot more interesting to play. Super fun with a good mix of difficulties.
August 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Mastered the set for Super Mario Bros over on retroachievements. Not a game I’d ever think I’d do that with, but that set of cheevos really made it a lot more interesting to play. Super fun with a good mix of difficulties.
Why are there a ton of Zachs but no Nichs?
August 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Why are there a ton of Zachs but no Nichs?
None pizza left shark
August 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
None pizza left shark
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This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing
March 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing
I’ve only been doing it for 4 months, but damn I love being a dad.
June 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I’ve only been doing it for 4 months, but damn I love being a dad.
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The three genders (nonbuynary)
May 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The three genders (nonbuynary)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
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After watching the Dragon Quest 40th Anniversary update from the team video, I just can’t stop thinking about those games. Really looking forward to XII, and really like that they switched directions. What they showed looked fantastic.
May 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
After watching the Dragon Quest 40th Anniversary update from the team video, I just can’t stop thinking about those games. Really looking forward to XII, and really like that they switched directions. What they showed looked fantastic.
The NHL Playoffs are leading up to a nightmare scenario right now.
May 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The NHL Playoffs are leading up to a nightmare scenario right now.
Jump King has the be the most hilarious game I’ve played in a while.
May 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Jump King has the be the most hilarious game I’ve played in a while.
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New Video 📺!
The Steam Controller showed up at my doorstep two days ago! Let's do an unboxing and form some initial impressions to see if it truly is a "game changer".
youtu.be/jaYh16Q1X4c
The Steam Controller showed up at my doorstep two days ago! Let's do an unboxing and form some initial impressions to see if it truly is a "game changer".
youtu.be/jaYh16Q1X4c
May 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
New Video 📺!
The Steam Controller showed up at my doorstep two days ago! Let's do an unboxing and form some initial impressions to see if it truly is a "game changer".
youtu.be/jaYh16Q1X4c
The Steam Controller showed up at my doorstep two days ago! Let's do an unboxing and form some initial impressions to see if it truly is a "game changer".
youtu.be/jaYh16Q1X4c
I’m Kumail Nanjiani
May 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I’m Kumail Nanjiani
Willy Wonka and the Cheesecake Factory
April 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Willy Wonka and the Cheesecake Factory
I hate that they’re really trying to make podcasts a visual medium. Like wasn’t the whole point that it was audio? You can’t just listen to a lot of podcasts these days with all the visual references. It’s a bummers that’s my boomer take of the day.
April 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I hate that they’re really trying to make podcasts a visual medium. Like wasn’t the whole point that it was audio? You can’t just listen to a lot of podcasts these days with all the visual references. It’s a bummers that’s my boomer take of the day.
The introduction of Hitmontop and Tyrogue made Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan less cool by association with those lame jerks.
April 24, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The introduction of Hitmontop and Tyrogue made Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan less cool by association with those lame jerks.
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I'll be on the @retrohandhelds podcast tonight at 9PM EST (6PM PST) discussing the RG Rotate and some other handheld news. Also. It's my birthday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXN...
April 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I'll be on the @retrohandhelds podcast tonight at 9PM EST (6PM PST) discussing the RG Rotate and some other handheld news. Also. It's my birthday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXN...
I still believe the best home console controller for fighting games was the six button Sega Genesis controller.
April 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I still believe the best home console controller for fighting games was the six button Sega Genesis controller.
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I forgot Corey Perry still played hockey, and now I want nothing but the downfall of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
April 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I forgot Corey Perry still played hockey, and now I want nothing but the downfall of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
I miss back when fast food restaurants had grilled chicken sandwiches.
April 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I miss back when fast food restaurants had grilled chicken sandwiches.
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Hemingway etc etc saddest four words etc etc
March 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Hemingway etc etc saddest four words etc etc
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You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever.
Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs
Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs
March 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever.
Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs
Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs