turtlebearman
@turtlebearman.bsky.social
I like turtles. I like bears. I am a man.
Sounds like a good day to spend at a coffee shop with your laptop working on a screenplay.
August 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Sounds like a good day to spend at a coffee shop with your laptop working on a screenplay.
“Novel gustatory experiences” sounds like it should be about tornado simulators.
May 24, 2026 at 5:01 AM
“Novel gustatory experiences” sounds like it should be about tornado simulators.
Live in Tennessee for a decade and a half and you’ll start to miss the hell out of Kentucky.
May 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Live in Tennessee for a decade and a half and you’ll start to miss the hell out of Kentucky.
You flood my basement.
April 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You flood my basement.