Twocci
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· Nov 11
I guess if I’m going to have a mission statement around here -
If you feel attractive, you’re attractive. If you feel hot, you’re hot. If you feel sexy, you’re sexy. Everything else is just noise.
If you feel attractive, you’re attractive. If you feel hot, you’re hot. If you feel sexy, you’re sexy. Everything else is just noise.
The fact of the matter is that when Shania says “Let’s go, girls,” I’m grabbing my jacket and keys.
March 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The fact of the matter is that when Shania says “Let’s go, girls,” I’m grabbing my jacket and keys.
Jack White is probably my all time favorite musician.
I am BEGGING the whites* not to make the halftime show he just did a racist dogwhistle against Bad Bunny.
*am white, I know how we get
I am BEGGING the whites* not to make the halftime show he just did a racist dogwhistle against Bad Bunny.
*am white, I know how we get
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jack White is probably my all time favorite musician.
I am BEGGING the whites* not to make the halftime show he just did a racist dogwhistle against Bad Bunny.
*am white, I know how we get
I am BEGGING the whites* not to make the halftime show he just did a racist dogwhistle against Bad Bunny.
*am white, I know how we get
Baseball might be the sport where the fuckups are the most entertaining. What comes close? Blown coverage where the receiver is the only dude on the television?
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Baseball might be the sport where the fuckups are the most entertaining. What comes close? Blown coverage where the receiver is the only dude on the television?
I will give grace on account that October 1st is a Wednesday but your Halloween decorations must be up by 10:00 am on Saturday
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September 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I will give grace on account that October 1st is a Wednesday but your Halloween decorations must be up by 10:00 am on Saturday
Fitting that the last new thing I watched before canceling Disney+ was Andor, a show explicitly about how if you bend the knee for fascism, you will eventually be destroyed.
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fitting that the last new thing I watched before canceling Disney+ was Andor, a show explicitly about how if you bend the knee for fascism, you will eventually be destroyed.
Oh hey when the police beat the shit out of or kill some people and not others in similar circumstances it’s political violence.
September 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh hey when the police beat the shit out of or kill some people and not others in similar circumstances it’s political violence.
"It's pretty risky to take public opinion into account when you're deciding cases," Barrett said.
Also these assholes: “You don’t have a right if it’s not rooted in tradition.”
That’s the same fucking thing
Also these assholes: “You don’t have a right if it’s not rooted in tradition.”
That’s the same fucking thing
Supreme Court's Barrett says US not in constitutional crisis reut.rs/460u5qg
Supreme Court's Barrett says US not in constitutional crisis
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett rejected on Thursday the notion of a U.S. constitutional crisis as President Donald Trump's far-reaching executive actions test legal boundaries and spark tension with the judiciary.
reut.rs
September 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"It's pretty risky to take public opinion into account when you're deciding cases," Barrett said.
Also these assholes: “You don’t have a right if it’s not rooted in tradition.”
That’s the same fucking thing
Also these assholes: “You don’t have a right if it’s not rooted in tradition.”
That’s the same fucking thing
I fucking forgot about this again.
Anyways it’s September but we have to pace ourselves, loves. I’m a basic bitch like the rest of us, but we gotta do pumpkin AND apple cider AND maple AND caramel.
Maple>pumpkin anyway, and I say this as someone who nearly weeps when consuming pumpkin pie.
Anyways it’s September but we have to pace ourselves, loves. I’m a basic bitch like the rest of us, but we gotta do pumpkin AND apple cider AND maple AND caramel.
Maple>pumpkin anyway, and I say this as someone who nearly weeps when consuming pumpkin pie.
September 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I fucking forgot about this again.
Anyways it’s September but we have to pace ourselves, loves. I’m a basic bitch like the rest of us, but we gotta do pumpkin AND apple cider AND maple AND caramel.
Maple>pumpkin anyway, and I say this as someone who nearly weeps when consuming pumpkin pie.
Anyways it’s September but we have to pace ourselves, loves. I’m a basic bitch like the rest of us, but we gotta do pumpkin AND apple cider AND maple AND caramel.
Maple>pumpkin anyway, and I say this as someone who nearly weeps when consuming pumpkin pie.
“We’re better than this.”
No, we’re not. We have the ability to be but we blow it. That’s the tragedy of America - what we squander.
The government tells the men and women willing to die for this flag that it’s for a greater purpose, and then doesn’t deliver what they died for.
No, we’re not. We have the ability to be but we blow it. That’s the tragedy of America - what we squander.
The government tells the men and women willing to die for this flag that it’s for a greater purpose, and then doesn’t deliver what they died for.
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“We’re better than this.”
No, we’re not. We have the ability to be but we blow it. That’s the tragedy of America - what we squander.
The government tells the men and women willing to die for this flag that it’s for a greater purpose, and then doesn’t deliver what they died for.
No, we’re not. We have the ability to be but we blow it. That’s the tragedy of America - what we squander.
The government tells the men and women willing to die for this flag that it’s for a greater purpose, and then doesn’t deliver what they died for.
My favorite line in every argument for not taxing the rich because they worked hard is “…a small loan from his parents of $2 million.”
March 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My favorite line in every argument for not taxing the rich because they worked hard is “…a small loan from his parents of $2 million.”
Don’t get the point of AI when we already had men around to be confidently incorrect.
March 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Don’t get the point of AI when we already had men around to be confidently incorrect.
*No One Mourns the Wicked choir tunes up*
WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUCKED
WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUCKED
March 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*No One Mourns the Wicked choir tunes up*
WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUCKED
WE’RE FUUUUUUUUUCKED
Mount Rushmore II of Tkachuks
February 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Mount Rushmore II of Tkachuks
Just peaked in the grocery store and eggs ain’t cheaper yet. Failure.
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just peaked in the grocery store and eggs ain’t cheaper yet. Failure.
Breaking: Democrats, who are fools, got played like fools
January 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Breaking: Democrats, who are fools, got played like fools
The right, good, and true Super Bowl is Lions-Bills but nooooo, like our politics everything is fucked.
January 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The right, good, and true Super Bowl is Lions-Bills but nooooo, like our politics everything is fucked.
The biggest fraud of politicians always talking about America overcoming adversity is that every time America fucks up, lots of people didn’t overcome anything because in these fuckups (slavery, genocide, gun and domestic violence, you name it) they fucking died.
January 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The biggest fraud of politicians always talking about America overcoming adversity is that every time America fucks up, lots of people didn’t overcome anything because in these fuckups (slavery, genocide, gun and domestic violence, you name it) they fucking died.
Since the 2016 primaries, this was what this has always been about. The worst kid you went to school with no longer getting punished.
“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”
Business in the age of Trump. Sounds liberating.
www.ft.com/content/cf87...
Business in the age of Trump. Sounds liberating.
www.ft.com/content/cf87...
Is corporate America going Maga?
Donald Trump’s election has accelerated a cultural shift in the nation’s boardrooms
www.ft.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Since the 2016 primaries, this was what this has always been about. The worst kid you went to school with no longer getting punished.
Star Wars barkeep Ladd McConkey
January 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Star Wars barkeep Ladd McConkey
Her talent is boundless. Check this out.
BINGO CUSTARD
The first ever Clitty Teller Adventure is now Live on #Kindle
Go check it out
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The first ever Clitty Teller Adventure is now Live on #Kindle
Go check it out
mybook.to/Hzo2j
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Her talent is boundless. Check this out.
Sometimes you see something so cruel that you need to go on record against it. It’s sometime. This is torture and barbarism.
A federal court has ruled that Florida can detransition inmates.
Some trans inmates are having estrogen pulled, hair shorn, and put through state-run conversion therapy.
This is the cruelty of abandoning incarcerated trans people.
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Some trans inmates are having estrogen pulled, hair shorn, and put through state-run conversion therapy.
This is the cruelty of abandoning incarcerated trans people.
The latest from Mira Lazine.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Federal Court Rules In Favor of Forcibly Detransitioning Transgender Inmates In Florida
Incarcerated transgender people were a major topic of debate in the 2024 elections. Now, a judge ruling on a Florida policy shows how cruel abandoning trans people in prison can be.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes you see something so cruel that you need to go on record against it. It’s sometime. This is torture and barbarism.
Thundersnow, so STL weather is right on its bullshit.
January 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thundersnow, so STL weather is right on its bullshit.
I don’t know. It’s tough to think anything other than we’re entering America’s biggest Fuck Around and Find Out in a few weeks.
January 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I don’t know. It’s tough to think anything other than we’re entering America’s biggest Fuck Around and Find Out in a few weeks.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?