t*rner
@txrnerfofurner.bsky.social
recovering extremely online individual. cat parent. lifelong fantasy enjoyer.
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bravely going to watch a movie tonight that friends told us they walked out of last weekend (because it was bad). watch this space!!
September 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
bravely going to watch a movie tonight that friends told us they walked out of last weekend (because it was bad). watch this space!!
finished the first season of slow horses and i said “i hope they do another season” and 👖 had the absolute delight of getting to tell me there are SIX seasons (and another on the way)
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
finished the first season of slow horses and i said “i hope they do another season” and 👖 had the absolute delight of getting to tell me there are SIX seasons (and another on the way)
i’m out here but all she wants is my boyfriend, who is In There.
September 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i’m out here but all she wants is my boyfriend, who is In There.
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The lesson of There Will Be Blood is that men are too emotional to be oil barons
September 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The lesson of There Will Be Blood is that men are too emotional to be oil barons
accidentally spent over $250 on a single ceramic mug from a seller i’ve been trying to buy from for two years running, bought it in a mad dash to get a product before they sold out
September 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
accidentally spent over $250 on a single ceramic mug from a seller i’ve been trying to buy from for two years running, bought it in a mad dash to get a product before they sold out
eating berries and cream and reading my little book club book about the jonestown massacre. as one does!
September 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
eating berries and cream and reading my little book club book about the jonestown massacre. as one does!
had a friend tell me that he thinks you can’t be promiscuous and in communion with the Lord… well i know several sluts who are mutuals with God so idk what to tell you!!
September 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
had a friend tell me that he thinks you can’t be promiscuous and in communion with the Lord… well i know several sluts who are mutuals with God so idk what to tell you!!
partner has health insurance for the first time in 10yrs (been mostly a contractor) and we celebrated by getting our seasonal vaccines together 🙏🏼
September 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
partner has health insurance for the first time in 10yrs (been mostly a contractor) and we celebrated by getting our seasonal vaccines together 🙏🏼
local 3rd wave coffee shop had their pumpkin spice latte out … white girl season is here
September 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
local 3rd wave coffee shop had their pumpkin spice latte out … white girl season is here
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my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
September 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
no men are allowed to explain things to me except MY man — and any other man in my life that i like.
that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3
that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3
September 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
no men are allowed to explain things to me except MY man — and any other man in my life that i like.
that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3
that’s right fellas. i enjoy listening to you talk about stuff you love. because we’re friends and have a good relationship <3
found out that my old high school debate coach still talks about me and my brother and said some nice things about my podium presence. cute!
September 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
found out that my old high school debate coach still talks about me and my brother and said some nice things about my podium presence. cute!
my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
September 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
my cat telling me he hasn’t eaten for weeks even though i personally fed him 30 minutes ago
no furries at my ren faire please. i prefer only large chested women in gravity-defying corsetry
September 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
no furries at my ren faire please. i prefer only large chested women in gravity-defying corsetry
hot rain continues in LA and everyone continues to freak out
September 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
hot rain continues in LA and everyone continues to freak out
finished widows bay while it poured in LA and it was the perfect vibe and completely coincidental
September 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
finished widows bay while it poured in LA and it was the perfect vibe and completely coincidental
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Happy Labor Day :/
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track.
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September 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Happy Labor Day :/
the reaction to the 38 posters thing is very funny and evocative of the time when i tried matchmaking my online friends (back in the Twitter days) and told them to submit their crushes…. but it broke containment and i ended up getting accused of sex trafficking lmfaoooo
September 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
the reaction to the 38 posters thing is very funny and evocative of the time when i tried matchmaking my online friends (back in the Twitter days) and told them to submit their crushes…. but it broke containment and i ended up getting accused of sex trafficking lmfaoooo
whoever said there’s no such thing as being overdressed has never been to long beach
September 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
whoever said there’s no such thing as being overdressed has never been to long beach
been watching widows bay and i don’t do good with creepy stuff but i must be doing great because my nightmare last night was about being trapped financially by an avatar of every man who’s ever wronged me. my nightmares remain strictly *logistical*
September 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
been watching widows bay and i don’t do good with creepy stuff but i must be doing great because my nightmare last night was about being trapped financially by an avatar of every man who’s ever wronged me. my nightmares remain strictly *logistical*
my pronouns are she/they’re taking the hobbits to isengard
September 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
my pronouns are she/they’re taking the hobbits to isengard
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bday breakfast in bed hell yeah
September 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
bday breakfast in bed hell yeah
upstairs neighbor is a musician (which is cute) and plays strictly soothing music, (which is a relief) but his party trick when hosting is to play the piano (which is fine) except when it’s 1am (and the piano is located directly above our bedroom)
September 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
upstairs neighbor is a musician (which is cute) and plays strictly soothing music, (which is a relief) but his party trick when hosting is to play the piano (which is fine) except when it’s 1am (and the piano is located directly above our bedroom)