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Baphomet
@ughwhatever.bsky.social
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Just a guy
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fuwolfman.bsky.social
No gods but a shit ton of demons.
August 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
All Day I Dream About Spontaneously Combusting
May 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Silly FDA, flavored vapes are for kids
May 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
bram stoker’s lasagna
May 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
If I could go anywhere in the world, it would be downstairs to my kitchen for a snack.
May 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
let me teabag you with some knowledge
April 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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kelseypaintz.bsky.social
Because doing 20-minute paintings of muppets is saving my soul right now. Here's Animal!
April 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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nappydolemite.bsky.social
My male stripper name is Chester Drawers
April 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
ughwhatever.bsky.social
Stubbed my toe and now I must take revenge on an inanimate object.
February 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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jakevig.bsky.social
"Grok: The Cybertruck of AI"
February 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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sundaedivine.lol
Thank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but I’d like to cancel my subscription.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
If someone gives me shit I just tell them I have old man strength and I fight dirty
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?

Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
ughwhatever.bsky.social
Zoinks
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
ughwhatever.bsky.social
This meeting could have been a mumbled obscenity
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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jakevig.bsky.social
I guess Mike Johnson missed law school the day they taught all of the laws.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
ughwhatever.bsky.social
Snausages
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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leggypain.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ughwhatever.bsky.social
My tramp stamp says, “Bless this Mess.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Hello Sharks, today I’m asking for a dating app that sets you up with singles actively in therapy
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Why the fuck am I in target right now?
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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georgialux.bsky.social
redeeming my Marlboro Miles to get raptured
September 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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theonion.com
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
theonion.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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beckybunzy.bsky.social
White men make up 30% of the US population but account for over 50% of mass shootings.

How about we take away the guns from White men before taking away guns from the trans community.
September 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM