Ukridge
ukridge.bsky.social
Ukridge
@ukridge.bsky.social
If you're in line to see Digger STAY IN LINE
October 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
they replyin
September 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
That's why I only use I Can't Believe It's Not Crack Spread.
September 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
It's fens' time to shine
September 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
$25 costs $61 now

Inflation is out of control
September 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You can't trust a man what's made of gas
August 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Christmas Card From A Honker In Minneapolis
August 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Pythagoras was right
August 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The Big Bapper
August 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Could we somehow combine that with my idea for a movie that's only pizza delivery scenes?
August 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Tonight, on a very special episode of Home Improvement, Tim goes the extra mile when Randy is diagnosed with the King's Evil
July 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I can't believe it's already 2009
July 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
One Will Stancil always tells the truth, the other always lies
July 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Explain how
July 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Don't Do What Donny Don't Does
June 30, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Don’t give him the high hat
June 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Ok there are exceptions :(
June 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The great thing about pretending to be a good person even though you’re terrible is that you end up being a good person anyway.
June 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
*coda to “L’ayla” by Figrin D‘an and the Modal Nodes intensifies*
May 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Oh so IHOP hates waffles?
April 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
5D chess, but only when it comes to ballroom
April 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The Remembering Team Handball Guys Fellowship
April 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM