Ukridge
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I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
September 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
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I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be wiped out by quicksand, as one by one everyone enters the quicksand to pull out the last person who got stuck in the quicksand
September 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be wiped out by quicksand, as one by one everyone enters the quicksand to pull out the last person who got stuck in the quicksand
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i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
August 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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The Meanies have successfully captured the leader of Pepperland. Bonkers have successfully made several kinetic strikes with giant apples and the three-headed dog followed by the sentient piano has suppressed the local musicians who fought back
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The Meanies have successfully captured the leader of Pepperland. Bonkers have successfully made several kinetic strikes with giant apples and the three-headed dog followed by the sentient piano has suppressed the local musicians who fought back
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
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before and after hegseth's directive
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
before and after hegseth's directive
What if Seinfeld still today
September 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What if Seinfeld still today
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
welcome to the bathroom
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Kool Aid Man used to say “Oh Yeah!” Now they burst through the wall saying “They/Them!”
May 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Kool Aid Man used to say “Oh Yeah!” Now they burst through the wall saying “They/Them!”
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If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
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![gale na @poisonjr
john's solo work: my mind is soft and gay i flee and fly away
george's solo work: won't you look her in your eye, i see me see you see my cry
ringo's solo work: sexy lady mimi made her a martini
paul's solo work: [beautiful baroque intro] a lorry backed over me foot (me foot)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreic2bbxctjbfiglovopdsdt7eesqqimorqcra52ikbkbfn6rc2d5ja)
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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