Highway Rob
@undulynoted.bsky.social
Husband, dad, dog owner, lawyer, Longhorn, hoopy frood.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not necessarily in that order.
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Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
www.espn.com
October 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
"You know, a lot of people call it ChatGPT. I don't, I call it ChatDJT, because if not for me, they'd never have gotten these SI products off the ground."
(...the sound of a herd of lawyers rushing to file d/b/a forms in all 50 states...)
(...the sound of a herd of lawyers rushing to file d/b/a forms in all 50 states...)
What I *really* want an interviewer to do with these desperate sweaty CEOs is say, "Now that Trump has said he wants you to call it 'Trump Intelligence' instead of 'Super Intelligence', are you planning to update your marketing?" and then don't reveal that you made it up until after they say yes.
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"You know, a lot of people call it ChatGPT. I don't, I call it ChatDJT, because if not for me, they'd never have gotten these SI products off the ground."
(...the sound of a herd of lawyers rushing to file d/b/a forms in all 50 states...)
(...the sound of a herd of lawyers rushing to file d/b/a forms in all 50 states...)
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If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀
#AggieFactThursday
#AggieFactThursday
October 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀
#AggieFactThursday
#AggieFactThursday
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Eating something so good you get aroused >>>
September 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Eating something so good you get aroused >>>
Love his one but you had Gumbo Nix sitting right there
Gumbo Blaine Gabbert
Arch Manning ain’t nobody but Joey Harrington with a New Orleans accent
September 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Love his one but you had Gumbo Nix sitting right there
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The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
September 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
Get him off my screen
September 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Get him off my screen
Respect.
But hookem.
But hookem.
September 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Respect.
But hookem.
But hookem.
The Thin Pretty Woman
10 Pretty Woman Lane
Pretty Woman With A Vengeance
September 25, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The Thin Pretty Woman
Pay your bill, arborists gotta eat too y'know.
Frantically Googling “What to do when someone with a chainsaw is chasing you?”
September 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Pay your bill, arborists gotta eat too y'know.
How would you describe your social media reach?
Mine:
Mine:
September 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
How would you describe your social media reach?
Mine:
Mine:
Problematic sage gap. We don't have enough wise old dudes to guide us.
Problematic mage gap. The party only does melee.
Problematic cage gap. The tiger has gotten out. Yes YES. The tiger is free.
September 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Problematic sage gap. We don't have enough wise old dudes to guide us.
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Dear Arch,
What the hell?
Like seriously.
What the hell?
I said some dumb shit when I was 21, but I also didn’t have media training and a publicist.
What the hell?
Like seriously.
What the hell?
I said some dumb shit when I was 21, but I also didn’t have media training and a publicist.
September 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Dear Arch,
What the hell?
Like seriously.
What the hell?
I said some dumb shit when I was 21, but I also didn’t have media training and a publicist.
What the hell?
Like seriously.
What the hell?
I said some dumb shit when I was 21, but I also didn’t have media training and a publicist.
When my kids hit the age I am now, Halley's Comey will have come and gone (again).
When my kids hit the age I am now, I'll be full retirement age and it'll be 2057, a year that feels like it shouldn't exist as a real year.
September 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
When my kids hit the age I am now, Halley's Comey will have come and gone (again).
Aw, damn, is it a day ending in Y again?
September 14, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Aw, damn, is it a day ending in Y again?
(I refuse to see if anyone beat me to this.)
September 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
(I refuse to see if anyone beat me to this.)
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Thanks to the "What You're Missing" series on Channel 6, I was able to anticipate the three-blown-coverages camera angle on the first SMU touchdown. Worth the small investment for those three installments alone.
September 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Thanks to the "What You're Missing" series on Channel 6, I was able to anticipate the three-blown-coverages camera angle on the first SMU touchdown. Worth the small investment for those three installments alone.
Hamilton fan, favorite song "Helpless"?
Not sure about the meaning of these defensive signals at UTSA’s opener, but it’s probably nothing.
September 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hamilton fan, favorite song "Helpless"?
No no no, if you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
September 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
No no no, if you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
He's totally quacked up.
He’s completely BONKERS!!
Also calling them Donald Ducks. Nutbag!
Also calling them Donald Ducks. Nutbag!
August 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He's totally quacked up.
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Okay, this one got me good.
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
August 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Okay, this one got me good.
Make A Band Bigger:
{Quick but fierce internet search}
Pearl of Lao Tzu Jam
{Quick but fierce internet search}
Pearl of Lao Tzu Jam
Make a band bigger:
August 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Make A Band Bigger:
{Quick but fierce internet search}
Pearl of Lao Tzu Jam
{Quick but fierce internet search}
Pearl of Lao Tzu Jam
If you see this, post a blonde
August 24, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If you see this, post a blonde
@angryblacklady.blacksky.app I can't fully express my thanks for bringing this to my timeline. But I'm struggling w/ who's supposed to be high as hell: Me the viewer, or Senior Citizen Indy Jones there?
(Cookie Monster is clearly baked every waking hour, he doesn't count.)
(Cookie Monster is clearly baked every waking hour, he doesn't count.)
August 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
@angryblacklady.blacksky.app I can't fully express my thanks for bringing this to my timeline. But I'm struggling w/ who's supposed to be high as hell: Me the viewer, or Senior Citizen Indy Jones there?
(Cookie Monster is clearly baked every waking hour, he doesn't count.)
(Cookie Monster is clearly baked every waking hour, he doesn't count.)