Uomo Tigre
@uomotigre.bsky.social
Solving thought experiments with the power of blockchain intelligence
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if you're in the middle of surviving a disaster at sea, you gotta at minimum loosely game out a few faked death concepts. maybe an idea really snaps into place. it just works... it's so simple, so clean. the only part that's very hard to engineer is happening right now. at least workshop some names
September 13, 2026 at 11:12 AM
if you're in the middle of surviving a disaster at sea, you gotta at minimum loosely game out a few faked death concepts. maybe an idea really snaps into place. it just works... it's so simple, so clean. the only part that's very hard to engineer is happening right now. at least workshop some names
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need $500 quick... orthodontic chiropractor says if i don't get corrective kicks in the mouth ASAP my teeth are.. i dunno, fucked i guess. wasn't fully paying attention but she demonstrated on a dummy and her kicks look like, REALLY good. for tooth alignment or whatever she said. like insanely good
September 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
need $500 quick... orthodontic chiropractor says if i don't get corrective kicks in the mouth ASAP my teeth are.. i dunno, fucked i guess. wasn't fully paying attention but she demonstrated on a dummy and her kicks look like, REALLY good. for tooth alignment or whatever she said. like insanely good
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some of you are rly still out here watching lord of the rings....
September 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
some of you are rly still out here watching lord of the rings....
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i am fucking losin it
September 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i am fucking losin it
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my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,
September 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
my buddy who lived in italy as a kid mentioned what the ninja turtles are called in italian and i asked how they made it work with the song and,
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from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
September 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
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i'd agree to face a chimp in combat, so long as i'm allowed to choose what kind. i am demolishing a chimp in an aerial dogfight. probably gotta be like WWII era planes though, i don't see either of us getting a whole lot done in fighter jets... though you could maybe talk me into saber vs mig-15
September 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
i'd agree to face a chimp in combat, so long as i'm allowed to choose what kind. i am demolishing a chimp in an aerial dogfight. probably gotta be like WWII era planes though, i don't see either of us getting a whole lot done in fighter jets... though you could maybe talk me into saber vs mig-15
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japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
japanese cinema has taught me so much about the selfless heroism of violent gambling addicts
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well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
August 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
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You got 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚!
Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚.
Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩).
Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨.
𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!
Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚.
Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩).
Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨.
𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!
April 19, 2026 at 9:57 AM
You got 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚!
Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚.
Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩).
Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨.
𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!
Press [𝙀] to ᴄᴏɴꜱᴜᴍᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚.
Hold [𝙁] to ꜰɪʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛꜱ with 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 (Req. 2× 𝙀𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩).
Tap [𝘾] fast to ᴡɪᴘᴇ 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 on back of 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨.
𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙖𝙪𝙘𝙚 used ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴛɪᴄ ꜱʟᴏᴘ! 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 are ᴜɴᴡᴇᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ!
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mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman
May 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman
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kinda interesting to learn that in the pokemon world there's almost zero disagreement about which ones are or are not ok to eat, even though it's 100% legal to eat any of them. hitmonlee, for example, is a staple of backyard BBQs. but nobody is ever gonna admit they ate a hitmonchan. mr mime, surpri
March 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
kinda interesting to learn that in the pokemon world there's almost zero disagreement about which ones are or are not ok to eat, even though it's 100% legal to eat any of them. hitmonlee, for example, is a staple of backyard BBQs. but nobody is ever gonna admit they ate a hitmonchan. mr mime, surpri
Engineered a vape that's tough enough to survive the canadian winter.
March 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Engineered a vape that's tough enough to survive the canadian winter.
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🎶 we supply
we supply
we supply
propane
we supply
we supply
propane
March 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
🎶 we supply
we supply
we supply
propane
we supply
we supply
propane
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until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out
March 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out
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i hate how famous the sandwich my grampa did a big cum on is getting lately
March 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i hate how famous the sandwich my grampa did a big cum on is getting lately
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siege of leningrad style map but showing the açaí berries' two decade long encirclement of st louis
March 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
siege of leningrad style map but showing the açaí berries' two decade long encirclement of st louis
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(on the phone) we have milk. i got milk yesterday. i know how much you like it. NO. i'm not having this argument. remember the eggs? what'd we say after that? right. ok then. see you soon. no you do NOT love me. BYE (to cashier) hey sorry bout that. everything's an emergency with these smart fridges
February 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
(on the phone) we have milk. i got milk yesterday. i know how much you like it. NO. i'm not having this argument. remember the eggs? what'd we say after that? right. ok then. see you soon. no you do NOT love me. BYE (to cashier) hey sorry bout that. everything's an emergency with these smart fridges
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a woman is crumpled on the floor crying in the middle of a destroyed room. shattered vases, smoke coming out of the tv, nothing is spared. children cower in the corner. atop the ruins of an armchair sits marmaduke. the caption reads: "He's studying interior design!" but it isn't clear who's speaking
September 26, 2024 at 12:00 PM
a woman is crumpled on the floor crying in the middle of a destroyed room. shattered vases, smoke coming out of the tv, nothing is spared. children cower in the corner. atop the ruins of an armchair sits marmaduke. the caption reads: "He's studying interior design!" but it isn't clear who's speaking
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the enormous living machines from outer space who i work with all hanging out in the biggest designated smoking area ever conceived by man
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
the enormous living machines from outer space who i work with all hanging out in the biggest designated smoking area ever conceived by man
Winnie the Pooh had been diagnosed with FASD
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Winnie the Pooh had been diagnosed with FASD
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trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall
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gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!
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i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
i really hope maduro escapes just cause i wanna watch kash patel have to handle that. imagine the energy at those pressers. he's lookin like a bird that got inside through the chimney, pure terror, but he's going "and to mr maduro, if you're watching: hasta la fuego." eyes darting around for an exit