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Older than the Civil Rights Act, never Trump since the first time he was in the Times
In Target's defense, they're selling that costume at half-price because it's not representative of the FBI's current image
August 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
In Target's defense, they're selling that costume at half-price because it's not representative of the FBI's current image
Here's a "drug boat" we didn't blow up. Is that because the cocaine went into Don Jr.'s stash?
Coast Guard stops suspected drug boat carrying $54.5 million in cocaine off Puerto Rico > United States Coast Guard News > Press Releases share.google/FZDE85SyQecE...
Coast Guard stops suspected drug boat carrying $54.5 million in cocaine off Puerto Rico > United States Coast Guard News > Press Releases share.google/FZDE85SyQecE...
share.google
August 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Here's a "drug boat" we didn't blow up. Is that because the cocaine went into Don Jr.'s stash?
Coast Guard stops suspected drug boat carrying $54.5 million in cocaine off Puerto Rico > United States Coast Guard News > Press Releases share.google/FZDE85SyQecE...
Coast Guard stops suspected drug boat carrying $54.5 million in cocaine off Puerto Rico > United States Coast Guard News > Press Releases share.google/FZDE85SyQecE...
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This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
August 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
Did you get a new Hairpiece?
August 25, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Did you get a new Hairpiece?
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remember when there was that train accident in east palestine ohio and the right wing talked endlessly about how biden & co didn't care about the middle of the country? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/21/u...
Desperation Mounts as Thousands in Indiana Endure 10 Days Without Power
Floods from powerful thunderstorms devastated Gary, where a third of residents live below the poverty line and full restoration isn’t expected until next week.
www.nytimes.com
August 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
remember when there was that train accident in east palestine ohio and the right wing talked endlessly about how biden & co didn't care about the middle of the country? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/21/u...
The way I remember it, there was a surprise attack to start the war, so the lying came after
"There's something uniquely despicable about lying a nation into war."
Sen. Jon Ossoff
Sen. Jon Ossoff
August 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The way I remember it, there was a surprise attack to start the war, so the lying came after
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Commies
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August 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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8°°
August 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
8°°
When this handbasket reaches hell, how will we even know?
Ecstatic Late-Stage Capitalism
the ketchup slices have hit socials with a vengeance www.instagram.com/reel/DW8biBS...
August 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
When this handbasket reaches hell, how will we even know?
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“When corruption is the very foundation of a regime, those who battle it are extremists.”
- Navalny
- Navalny
August 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
“When corruption is the very foundation of a regime, those who battle it are extremists.”
- Navalny
- Navalny
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When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth.
Feel free to share.
Feel free to share.
July 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth.
Feel free to share.
Feel free to share.
Hey, Fox Business, I'm a Pennsylvania Democrat, show me somebody who makes Fetterman look like a fucking genius
TUBERVILLE: Fauci killed 9 million people
FOX BUSINESS: Yeah. We can't prove that, right?
TUBERVILLE: We can
FOX BUSINESS: Yeah. We can't prove that, right?
TUBERVILLE: We can
July 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Hey, Fox Business, I'm a Pennsylvania Democrat, show me somebody who makes Fetterman look like a fucking genius
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There are two people among the most responsible for this abject violation of the First Amendment --
And the Republican-led Senate is contemplating confirming them for Attorney General of the United States and Director of National Intelligence.
And the Republican-led Senate is contemplating confirming them for Attorney General of the United States and Director of National Intelligence.
4/ In NYT case:
"'Subpoenas are the last step, not the first step, but the last step,' the judge said, citing rules set to protect against violations of the First Amendment. He said the government’s actions had turned the law and the regulations 'on its head.'
apnews.com/article/usme...
"'Subpoenas are the last step, not the first step, but the last step,' the judge said, citing rules set to protect against violations of the First Amendment. He said the government’s actions had turned the law and the regulations 'on its head.'
apnews.com/article/usme...
Government withdraws subpoenas of 3 reporters for The New York Times after admitting legal errors
The government has withdrawn subpoenas that would have compelled three New York Times reporters to testify about their sources for articles about President Donald Trump’s Qatari-gifted Air Force One j...
apnews.com
July 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
There are two people among the most responsible for this abject violation of the First Amendment --
And the Republican-led Senate is contemplating confirming them for Attorney General of the United States and Director of National Intelligence.
And the Republican-led Senate is contemplating confirming them for Attorney General of the United States and Director of National Intelligence.
$100 and a bag of chips
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
Homan on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
July 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM
$100 and a bag of chips
The good news is, the book was the Bible and the sports bet includes March Madness and Super Bowl pools at work
Last year only 16% of US adults read a book. 57% placed a sports bet.
You have no f***ing excuse for not getting rich in America over the next ten years. These people literally cannot think straight. You should be running circles around them.
You have no f***ing excuse for not getting rich in America over the next ten years. These people literally cannot think straight. You should be running circles around them.
July 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The good news is, the book was the Bible and the sports bet includes March Madness and Super Bowl pools at work
Congratulations to Usha Vance on her new baby
July 20, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Congratulations to Usha Vance on her new baby
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A perfect summary of how US allies have reacted to Trump's pleas for help in the Iran War.
July 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
A perfect summary of how US allies have reacted to Trump's pleas for help in the Iran War.
These clowns that say, "I've answered that question before...", someone please ask them,
"What was your answer at that time?"
"What was your answer at that time?"
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election?
CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you
O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election?
C: I'm not gonna get into that with you
O: You're not being honest or forthright
C: ...
July 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
These clowns that say, "I've answered that question before...", someone please ask them,
"What was your answer at that time?"
"What was your answer at that time?"
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If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful
Businessman who sold land for Kushner resort in Albania suspected of faking the deeds www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Businessman who sold land for Kushner resort in Albania suspected of faking the deeds
Residents of the village of Zvernec near the project have been contesting Artur Shehu's claim on the land in court cases that date back more than a decade.
www.reuters.com
July 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful
Two-thirds of SCOTUS are un-American
!["attacks on socialists [are] Islamophobia, [since] Americans' natural impulse [is] to protect minority identities..."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ixpyzqhpcmvzftvecqpm6yb4/bafkreihoerc5qm73l7lzvxfzpmg7cihf67z2mzvxuq3noeg75omfyafafy)
June 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Two-thirds of SCOTUS are un-American
Love you, Chris, but algae in the reflecting pool and Fetterman voting with Republicans are both less surprising
That Trump is willing to let people stay homeless in order to get his election rigging bill passed is the least surprising thing that's happened in Washington this month.
June 25, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Love you, Chris, but algae in the reflecting pool and Fetterman voting with Republicans are both less surprising
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We have the stock market figures everyday. Maybe also we could have figures on the number of homeless people too.
And the media can report daily on those homeless figures.
And the media can report daily on those homeless figures.
June 24, 2026 at 2:12 PM
We have the stock market figures everyday. Maybe also we could have figures on the number of homeless people too.
And the media can report daily on those homeless figures.
And the media can report daily on those homeless figures.
This is so bad, Uday and Qusay are gonna change their name back to Drumpf
This is a total disaster!
Holy shit this is bad.
Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days, after that it’s up to Iran and Oman
Nothing on missiles.
All Iranian sanctions removed.
$300 billion to Iran on top of releasing all frozen funds.
We didn’t win a single point. Holy shit.
Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days, after that it’s up to Iran and Oman
Nothing on missiles.
All Iranian sanctions removed.
$300 billion to Iran on top of releasing all frozen funds.
We didn’t win a single point. Holy shit.
June 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is so bad, Uday and Qusay are gonna change their name back to Drumpf
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