Hongry Hank (goth era 🦇 🖤)
@velvet-rabbit.bsky.social
Born in the 1900’s, minors DNI 🔞
AuDHD, transmasc, gay, tired.
Back on my bullshit.
AuDHD, transmasc, gay, tired.
Back on my bullshit.
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You can call me Hank
He/him 🏳️⚧️
Minors DNI
I like painting, nerdy shit, chilling with my cats and smoking 🍃 in pretty places.
This is a vent account.
He/him 🏳️⚧️
Minors DNI
I like painting, nerdy shit, chilling with my cats and smoking 🍃 in pretty places.
This is a vent account.
Good morning to everyone except whoever put my favorite ribbon fry snack truck approximately 300 ft from my house for the summer when I’ve been successfully locking in
July 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Good morning to everyone except whoever put my favorite ribbon fry snack truck approximately 300 ft from my house for the summer when I’ve been successfully locking in
Do you ever meet a stranger who just immediately puts you into fight or flight mode? Just got hit on at work and it was so fucking creepy. He finished the conversation with “drive home safely” in a way that made me shiver and wonder if he already knew I was off in 5 minutes.
July 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Do you ever meet a stranger who just immediately puts you into fight or flight mode? Just got hit on at work and it was so fucking creepy. He finished the conversation with “drive home safely” in a way that made me shiver and wonder if he already knew I was off in 5 minutes.
Damn shit is wild lately. Recently got offered assistant manager position at a fast food place a pal of mine is working for when they opened their new location. Then today got told that promotion that had been on my horizon is going to be hastily put through because we’re getting a new dm.
July 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Damn shit is wild lately. Recently got offered assistant manager position at a fast food place a pal of mine is working for when they opened their new location. Then today got told that promotion that had been on my horizon is going to be hastily put through because we’re getting a new dm.
Breakfast of champions
July 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Breakfast of champions
Good evening to everyone but especially to anyone who misses my good morning posts. Love y’all. T has been groovy so far aside from muscle pain and constant furious hunger. Still vibing on my current plan except for almost passing out at work today. Can’t wait for the siccc metabolism boost.
July 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Good evening to everyone but especially to anyone who misses my good morning posts. Love y’all. T has been groovy so far aside from muscle pain and constant furious hunger. Still vibing on my current plan except for almost passing out at work today. Can’t wait for the siccc metabolism boost.
Man juice acquired. Took it two hours ago, maybe it’s psychosomatic but I already feel so much better. Really stoked for what’s to come.
July 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Man juice acquired. Took it two hours ago, maybe it’s psychosomatic but I already feel so much better. Really stoked for what’s to come.
You guys don’t even fkn understand.
These were my abs at my cw but like 2 years on T. I’m about to be unfairly hot again.
These were my abs at my cw but like 2 years on T. I’m about to be unfairly hot again.
July 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
You guys don’t even fkn understand.
These were my abs at my cw but like 2 years on T. I’m about to be unfairly hot again.
These were my abs at my cw but like 2 years on T. I’m about to be unfairly hot again.
GETTING T TOMORROW.
SCREANIBG CRYING THROEING UP FKJGGH GJJJFFJJ AAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREANIBG CRYING THROEING UP FKJGGH GJJJFFJJ AAAAAAAAAAAA
July 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
GETTING T TOMORROW.
SCREANIBG CRYING THROEING UP FKJGGH GJJJFFJJ AAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREANIBG CRYING THROEING UP FKJGGH GJJJFFJJ AAAAAAAAAAAA
Good morning to everyone but especially to Aqua ViTea for making a kombucha that actually tastes good and not like garbage juice.
July 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to everyone but especially to Aqua ViTea for making a kombucha that actually tastes good and not like garbage juice.
Good morning to everyone except a particular 6 members of the Supreme Court.
June 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except a particular 6 members of the Supreme Court.
Good morning to everyone but especially to the chipmunk that ran across my foot while I’m out here on the deck smoking and scared the shit out of both of us.
June 29, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Good morning to everyone but especially to the chipmunk that ran across my foot while I’m out here on the deck smoking and scared the shit out of both of us.
Good morning to everyone except the guy that tried to plant a 💣 along the parade route at my local pride fest yesterday. Fuck em tho, we still partied.
June 28, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Good morning to everyone except the guy that tried to plant a 💣 along the parade route at my local pride fest yesterday. Fuck em tho, we still partied.
Anyone else gotten addicted to scanning literally everything they eat that isn’t a whole food ingredient through Yuka to determine whether it’s safe?
June 26, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Anyone else gotten addicted to scanning literally everything they eat that isn’t a whole food ingredient through Yuka to determine whether it’s safe?
Oh also big news! I’m going back on T within the next week, just did the blood test on Tuesday so provided I don’t have something much bigger to worry about I’ll be getting out of estrogen jail hella soon.
a little boy is looking through a fence with the words let me out below him .
ALT: a little boy is looking through a fence with the words let me out below him .
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June 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Oh also big news! I’m going back on T within the next week, just did the blood test on Tuesday so provided I don’t have something much bigger to worry about I’ll be getting out of estrogen jail hella soon.
Hi I’m alive. Unfortunately this relapse is bad enough that I’ve come back to a place I know isn’t good for me. Self harm, yadda yadda. Anyone even remember me? 🤣
June 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Hi I’m alive. Unfortunately this relapse is bad enough that I’ve come back to a place I know isn’t good for me. Self harm, yadda yadda. Anyone even remember me? 🤣
I think I’m done here. This place doesn’t make me feel good. The real ones have got my number, the rest of y’all don’t need it.
an elderly woman in a red jacket is covering her mouth with her hand and the words peace out homies are written above her
ALT: an elderly woman in a red jacket is covering her mouth with her hand and the words peace out homies are written above her
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think I’m done here. This place doesn’t make me feel good. The real ones have got my number, the rest of y’all don’t need it.
Ugh I should have gotten a juul pod before I left work
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ugh I should have gotten a juul pod before I left work
I’ll never forget how all the waiters at my old job used to call ranch “fat girl ketchup” and low key make fun of people who got extra.
September 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ll never forget how all the waiters at my old job used to call ranch “fat girl ketchup” and low key make fun of people who got extra.
Tamales at work went over really well. I love getting to show Mainers what Mexican food is supposed to taste like.
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tamales at work went over really well. I love getting to show Mainers what Mexican food is supposed to taste like.
I really don’t fucking want to make tamales rn ugh
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I really don’t fucking want to make tamales rn ugh
Insane how my old skinni weight is my new ate shit and hopped on the scale for self harm weight. I can never see it because on the daily I wear sweat pants under my jeans and 2-5 shirts. Nobody around me knows either lmao people keep talking like I’m still overweight and I go along with it.
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Insane how my old skinni weight is my new ate shit and hopped on the scale for self harm weight. I can never see it because on the daily I wear sweat pants under my jeans and 2-5 shirts. Nobody around me knows either lmao people keep talking like I’m still overweight and I go along with it.
If any of my moots ever want to just randomly DM to shoot the shit, please consider this an open invitation. I love this silly lil community and am fully down to chat with any of y’all that I follow back.
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If any of my moots ever want to just randomly DM to shoot the shit, please consider this an open invitation. I love this silly lil community and am fully down to chat with any of y’all that I follow back.
Neck tension is finally releasing and it just keeps cracking. About to start assembling tamales. I feel bad for not following up with that thread but holy fuck I am perpetually exhausted lately. Absolutely rude how barely eating has consequences.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Neck tension is finally releasing and it just keeps cracking. About to start assembling tamales. I feel bad for not following up with that thread but holy fuck I am perpetually exhausted lately. Absolutely rude how barely eating has consequences.