Hongry Hank (goth era 🦇 🖤)
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Hongry Hank (goth era 🦇 🖤)
@velvet-rabbit.bsky.social
Born in the 1900’s, minors DNI 🔞
AuDHD, transmasc, gay, tired.
Back on my bullshit.
Like I truly don’t get it. I look like an exhausted wrinkly teenage boy.
July 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Breakfast of champions
July 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
You guys don’t even fkn understand.
These were my abs at my cw but like 2 years on T. I’m about to be unfairly hot again.
July 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Good morning to everyone but especially to Aqua ViTea for making a kombucha that actually tastes good and not like garbage juice.
July 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
September 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Parker is absolutely guaranteed wrong. There’s no way that little thing is even 100g.
September 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My chipotle beef recipe, I am sure I’ve posted it before but it came out bomb as hell
September 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
9/22

Starting off the holiday with the e spliff and a light hot cocoa with espresso and brown butter cookie cold foam. Somehow 75 calories.
September 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
While simmering, start really seasoning. I don’t do “chili powder” which will contain Chiles along with the other spices we’ve been adding. You can totally do that if you want to. But I’m using a ground New Mexico chile. This is because I’m not back home where I can get dried Anaheim chiles.
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Now we add these along with 1 can of light red kidney beans, 1 can of great northern beans, and 1 can of black beans. You can switch up beans if you want, I use these because most of my friends are autistic (along with myself) and the feedback I’ve gotten is that these beans seem to be less
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Step 7: when it’s mostly deglazed go ahead and add in your sautéed aromatics. Keep working at the caked on flour while this boils. It all will become an absolutely perfect chili.
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Step 6: brown your beef in stages, about a handful at a time.
Once you’re done you’re prolly gonna think ol’ Hank done gone an fucked up your pan. Au contraire, mon friere. That shit is pure flavor baybeee.

Next step is to pour a good glug of beer into the pan to deglaze.
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
While those are sautéing season your protein. 2-3 tbsp of flour, salt n pepper (I also use 1/2 tsp of msg), paprika and a good shake of cumin. We’ll add more spices later but it’s smart to get at least some of the cumin and other spices toasted.

You can also add a little shake of ground cloves.
September 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Step 4: sauté the bell pepper, celery, and when they seem mostly cooked toward the end add the garlic. This could easily be thrown in when the onions are mostly caramelized instead of separate but I went out to smoke and the onions were done so I didn’t want to overcook them.
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Step 3: set aside your onions. They should look something like this. If you don’t want to dirty up too many bowls, use the bowl you’re gonna use later for chili.
September 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For the beef I got stew beef because it’s mostly pre cut and was on sale for a good price. You can use any beef. If you’ve got chuck steaks at a good price that’s another option. You can also use gardein beefless chunks, they’re PERFECT in this recipe and I’ve impressed omnivores with it.
September 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Step 1:
Chop 1 onion.
Start off with around 2-3 tbsp of olive oil in your favorite stock pot. Throw it on low-ish (3 on my stove) and bring the oil up to temp.
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
September 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Lame it’s the raver bus
September 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Think I’m going to take more time to choose my next tattoo and do it with my partner for our anniversary since he really wants one too. Definitely getting these creepers for my bday. Completely unpractical for the Maine winter but hey I’ve already got boots.
September 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Jane Lane.
Probably one of my favorite fictional characters of all time. She doesn’t get the love she deserves. Casually cool, brilliant artist, the quiet glue that holds her entire social circle together while remaining detached for the sake of her sanity. People sleep on Daria and they shouldn’t.
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Found a pod with a lil something, enough to get by until my man comes home with more for me. Found my ID. Ordered a new wallet so I don’t lose that shit again. Being a true autist I just reordered the same wallet I lost before I moved because I had it for years and really liked it.
September 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frantically hitting the e spliff in an attempt to feel literally anything
September 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sunglasses I ordered ages ago finally came. Can’t decide if they suit me.
September 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wish I had gotten a better pic but I got a kickass shirt the other day.
September 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM