Seeing that it’s common for high school students to get wasted with their teachers in the UK and Europe, I have a nasty feeling that a lot of this is underreported.

My calculus teacher had this great attachment for her TI-83 that was for an overhead.

“I sat next to a pleasant chap on the StarSpeeder 3000. Who would guess that he was actually a rebel spy?”

Mine has “addresses specific functional needs as they arise” and “concentrated electronics project purchasing” because I mostly use my account for DIY electronics parts I can’t find elsewhere.

Yeah, Liberty Mutual always seems to be the default YouTube ad if I watch in an incognito tab.

Grandma was LOCKED IN

Honorable mention to the LA Aqueduct Cascades. It’s along the 5 on the way to Six Flags Magic Mountain, so you were required to joke that it was the scary new water slide at Hurricane Harbor.

Whoops, we trained our LLM on rejected Tomorrow Belongs To Me lyrics.

I remember Bernie putting out a statement the next day saying it was the Dems failing the white working class.

Fines for pristine truck beds

I hope she invokes every amendment including Prohibition.

Horatio Greenough (of buff George Washington fame) sculpted his beloved greyhound Arno, and I had to get a pic of it last weekend.

I think his soup of a brain realized that “NYC should suffer a terrorist attack” probably wasn’t the way to go, so he named LA and the first city he could think of that was near LA. I’m sure Chicago feels left out of the usual right wing paranoia.

Some of the device props in the latest Star Trek shows have an iPod Nano 7th gen inside them to act as a readout screen