AKUTŌ.
@wehwehbullymeanie.bsky.social
Stop me if you've heard this one before. Bad guy crashes party, kidnaps princess, makes dramatic exit — plucky, cute hero gives chase. Epic quest ensues! But, funny story...
IC: its me bitch
IC: its me bitch
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(like "stop talking about states") stop talking about boobs
September 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
(like "stop talking about states") stop talking about boobs
Reposted by AKUTŌ.
yeah obviously you have to flash mew mew 😏
September 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
yeah obviously you have to flash mew mew 😏
nightmare mew mew?
September 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
nightmare mew mew?
// the video btw. felt important to share
September 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
// the video btw. felt important to share
Not!!! How it works!!!
* and you said things first. sooo.
You literally did the face first!!!
September 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Not!!! How it works!!!
You literally did the face first!!!
* hey, you started it.
September 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
You literally did the face first!!!
There's clearly something going on in there 'cause you're looking at me like,
( Doing the face? )
( Doing the face? )
* nope. i basically promised. so it's not in there.
Not true?
September 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
There's clearly something going on in there 'cause you're looking at me like,
( Doing the face? )
( Doing the face? )
Not true?
* ...
* nothin'. nothin' in my brain. 'cuz it's gone.
* nothin'. nothin' in my brain. 'cuz it's gone.
...
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
September 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Not true?
...
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
[ Maybe.. maybe not..
. . .
Either way, she's just kind of. Staring. Now. With big dumb eyes. And a big dumb smile. Wagging audibly. ]
. . .
Either way, she's just kind of. Staring. Now. With big dumb eyes. And a big dumb smile. Wagging audibly. ]
Thanks.
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
September 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
...
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
( Blink blink. )
What is it. Why're you looking at me like that.
Thanks.
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
[ ...
..thwackthwackthw ]
* ..okay. sure. yeah.
* i can toss that out of my brain.
..thwackthwackthw ]
* ..okay. sure. yeah.
* i can toss that out of my brain.
I mean you were the first person I didn't feel like physically harming I feel like you can take some of the credit and I don't know why I'm telling you this so forget it okay?
September 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Thanks.
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
( A statement of genuine appreciation without coercion? Are we sure this is really Akutō... )
I have a meter it's called the ████ you I hate you meter
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I have a meter it's called the ████ you I hate you meter
(only hearing "sand") quicksand. i knew i've been missing something out of all the traps i've set around this place
September 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
(only hearing "sand") quicksand. i knew i've been missing something out of all the traps i've set around this place
I mean you were the first person I didn't feel like physically harming I feel like you can take some of the credit and I don't know why I'm telling you this so forget it okay?
* ..oh. ohhh, yeah, she has that effect on people. i take no more credit anymore.
...I meant You And Pink but good for you.
September 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I mean you were the first person I didn't feel like physically harming I feel like you can take some of the credit and I don't know why I'm telling you this so forget it okay?
...I meant You And Pink but good for you.
* i'm pretty sure i'm a she actua
*
* hm.
*
* hm.
They are killing my tough girl personality
September 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
...I meant You And Pink but good for you.
They are killing my tough girl personality
September 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
They are killing my tough girl personality
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{{ theres 2 options for replies like that i take. the first option was "immediately raising arm and charging incinerator" but i decided the other
September 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
{{ theres 2 options for replies like that i take. the first option was "immediately raising arm and charging incinerator" but i decided the other
// ok i figured it out. threat-wise akutō's barely like a villain of the week, but behind her are a group of actually dangerous villains working in the shadows. they use akutō as a distraction for the kissy cuties while they secretly plan and prepare to destroy the world.
September 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
// ok i figured it out. threat-wise akutō's barely like a villain of the week, but behind her are a group of actually dangerous villains working in the shadows. they use akutō as a distraction for the kissy cuties while they secretly plan and prepare to destroy the world.
// she's like a cockroach. Thats what shes got going for her
// kinda making her too much of a failgirl she's not good at inventing or fighting or making friends yes girl go give us nothing
September 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
// she's like a cockroach. Thats what shes got going for her
// kinda making her too much of a failgirl she's not good at inventing or fighting or making friends yes girl go give us nothing
September 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
// kinda making her too much of a failgirl she's not good at inventing or fighting or making friends yes girl go give us nothing
Guys relax I'll handle it.
( Not a mechanic. Not an engineer. Not a robotics expert. )
( Not a mechanic. Not an engineer. Not a robotics expert. )
September 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Guys relax I'll handle it.
( Not a mechanic. Not an engineer. Not a robotics expert. )
( Not a mechanic. Not an engineer. Not a robotics expert. )
THAT'S BULLSHIT I DON'T HAVE LOVE IN MY HEART BUT I HAVE MAGIC I CAN JUST BARELY DO SHIT WITH IT
September 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
THAT'S BULLSHIT I DON'T HAVE LOVE IN MY HEART BUT I HAVE MAGIC I CAN JUST BARELY DO SHIT WITH IT
Is that why I could never beat the Kissy Cuties.
September 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Is that why I could never beat the Kissy Cuties.