AKUTŌ.
@wehwehbullymeanie.bsky.social
Stop me if you've heard this one before. Bad guy crashes party, kidnaps princess, makes dramatic exit — plucky, cute hero gives chase. Epic quest ensues! But, funny story...
IC: its me bitch
IC: its me bitch
(getting really nervous) Um
September 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
(getting really nervous) Um
.........
( Turning her head so they're mouth-to-mouthpiece. )
( Turning her head so they're mouth-to-mouthpiece. )
September 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
.........
( Turning her head so they're mouth-to-mouthpiece. )
( Turning her head so they're mouth-to-mouthpiece. )
( Lifting their hands over her head, spinning, and putting her free hand on Pink's waist. )
My resolve is not so easily broken.
My resolve is not so easily broken.
September 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
( Lifting their hands over her head, spinning, and putting her free hand on Pink's waist. )
My resolve is not so easily broken.
My resolve is not so easily broken.
.........I got better.
( Tail swishing? )
( Tail swishing? )
September 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
.........I got better.
( Tail swishing? )
( Tail swishing? )
...
( Taking a peek. This isn't any different from just looking normally on account of the one eye, but. )
What are you doing.
( Taking a peek. This isn't any different from just looking normally on account of the one eye, but. )
What are you doing.
September 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
...
( Taking a peek. This isn't any different from just looking normally on account of the one eye, but. )
What are you doing.
( Taking a peek. This isn't any different from just looking normally on account of the one eye, but. )
What are you doing.
...
( Taking her hand. Smug as hell grin. )
You would risk dancing with evil incarnate?
( Taking her hand. Smug as hell grin. )
You would risk dancing with evil incarnate?
September 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
...
( Taking her hand. Smug as hell grin. )
You would risk dancing with evil incarnate?
( Taking her hand. Smug as hell grin. )
You would risk dancing with evil incarnate?
( Playing Dead. )
September 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
( Playing Dead. )
Hey. Hey. Stop that. I'm a serious villain. I don't do gay little dances.
September 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hey. Hey. Stop that. I'm a serious villain. I don't do gay little dances.
i didn't know she could do that. that's awesome
September 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i didn't know she could do that. that's awesome
// happened again with this
September 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
// happened again with this
( SCREAMING LOUD AS FUCK )
September 10, 2026 at 9:14 AM
( SCREAMING LOUD AS FUCK )
.
( Letting out a huff. )
Now? Really??? You JUST woke up???
( ...Not trying to get up though. )
( Letting out a huff. )
Now? Really??? You JUST woke up???
( ...Not trying to get up though. )
September 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
.
( Letting out a huff. )
Now? Really??? You JUST woke up???
( ...Not trying to get up though. )
( Letting out a huff. )
Now? Really??? You JUST woke up???
( ...Not trying to get up though. )
( Thinking about it for a bit too long.
...Nah, that'd hurt. )
I wanted to prove my skill, and I have. You're completely at my mercy.
...Nah, that'd hurt. )
I wanted to prove my skill, and I have. You're completely at my mercy.
September 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
( Thinking about it for a bit too long.
...Nah, that'd hurt. )
I wanted to prove my skill, and I have. You're completely at my mercy.
...Nah, that'd hurt. )
I wanted to prove my skill, and I have. You're completely at my mercy.
( Still staring like she does? )
Well, then you're more than welcome to try. But you will fail.
Well, then you're more than welcome to try. But you will fail.
September 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
( Still staring like she does? )
Well, then you're more than welcome to try. But you will fail.
Well, then you're more than welcome to try. But you will fail.
( Partially considering sticking her hand in her mouth just to see what she'd do but deciding against it. Scratching under her chin. )
September 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
( Partially considering sticking her hand in her mouth just to see what she'd do but deciding against it. Scratching under her chin. )
( Misunderstanding and looking really scared before just )
Deer Scatter from House at Night
Alt: Several deer running away in black and white
static.klipy.com
September 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
( Misunderstanding and looking really scared before just )
You think you have the strength to contain a malevolent for such as me a second time?
( She's more awake now so she's back on her bullshit. )
( She's more awake now so she's back on her bullshit. )
September 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
You think you have the strength to contain a malevolent for such as me a second time?
( She's more awake now so she's back on her bullshit. )
( She's more awake now so she's back on her bullshit. )
( So close... So obviously not confident at all. )
, Totally.
, Totally.
September 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
( So close... So obviously not confident at all. )
, Totally.
, Totally.
W-What kind of villain would I be if I couldn't handle a monster of my own caliber?
September 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
W-What kind of villain would I be if I couldn't handle a monster of my own caliber?
, I mean Finally, a being to rival my wickedness...
September 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
, I mean Finally, a being to rival my wickedness...
,i feel light-headed
September 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
,i feel light-headed