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clod
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takes for the take god, posts for the post throne
i can see why you're very sensitive about people being emotionally dysregulated by politics. you have my sympathy and my general caution that posting is not a stump speech, nor is endless snarling at your supposed allies particularly effective at morale boosting. i recommend stop-being.online
September 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
ew, claude! gross!
August 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
August 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
lmao that was fast
August 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
(radio cuts from KUOW 94.9 to OPB 91.5)
August 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
NICE
July 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
huge if true
July 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
fortunately i misinterpreted your reply's tone too and thought it lighthearted so no worries! it hadn't even crossed my mind to actually injure wildlife. anyway here is a video of a snail i found eating moss
July 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
July 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
July 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
July 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
what do you mean "now what"
July 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
July 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
June 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.
June 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
please explain immediately
June 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
did you think i was kidding
June 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
June 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
May 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so listen, i never do this. but this guy could not stop talking about how much he hates circumcision and then he hits me with this and man. they invent new kinds of this every week. anyway i told him ignorance is bris and he cut me off
May 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
May 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
whatcha think wemby's favorite poem is? i think it's "the idea of order at key west"

Like a body wholly body, fluttering
Its empty sleeves; and yet its mimic motion
Made constant cry, caused constantly a cry,
That was not ours although we understood,
Inhuman, of the veritable ocean.
May 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
May 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
why are you taking this picture in the middle of the hardware store, clod? are you gonna post it somewhere?
May 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
(inspectah deck voice)
May 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM